Stupidest reason you've ever been insulted
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For being white. And it surprises me how many people have said this. Racism isn't dead I suppose.
#2 is for being Asian, or sometimes Mexican, lol. People assume I am Asian because of my name.
#2 is for being Asian, or sometimes Mexican, lol. People assume I am Asian because of my name.
The most recent that i can think of would have to be my Drawing Techniques 1 class, only due to the fact that I wear a black fedora. That is all, just because I wear a hat. But it doesn't get to me because everyone in that class was in a different class together, so I know that they are just joking
However far less recently would have to be a few times in Burnout Paradise online. The first time was just after the Olympus and the Rai-jin dropped. So playing online cruising around in the Rai-jin and some dolt in the Olympus takes me down. Cut to about twenty minutes later and me with around 24 takedowns on the Olympus user and then he rage quits. More recently in Paradise City was me messing around in the Carbon X-12 and two little idiots were trying to take me out in their Nighthawks (the cheapest car in the game in my opinion). Another twenty minutes later I'm running around the whole of Paradise, laughing hysterically to myself, as they are trying to keep up with me. Now those who have played this game are thinking just how I could outrun a car as fast as the Nighthawk, to which i would answer that I had played in Paradise pretty much since the game came out. So I know all of the little ins and outs of the city, the mountains, and now the island to the point I don't have to think that hard on how to get from point A to point B.
Edit: Yes I took their challenge as an insult. I felt that they insulted my skills as a driver and needed to be taught a lesson.
However far less recently would have to be a few times in Burnout Paradise online. The first time was just after the Olympus and the Rai-jin dropped. So playing online cruising around in the Rai-jin and some dolt in the Olympus takes me down. Cut to about twenty minutes later and me with around 24 takedowns on the Olympus user and then he rage quits. More recently in Paradise City was me messing around in the Carbon X-12 and two little idiots were trying to take me out in their Nighthawks (the cheapest car in the game in my opinion). Another twenty minutes later I'm running around the whole of Paradise, laughing hysterically to myself, as they are trying to keep up with me. Now those who have played this game are thinking just how I could outrun a car as fast as the Nighthawk, to which i would answer that I had played in Paradise pretty much since the game came out. So I know all of the little ins and outs of the city, the mountains, and now the island to the point I don't have to think that hard on how to get from point A to point B.
Edit: Yes I took their challenge as an insult. I felt that they insulted my skills as a driver and needed to be taught a lesson.
For wanting to keep my face warm.
I shit you not.
At traffic lights, wearing a multi-coloured rainbow-style scarf up over my mouth, cheeks and nose (Cold winter is cold) when three girls (aged 13-15~ish) appear on the other side.
Lights go green, people start to cross.
Whilst crossing, they spot me, and their eyes light up with amazement.
Just as they pass right by me, the one closest to me whispers to the others: "Terrorist!" and they all break out into barely suppressed laughter.
As a white, British, teenage male, I was referred to as a terrorist, due solely to my unwillingness to let my nose freeze in winter.
I'd honestly be offended if it weren't so absurd.
I shit you not.
At traffic lights, wearing a multi-coloured rainbow-style scarf up over my mouth, cheeks and nose (Cold winter is cold) when three girls (aged 13-15~ish) appear on the other side.
Lights go green, people start to cross.
Whilst crossing, they spot me, and their eyes light up with amazement.
Just as they pass right by me, the one closest to me whispers to the others: "Terrorist!" and they all break out into barely suppressed laughter.
As a white, British, teenage male, I was referred to as a terrorist, due solely to my unwillingness to let my nose freeze in winter.
I'd honestly be offended if it weren't so absurd.
I am mercilessly made fun of due to the fact the I bike to my school instead of driving. I only live a mile and a half from the school so it doesn't warrant paying 80 bucks for a parking spot, yet everyone finds it hilarious that I bike to school even though I'm 18.
Anytime someone calls me gay. Well done, your'e a homophobe, now actually come up with an insult.
I used to get insulted by friends when I was little because I couldn't (I still can't) eat hot dogs. Every time I've ever eaten on I've immediately started throwing up and my friends used to tease me be trying to stuff hot dogs into their mouths and proclaiming how delicious it was and how stupid I was for not liking it. I wish I was making that up.
