Sword murder at porn studio. Safe for work.

[Sewblon]

Looks like this sentence will be...

... a hard one.​

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Haha. Oh wow I couldn't stop laughing at that.

All puns aside though, that's terrible. But... why a sword?

Because it was readily available. It was one of the studio's props, which given that they make fetish and bondage videos may have been put to equally terrifying purposes as the murder.

 

[Stone Wera]

Well, the guy may have killed a woman, but at least he didn't rapier.

Zing!

 

[Sir Kemper]

Looks like this sentence will be...

... a hard one.​

[sub][sub]Oh God, I'm sorry![/sub][/sub]

Looks like he learned that the industry is...



*Puts on shades*

A doubled edged sword.




YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Angus565]

Well, he penetrated them real good.

Guess he's gonna have to go to jail, to understand what penetration feels like.


I am of course referring to bladed weaponry.

*cough*

Don't worry I'm sure that the penile system will have it's way with him.

 

[Ldude893]

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You sir just won the Internet.

 

[Billion Backs]

Guys lets not make light of a death, that's incredibly disrespectful.

Yes, the fucking corpse sure cares.

Death is funny.

And to add to the collection of bad puns...

What a lady killer! Although from what I gather, he used a rather curved blade. Guess the penile system will have to take care of him, now.

 

[Ldude893]

Guys lets not make light of a death, that's incredibly disrespectful.

Yes, the fucking corpse sure cares.

Death is funny.

When you cut your finger, that's tragedy. When you fall into an open manhole cover and die, that's comedy.

 

[Sewblon]

Looks like this sentence will be...

... a hard one.​

[sub][sub]Oh God, I'm sorry![/sub][/sub]

Looks like he learned that the industry is...



*Puts on shades*

A doubled edged sword.




YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

"Horatio, this guy's wang got chopped off" Looks like his career was tragically... *Puts on shades* cut short.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[ottenni]

Well there we have it kids. The lesson of the story, don't trust a porn star when he unsheathes his weapon.

 

[JayDub147]

I wonder how many thrusts before he was done?

rofl.

In all seriousness, I feel like such an asshole for laughing at this. I was pretty sad by the second half of the article.

 

[tthor]

It's all just so funny!

Read the article and try not to laugh, I dare you.

O__o
i read thru the article (more than ready to laugh). it's not funny at all, its actually a bit sad...

 

[Billion Backs]

Well there we have it kids. The lesson of the story, don't trust a porn star when he unsheathes his weapon.

No, trust is okay. Just don't let it penetrate you.

 

[Dags90]

I hope I'm not the only person who didn't immediately go Google image searching these people. That would be awkward.

 

[Yureina]

Must be lost on me, because I didn't find that story very funny.

 

[Normalgamer]

Guys lets not make light of a death, that's incredibly disrespectful.

Yes, the fucking corpse sure cares.

Death is funny.

And to add to the collection of bad puns...

What a lady killer! Although from what I gather, he used a rather curved blade. Guess the penile system will have to take care of him, now.

I'm sure her mourning family cares, ever think of that? If your sister/brother/mother/father died and somebody made a joke out of it would you be saying "Death is funny"?

 

[Vrex360]

Honestly, there are so many smart assed things I could say right now but they would all be very disrespectful so I'll just say this:
"We live in a crazy world."

 

[Earth443]

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You brilliant, brilliant man

 

[Blindswordmaster]

How long until it becomes a movie and how long until they make a pornographic parody of that movie."It's the circle, circle-jerk of life!"

 

[Canid117]

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Damn you! Damn you to hell! You broke the combo! And we were doing so well!