Stupidest reason you've ever been insulted

[Chewster]

It's IMDb. I used to post there until I realized that it is the posting board equivalent to YouTube comments.

I once had my teeth insulted by a crazy old man, while waiting for the bus. His exact words were "Heh heh! Nice job they did with yer teeth!" I had no idea who he was.

Additionally, when I worked at the corner store years ago, some old lady who looked like Milton from Office Space came in and accused me of stealing her credit cards. I told her she was off her nut and that I'd never seen them and her husband who looked to be about a-hundred-and-two, told me to "go fly a kite".

 

[LadyDeadly]

I got into a argument with my current roommate because shes used to leave garbage rotting in the kitchen for weeks on end. It would smell really bad.
I told her to clean up and we got into this shouting match where she told me i would need plastic surgery and to lose weight if i ever wanted to get a man.
And then i called her a stupid whore. Because she is one. She sleeps with every guy she meets and yet claims to be a perfect Christian.

I guess she thought i had low self esteem or something because i dont dress like a hooker.
And now she goes out of her way to comment on my weight.

Okay first of all,I'm awesome. I'm better looking than you do AND i have curves.

SECOND OF ALL, why would i want a boyfriend who only cares about my looks? The other day she was listing all the things that would make the " perfect" boyfriend and not once did i hear anything about what kind of personality he would have, or his interests.

Then I had a hoot of a time thinking what if her perfect man was a serial killer.

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

WELL in recent memory ive been called a "fag" for not liking what i could only call "compensation trucks"(pictured below) now i have no problems with a nice car or a nice truck but there comes a point where it gets ridiculous for example. the same guy who decided i was "gay" for not thinking they are mankinds greatest joy has a similiar vehicle, it costs him $100 per fuel up and that will get him around 200km. but he later got that towed for driving without insurance, then i was insulted again because i didn't miss it.

justice is sweet

Spoiler

this is what im talking about when i say compensation truck

 

[TheTim]

I get insulted for being a "ginger" all of the time. Thankyou South Park.

Used to bother me,

not any more.

 

[W8NKA]

I got punched in the face. When i asked why he said "Dunno... You're gay!" when in actual fact I am straight.

 

[Vault101]

I made a light hearted joke about building PC rigs and all of a sudden Im a pathetic/ignorant/idiot

 

[TheNaut131]

Stupidest reason, hmmm...

My widow's peak. I shit you not. You see a widow's peak on a black person, not that it really matters, is a section of hair pointing downward on the center of a hair line. It's actually extremely small and can be unnoticeable.

I was legitimately harassed for it. Mind you, this was Middle School, but c'mon people! Funny thing, the only reason the morons knew about was because we'd recently been learning about recessive and dominant traits. Bothers to learn anything, pay attention in class, and cheats on everything, but for whatever fucking reason they remembered that one stupid lesson.

And I was also ridiculed for other stupid things. My middle name, the fact my parents are Nigerian, I don't smoke or drink, I don't have a girlfriend, and multiple idiotic reasons that make me stop and go:

"Hmm...why the hell don't I hate everyone around me?"

 

[Vault101]

Then he went on a long rant about how I'll never achieve anything, fail to get a job since I obviously can't schedule, all because when he asked how long til I'd be done, I said I didn't know.

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I "kind of" had a similar thing with my mother...over pancakes

(I think at that point I had just finished school at was hanging around at home)

I decided to make some pancakes, just for the hell of it. Mum being decided to be "helpful" and gave me a recipe out of a book

now generally I just make pancakes out of scratch, I dont even measure, just wing it and mix everything together..which always works

so I just skim the instructions (I think I did) and mix everything together...she then comes in and points out that I added the butter

I wasnt suposed to add the butter...it was an old book, the butter was for greasing the pan (I think)

well fuck me...because of that, I was aparetnly a retard who couldnt read insctructions, and because of my aparent inability to read instructions I was never going to be able to get a job and was going to be a complete fuck up my enitre life (she didnt say it like that but may as well have)

and she didnt seem to get why I was so upset and angry (they are fucking pancakes! not rocket science...I didnt even need the stupid recipe, I worked it out on my own, and who the fuck greases that pan thease days?)

I wanted to say "make the fuckign pancakes YOURSELF then!" but I didnt..I made the pancakes and spenmt the next few hours in a state of anger/sadness

..damn..Im getting angrey just thinking about it

 

[bobmus]

I've been insulted countless times for having a girlfriend.
[small]I don't get why either[/small]

Apparently having a girlfriend in Sixth Form/ University got less cool. Who knew having a partner was uncool now too?

 

[Doneeee]

For premature ejaculation. Its not my fault it is yours. You just feel nice inside, take it as a compliment. But in all seriousness I can't really think particular insult so I'll just pull one of the top of my head. Once someone looked at my SOAD shirt and said, "Really? That's an old band." 'facepalm'

 

[Launcelot111]

For watching Minute to Win It in standard def. Not for watching Minute to Win It in the first place

 

[Promethax]

Probably when I made a joke about the black market, and someone thought I was racist.

Or when some kid asked me to recite the Spanish alphabet for whatever reason, and thought I was retarded because he thought I was saying the French alphabet.

 

[AceDefective]

"Ew you like what I don't like" Can't think of a dumber reason

 

[BathorysGraveland]

Well, probably the lamest is being insulted due to my hair. I am a male who has quite long hair (longer than many of the girls who went to my school, as a matter of fact) and so apparently I'm either 'gay' or a 'wannabe woman'. Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me either.

Another one would be when I was told I "would not see the light or heaven" (not that I'd ever want to anyway) because of what I have on my YouTube channel (extreme metal videos etc).

Far too many idiots on Earth for it to be healthy.

 

[MammothBlade]

For reading a book in public. Apparently it makes you a "f**kin geeeek", and there's something wrong with people who read books. GRGHHHHHHHHHH.

If anything, there's something very wrong with people who shun reading.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

My brother once called me a fothermucker because he failed to wake up on time, did not have his breakfast, did not iron his pants for the day, and did not remember his lunch money, all of which I am in no way responsible for.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

At traffic lights, wearing a multi-coloured rainbow-style scarf up over my mouth, cheeks and nose (Cold winter is cold) when three girls (aged 13-15~ish) appear on the other side.

Lights go green, people start to cross.

Whilst crossing, they spot me, and their eyes light up with amazement.

Just as they pass right by me, the one closest to me whispers to the others: "Terrorist!" and they all break out into barely suppressed laughter.

Flamboyancy = Terrorism. I'll keep that in mind. (Also, I suppose that's where your username originates?)

OT: The normal "You're too smart, I insult you now" stuff. I get it from my History teacher all the time.

 

[BytByte]

Because I am a Republican, which is quite perplexing as I am not a Republican.