I've also been insulted for things my relatives did. I had a cousin get expelled for having a gun in his car. He's a hunter and went hunting that morning, but it was still very stupid of him to have it. I caught so much shit for that it was unreal. It made me laugh more than anything.
I also remember getting a lot of crap about making the varsity baseball team as a freshman. I was the only freshman on the team, and most of my friends kept saying things like "you're the worst player on the team" and "how do you like riding the bench?" I always thought it was more of an insult on them because if I was the worst player on the team then what did it say about the twats that didn't make the team at all? Funny thing is, I was the starting DH so I played every game, AND we won state that year, so they can all suck it.
Ahem. Sorry.
I've also been insulted for things my relatives did. I had a cousin get expelled for having a gun in his car. He's a hunter and went hunting that morning, but it was still very stupid of him to have it. I caught so much shit for that it was unreal. It made me laugh more than anything.
I also remember getting a lot of crap about making the varsity baseball team as a freshman. I was the only freshman on the team, and most of my friends kept saying things like "you're the worst player on the team" and "how do you like riding the bench?" I always thought it was more of an insult on them because if I was the worst player on the team then what did it say about the twats that didn't make the team at all? Funny thing is, I was the starting DH so I played every game, AND we won state that year, so they can all suck it.
Ahem. Sorry.
For my music taste (get insulted by quite a few hipsters for liking Slipknot and Bring Me The Horizon, even though the majority of stuff I listen to these days is pretty hipster-ish anyway), for being french (even though I'm only half french, this is probably the most common one too), for owning a console, from atheists who didn't like that I'm not atheist too.
I think the worst time was when I was in primary school and I was playing football (soccer) at break time. I took a shot and missed, and immediately got shitloads of insults thrown at me before being pushed to the ground. About a minute later, someone made pretty much the exact same shot as me, missing in almost exactly the same way, but everyone just laughed it off in a friendly manner. Considering I almost never took my own shots, it's amazing how seriously they took it. People'd also insult you if you didn't pass to them.
I think the worst time was when I was in primary school and I was playing football (soccer) at break time. I took a shot and missed, and immediately got shitloads of insults thrown at me before being pushed to the ground. About a minute later, someone made pretty much the exact same shot as me, missing in almost exactly the same way, but everyone just laughed it off in a friendly manner. Considering I almost never took my own shots, it's amazing how seriously they took it. People'd also insult you if you didn't pass to them.
Well I've been insulted quite heavily for my natural hair colour...
Want a longer story? Ok. In secondary school I took OCR Nationals in ICT, which meant in two years getting 4 GCSEs, and it was purely coursework.
We got to a point where there was a month left for work, and about 7 of the 18 of us had finished. By this time we were into study leave, so most other people just gave up to settle for what they achieved so far. The only people there by this point was me and my friend, who spent all the time secretly playing cave Story, since he'd given up and was only there because his parents forced him. I was the only person there by choice, wanting to finish work. I had over a week left and knew I'd finish with time left, and being there was completely my option, as had been demonstrated by others not showing up. One day I went in, did two hours, then decided "That's a lot of work, I'm going to call it a day".
On my way out my teacher asked where I was going. I said I was done for the day.
Then he went on a long rant about how I'll never achieve anything, fail to get a job since I obviously can't schedule, all because when he asked how long til I'd be done, I said I didn't know.
Do you think I'd bother coming in to do work if I thought I wouldn't be able to get it done? I explained that I knew I'd be done before the final deadline, I just couldn't say a day. So for specifically for me he moved the date forward, as if the proper deadline wasn't good enough. I felt awful, continued with my decision to go, and when got into my mum's car, broke into tears and felt bad for the rest of the day.
When school time actually resumed and one of my other friends who didn't show up went in to get his results, the teacher just thought it was fine that he couldn't be bothered.
Want a longer story? Ok. In secondary school I took OCR Nationals in ICT, which meant in two years getting 4 GCSEs, and it was purely coursework.
