Stupidest thing you've heard someone say a 'real gamer' does.

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Canadamus Prime

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Ham_authority95 said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
Anyone who ever says "real gamer" without referencing and/or satirising someone elses idiocy is probably a moron.
I second this
I third this.
"Real gamers" play games PERIOD end of story. Anyone who says differently is either an idiot or has their head lodged so far up their ass that they're in danger of turning themselves inside out.
 

Spleenbag

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I don't have anything to contribute to the general topic, sorry. What I do have, however, is a reminder that the very best way to deal with others is to accept that they're not always like you - and if that means they really only like FPS games, don't fucking knock them for it. Some of these posts are rather snobby.

Thibaut said:
spinner89 said:
Real gamers play games.
QFT
Pretty much just keep this in mind, folks.
 

Skootle13

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I'm surprised this one hasn't been said:

"Girls can't be real gamers"

I don't know how many times people automatically assume I suck at video games just because I'm female. Or that I only play gimmicky games. No, my parents were gamers and I've been playing since I was old enough to.
 

Misaek

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I wouldn't know because it is quite the opposite where I live, everyone I have ever met in my school plays MW and MW2 but still make fun of anyone that plays anything else like say Dragon Age, so the stupid insult here isn't "LOL U R NOT TRU GAMR" its "LOL U R A GAMR???"
 

DazZ.

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ctrl-alt-postal said:
OK REAL gamers. Having a microwave next to your rig, to avoid losing gaming time to eating.
I had a kettle and a toaster until they both got fluffy, also the kettle was quite pointless as I had no water supply in my room.
 

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Strive to remain competitive in an MMORPG endgame. (Especially if they do so by paying a gold farmer.)

Because the typical MMORPG is hardly a "real" game on the grounds that it rewards mere persistence to grind over actual play skill.
 

Broady Brio

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"Real gamers have no life." - Rhys (Self-proclaimed casual gamer.)


Do I even need to tell you how retarded he is?
 

Urgh76

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Skootle13 said:
I'm surprised this one hasn't been said:

"Girls can't be real gamers"

I don't know how many times people automatically assume I suck at video games just because I'm female. Or that I only play gimmicky games. No, my parents were gamers and I've been playing since I was old enough to.
I agree, my "gf" (complicated) is actually better at me in gaming
 

Urgh76

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Eliam_Dar said:
"The Sims is a great RTS"

No, Seriously, I heard that
HE SHALL BURN FOR HIS SIN!!!!!!!! I don't know why but me and the sims just does not mix well
 

Murlin

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"Don't real gamers never leave their homes?" asked a guy on my school (He also said "being in society is good, society is awesome and takes care of us, that's why socialism will never work! o_O)
I guess we need to promote the word "no-life" s'more

urgh76 said:
Skootle13 said:
I'm surprised this one hasn't been said:

"Girls can't be real gamers"

I don't know how many times people automatically assume I suck at video games just because I'm female. Or that I only play gimmicky games. No, my parents were gamers and I've been playing since I was old enough to.
I agree, my "gf" (complicated) is actually better at me in gaming
Is that a good or a bad thing?
 

HardRockSamurai

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"REAL gamers drink Mountain Dew!"
No they don't. They drink beer. or Red Bull.

"REAL gamers don't play casual games!"
Are you kidding me? I always play a nice relaxing game of Peggle after a game of Halo 3. It's the gaming equivalent of yoga.

"REAL gamers don't exercise."
Wii Fit.

"REAL gamers don't exercise."
Oh. Well, you got me there.
 

Ve1ociraptor

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"WoW gamers aren't real gamers."

As a former and future WoW player, this one gets on my nerves a bit. People who have never really gotten into WoW often have this skewed version of how it plays.

HardRockSamurai said:
"REAL gamers drink Mountain Dew!"
No they don't. They drink beer. or Red Bull.
It's weird that a drink called Mountain Dew is being advertised as the "gaming drink".
 

Daveman

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yeah, the "real gamers pirate first, then buy" has been put to me before... of course real gamers just wait for steam to have a sale on it and then buy it because they're not thieving cunts.
Skootle13 said:
I'm surprised this one hasn't been said:

"Girls can't be real gamers"

I don't know how many times people automatically assume I suck at video games just because I'm female. Or that I only play gimmicky games. No, my parents were gamers and I've been playing since I was old enough to.
come now, everyone knows breasts reduce reaction times and vaginas make you lose coordination. THUS IT IS PROVED! :p
 

Guy32

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hazabaza1 said:
Guy32 said:
hazabaza1 said:
Real gamers don't play games with cover systems!
What's a cover system? o_0
It might be a stupid question, but I've never heard that phrase before.
You know, the whole Gears of War stuff. Press a button, hide behind a wall, pop out and shoot.
It was also in Mass Effect, and GTA4. Lots of other games as well.
Ohhhh, that kind of system -_-. I thought he meant system as in a console. Thanks.
 

RobbinHood

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Julianking93 said:
"Only real gamers play PC"

Fuck you.

"360 is for elite players"

No it isn't. Its mainly played by stupid frat boys who are oblivious to any other games but Halo and Gears.
Correction, Frat boys play game cube.
*See BroRape on youtube
 

SimuLord

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Real gamers...

- don't play casual games.
- think (commenter's favorite genre here---usually FPS) is the only genre worth a damn.
- play online.
- put MLG in their gamertags.
- don't do that gay shit (what the "gay shit" is...well, that's never quite clearly defined.)

I'm going to add one of my own:

Real gamers don't dictate what "real gamers" should play or how they should play it.
 

Spectrum_Prez

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"Real gamers only play CS." - heard throughout high school

Now known to be a false statement - at minimum, I've found that all the truly hardcore FPS gamers tend to favour Quake 3 still. Not my scene, just an observation.