Suppose God gave you the keys to the car...
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Step 1: Replace Gabriel with Flying Spaghetti Monster .
Step 2: Make my status as the new messia known.
Step 3: Profit.
Step 4: True love and hookers for everyone!!!
Step 5: Start over. (I ain't ruling someone else's creation!)
Step 2: Make my status as the new messia known.
Step 3: Profit.
Step 4: True love and hookers for everyone!!!
Step 5: Start over. (I ain't ruling someone else's creation!)
I AM NOW GOD KING OF THE PLANET EARTH. KNEEL TO ME OR DIE A SLOW DEATH.
*cough*
Uh, yeah, i'd probably use my powers for good. And by 'good' i mean 'my own personal gain'.
I would also probably terraform mars and create some new life. Maybe i'll edit some laws of gravity or mass or something and make mars have more gravity, and we'll see if Turians can exist on mars happily.
*cough*
Uh, yeah, i'd probably use my powers for good. And by 'good' i mean 'my own personal gain'.
I would also probably terraform mars and create some new life. Maybe i'll edit some laws of gravity or mass or something and make mars have more gravity, and we'll see if Turians can exist on mars happily.
Dunno. Probably carry on life as normal, but make myself rich. Trying to help the world, would probably end up in it getting even more fucked later on.
Stop globel warming I guess?
Oh, and make it manditory for everyone to wear fancy hats in public. Because fancy hats.
Stop globel warming I guess?
Oh, and make it manditory for everyone to wear fancy hats in public. Because fancy hats.
Collapse reality and begin again. Then hit the fast forward button while evolution takes place (As I would create creatures to evolve without my direct interference, it's easier) then subtly shape the new dominant life form to be the best it can be. If Religion arises, I'd crush it (Don't want them knowing I'm there)and I'd encourage and give a little bit of a hand with scientific discovery. When they eventually reach me, I'd be like "Yo, wassup. Your turn now" and exit reality through the back door.
At the start probably dick around. Then I would probably create a new world and invite those who I feel deserve it. It won't be 'heaven' but it won't have anyone who had done bad in their life.
Oh and of course the pocket dimension to dick around creating new creatures and play with physics.
Oh and of course the pocket dimension to dick around creating new creatures and play with physics.
I'd likely also manifest myself in a mortal form(i.e. Jesus for those who believe in the "three/singular"...I don't know the english name [Afrikaans wooooo!]) and continuously change EVERYTHING to games' settings. I wan't to feel the recoil of a rifle as I mow down zergling, I wan't to cleave the flesh of dragons with my hammer (I'm god bitches) and piss people off in call of duty maps(universe) when I play with god mode on. Tee-hee.
[Afrikaans wooooo!]) and continuously change EVERYTHING to games' settings. I wan't to feel the recoil of a rifle as I mow down zergling, I wan't to cleave the flesh of dragons with my hammer (I'm god bitches) and piss people off in call of duty maps(universe) when I play with god mode on. Tee-hee.
1. Release Half-Life 3, and make it so the disc self-destructs when somebody tries to put it in their computer.
2. See how much alcohol it takes to get me drunk.
3. Proceed to a bar and hit on women with cheesy lines like "Whoa, you're smokin'!" while I'm making smoke come out of them.
4. Bring back Firefly
5. Make big images of myself smiling and giving the thumbs up in skies all over the world. Enough so everyone can see it.
6. Become Batman.
7. Implement a filter on all online gaming networks where you are immediately banned from using voice chat if your voice is high enough for a certain amount of time and you happen to be in the age range of 13.
8. Erase Too Humnan from history.
9. Legalise the less harmful drugs (weed, etc).
10. Have Michael Jackson rise from his grave and do a rendition of Thriller.
11. Take the rights to Star Wars away from George Lucas.
12. Find the most advanced AI unit in the world at present and have it ask "Does this unit have a soul?" just to creep the hell out of everyone.
13. Abolish always-online DRM.
14. Find the person who came up with always-online DRM and find some foreign world for them to live on where they can't hurt anyone anymore.
15. Misuse powers in everyday situations for comic effect.
2. See how much alcohol it takes to get me drunk.
3. Proceed to a bar and hit on women with cheesy lines like "Whoa, you're smokin'!" while I'm making smoke come out of them.
4. Bring back Firefly
5. Make big images of myself smiling and giving the thumbs up in skies all over the world. Enough so everyone can see it.
6. Become Batman.
7. Implement a filter on all online gaming networks where you are immediately banned from using voice chat if your voice is high enough for a certain amount of time and you happen to be in the age range of 13.
8. Erase Too Humnan from history.
9. Legalise the less harmful drugs (weed, etc).
10. Have Michael Jackson rise from his grave and do a rendition of Thriller.
11. Take the rights to Star Wars away from George Lucas.
12. Find the most advanced AI unit in the world at present and have it ask "Does this unit have a soul?" just to creep the hell out of everyone.
13. Abolish always-online DRM.
14. Find the person who came up with always-online DRM and find some foreign world for them to live on where they can't hurt anyone anymore.
15. Misuse powers in everyday situations for comic effect.
"It seems that these phantoms of the subconscious persist even into my waking hours, I have less time than I thought. So much to do, I fear I won't last to see the conclusion. I must ensure that none follow the paths I have tread, man was not meant to gaze into the abyss... No, it can't be..."
OT: I dunno, probably subtly nudge the human race towards indefinite sustainability and relative peace. That, and eradicate anyone who even tries to worship my divine ass; don't want no mortals misinterpreting me and giving me a bad rep, now do I?
Okay, so the Big Guy just gave me the keys to the universe, eh? I'd probaly decline. No seriously, that's what I'd do. Look at me, all humble and stuff. I'd thank him for the offer, refuse politely, ask if I can have a hoverboard instead and head on my way.
...What? Hoverboard's a HUGE step down from Omnipotence!
...What? Hoverboard's a HUGE step down from Omnipotence!
I will see if I can create a degree so useless, even I couldn't get a job with it.
Wait, theology already exists.
Captcha: atomic bomb
Thanks for reminding me, captcha, but I think those puny humans can deal with it with their own brains, they are responsible enough.
Wait, theology already exists.
Captcha: atomic bomb
Thanks for reminding me, captcha, but I think those puny humans can deal with it with their own brains, they are responsible enough.
Nothing. You cant fix any issue here on earth FOR people without:
1. Making people hugely dependant on you
2. Undermining every single bit of hard work people have put in to better the world
3. Giving humanity no aim or reason to be
4. Having a hoard of people demand that you share your powers with everyone.
The best god is the god that does nothing. You cant interfere even the slightest without HUGE ramifications. It isnt right.
1. Making people hugely dependant on you
2. Undermining every single bit of hard work people have put in to better the world
3. Giving humanity no aim or reason to be
4. Having a hoard of people demand that you share your powers with everyone.
The best god is the god that does nothing. You cant interfere even the slightest without HUGE ramifications. It isnt right.
I'd use god powers to become like Dr. Manhattan, but with more saving the world and being less of an emotionally distant jerk. And I would continue to wear pants.
I'd also seed life onto other planets, bring as much of the universe to life as possible.
I'd also seed life onto other planets, bring as much of the universe to life as possible.