We got to a point where there was a month left for work, and about 7 of the 18 of us had finished. By this time we were into study leave, so most other people just gave up to settle for what they achieved so far. The only people there by this point was me and my friend, who spent all the time secretly playing cave Story, since he'd given up and was only there because his parents forced him. I was the only person there by choice, wanting to finish work. I had over a week left and knew I'd finish with time left, and being there was completely my option, as had been demonstrated by others not showing up. One day I went in, did two hours, then decided "That's a lot of work, I'm going to call it a day".
On my way out my teacher asked where I was going. I said I was done for the day.
Then he went on a long rant about how I'll never achieve anything, fail to get a job since I obviously can't schedule, all because when he asked how long til I'd be done, I said I didn't know.
Do you think I'd bother coming in to do work if I thought I wouldn't be able to get it done? I explained that I knew I'd be done before the final deadline, I just couldn't say a day. So for specifically for me he moved the date forward, as if the proper deadline wasn't good enough. I felt awful, continued with my decision to go, and when got into my mum's car, broke into tears and felt bad for the rest of the day.
When school time actually resumed and one of my other friends who didn't show up went in to get his results, the teacher just thought it was fine that he couldn't be bothered.
I had a very similar experience the insult was almost identical but they didnt give a reason it was just some girl who I didnt really like or even talk to much seeing as we only had two classes together and unless forced into the same group I never conversed with or about her, but yet there she was literally ran up behind me said this loudly (not shouting) and then stormed off bloody weird.emeraldrafael said:
Other time that was weird and incredibly stupid was when I was serving a customer I asked him if I could help (they couldnt self serve as there was too much moving machinery about to let them wander off unescorted, plus they would never find what they wanted without help the place was massive and not signposted in the slightest) to which he replied "My god your ugly" unfortunately I still had to serve the twat and he kept on repeating this every few minutes as well as telling me how he had acted as a bodyguard to lots of stars and that they were all idiots and the like personally I think he may have had some issues and if he was a bodyguard I would buy a hat so I could eat it.
I have also been insulted for greeting someone apparently saying "morning" meant I was a fucking idiot well at least now I know thankyou random hate filled old man dont go drowning in your own bile now will you.
Probably the most reccuring stupid reason I am insulted is in various multiplayer games usually fighting as its one on one if I win im a `cheating piece of shit who should learn how to play` and if I lose `I suck and should learn how to play`. Makes playing online a chore sometimes, although I havent had many lately and have even had nice messages congratulating me on a good game and even offering advice if I lost so works both ways I suppose.
Oh dammit. Sorry for not appreciating your joke there. Ooops.Qitz said:Oh I know full well what kind of cup you were referring too. I was just having fun with the double meaning and allSilverApple said:
Coulda tossed him a zinger and said "Well, you are an expert on small things aren't ya?"
I spilled some of the 7up I was pouring into a glass in the kitchen and picked it up to drink enough that the level would go down a bit, spilling more in the process. It wasn't a lot and only took 3 seconds to clean up with a flannel, but my dad decided to call me a "fucking shithead" for apparently being so idiotic.
I took it in good grace up to that point but gave up and told him to shut his mouth. He punched me and shouted "Don't talk to me like that!"
He feels guilty about it now (it happened yesterday) and I'm now giving him the cold shoulder and waiting for him to apologize.
I took it in good grace up to that point but gave up and told him to shut his mouth. He punched me and shouted "Don't talk to me like that!"
He feels guilty about it now (it happened yesterday) and I'm now giving him the cold shoulder and waiting for him to apologize.
i rarely get insulted but one of the dumbest insults I've gotten was in a game called k.a.g its a capture the flag game with the option to put other game types on top (death mach and soon to be others) one tactic is to launch you're guy with explosives over defensive to disrupt artillery i did that and got called a noob. i don't get why people stick to old ineffective strategic attack options when theres a more effective option that can easily advance your team if there un prepared for such an attack
I did get insulted once because someone didn't like my hat. Admittedly this was in a club and the girl was drunk and looked ready for a fight. She slapped my friend and walked straight into a security guard. We laughed =]
Once, I was walking home from school, and this guy I had never seen before in my life walked past me and muttered "cocksucker" to me for no apparent reason.
It was very odd.
It was very odd.
