Sword murder at porn studio. Safe for work.

[ottenni]

Well there we have it kids. The lesson of the story, don't trust a porn star when he unsheathes his weapon.

No, trust is okay. Just don't let it penetrate you.

Genius! How did i not think of that.

 

[Shock and Awe]

So I have to ask, will he pitch or catch in prison?

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Interpersonal relations: say what you want with no regard for whether others share your worldview.

Not caring if you hurt someone's feelings is one thing, but usually not pissing people off for no good reason is a socially beneficial thing unless you like being "that loner asshole".

There are plenty of people who share my feelings.

A compromise is a compromise, but given that I don't know the family of the dude kind of leaves that point moot. I don't know them, I don't care about them.

And pissing people off for ideological reasons is a great thing to do. We've been doing it as a race for, like, ever.

This is a wonderful attitude to have when you enter the professional workforce, trust me.

 

[Billion Backs]

Interpersonal relations: say what you want with no regard for whether others share your worldview.

Not caring if you hurt someone's feelings is one thing, but usually not pissing people off for no good reason is a socially beneficial thing unless you like being "that loner asshole".

There are plenty of people who share my feelings.

A compromise is a compromise, but given that I don't know the family of the dude kind of leaves that point moot. I don't know them, I don't care about them.

And pissing people off for ideological reasons is a great thing to do. We've been doing it as a race for, like, ever.

This is a wonderful attitude to have when you enter the professional workforce, trust me.

I'm already a part of a professional workforce. Sure, some things must be done to adapt for survival in this system. If you think I ideologically agree with it, I don't.

While compromise and general butt-kissing might be a way to survive for most people, including me, in this society, it sure as fucking hell not the way I would want to lead my life. I'm afraid I might have to censor myself at this point, not interested to be banned for a pointless gesture. Hold on to your own bullshit as I will hold on to mine.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Interpersonal relations: say what you want with no regard for whether others share your worldview.

Not caring if you hurt someone's feelings is one thing, but usually not pissing people off for no good reason is a socially beneficial thing unless you like being "that loner asshole".

There are plenty of people who share my feelings.

A compromise is a compromise, but given that I don't know the family of the dude kind of leaves that point moot. I don't know them, I don't care about them.

And pissing people off for ideological reasons is a great thing to do. We've been doing it as a race for, like, ever.

This is a wonderful attitude to have when you enter the professional workforce, trust me.

I'm already a part of a professional workforce. Sure, some things must be done to adapt for survival in this system. If you think I ideologically agree with it, I don't.

That's all I meant. Not stepping on peoples' toes when doing so is unnecessary is never a bad idea.

 

[Kimarous]

I'm sure her mourning family cares, ever think of that? If your sister/brother/mother/father died and somebody made a joke out of it would you be saying "Death is funny"?

Yes, I would. I'd probably hug the person who made the joke. I do not discriminate. When I die, if I was still capable of feeling or knowing anything, which isn't the case given the non-existence of some kind of post-mortem life, that'd a bit of an oxymoron, I'd be fucking happy if someone made comedy out of that. Same applies to everyone else.

Yeah, I call bullshit on that. If tragedy happens to befall a loved one of yours, you will be just as devastated as anybody else. If you do not, then I pity you more than you can imagine.

OT: Am I the only person to have pornographic pseudo-snuff films come to mind, or have I been watching the Cinema Snob too much?

 

[Iron Lightning]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37519916/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts Insert penis joke here.

Heh, I'd like to insert my penis joke there.

My condolences to the families of those affected.

 

[Sprizmo]

Well, the guy may have killed a woman, but at least he didn't rapier.

Its hard not to laugh at that one, no disrespect intended but... LOL

 

[CrafterMan]

Well, the guy may have killed a woman, but at least he didn't rapier.

LMAO

Oho, this made my day good sir.

Bravo, bravo.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Guys lets not make light of a death, that's incredibly disrespectful.

You realize your on the internet right?

 

[Normalgamer]

Guys lets not make light of a death, that's incredibly disrespectful.

You realize your on the internet right?

Anonymity shouldn't give way for douchebaggery eh? I try to apply that to whatever I do on the interwebz. Unless it involves some form of ganking on a game. Then anonymity toally means I can act like a douche.

 

[C_sector]

I wonder if she moaned as he stuck it in her...

That Sir is Going WAAAAAAAY too far.....umm......Do you think she enjoyed it?

Im sorry :-(

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I detect no possible irony.

/irony

Seriously, that's pretty funny. I would say it was tragic, but, considering it was an attack against people in the porn industry, while it was bad, I can't really bring myself to consider it a tragedy.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Guys lets not make light of a death, that's incredibly disrespectful.

You realize your on the internet right?

Anonymity shouldn't give way for douchebaggery eh? I try to apply that to whatever I do on the interwebz. Unless it involves some form of ganking on a game. Then anonymity toally means I can act like a douche.

While I agree with you that people not knowing you on the internet shouldent let you go apeshit and everything, but thats what people do, puns are one thing, but at least there not trolling.

 

[Normalgamer]

I detect no possible irony.

/irony

Seriously, that's pretty funny. I would say it was tragic, but, considering it was an attack against people in the porn industry, while it was bad, I can't really bring myself to consider it a tragedy.

Hey now, pronstars are people too.

Guys lets not make light of a death, that's incredibly disrespectful.

You realize your on the internet right?

Anonymity shouldn't give way for douchebaggery eh? I try to apply that to whatever I do on the interwebz. Unless it involves some form of ganking on a game. Then anonymity toally means I can act like a douche.

While I agree with you that people not knowing you on the internet shouldent let you go apeshit and everything, but thats what people do, puns are one thing, but at least there not trolling.

Touche good man.

 

[Brad Shepard]

I detect no possible irony.

/irony

Seriously, that's pretty funny. I would say it was tragic, but, considering it was an attack against people in the porn industry, while it was bad, I can't really bring myself to consider it a tragedy.

Hey now, pronstars are people too.

Guys lets not make light of a death, that's incredibly disrespectful.

You realize your on the internet right?

Anonymity shouldn't give way for douchebaggery eh? I try to apply that to whatever I do on the interwebz. Unless it involves some form of ganking on a game. Then anonymity toally means I can act like a douche.

While I agree with you that people not knowing you on the internet shouldent let you go apeshit and everything, but thats what people do, puns are one thing, but at least there not trolling.

Touche good man.

, mind you, im not saying (most) of the people in here arnt trolling are anything, but you know waht i mean.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I detect no possible irony.

/irony

Seriously, that's pretty funny. I would say it was tragic, but, considering it was an attack against people in the porn industry, while it was bad, I can't really bring myself to consider it a tragedy.

Hey now, pronstars are people too.

They're people, but people I don't know die every day, and most of those people that die aren't part of an industry I hate.

I can't feel bad about everyone that dies, or I would be utterly depressed all the time. Therefore, I generally care always about the deaths of those that I know, and selectively about the deaths of those that I don't know. The people that I choose to care about are generally children, the poor, victims of imperialism, ect. The people I generally don't choose to care about include CEO's, terrorists, gangsters, ect. Falling into the "ect." of the second category, would be porn stars.

 

[Omegatronacles]

Guys lets not make light of a death, that's incredibly disrespectful.

Yes, the fucking corpse sure cares.

Death is funny.

And to add to the collection of bad puns...

What a lady killer! Although from what I gather, he used a rather curved blade. Guess the penile system will have to take care of him, now.

I'm sure her mourning family cares, ever think of that? If your sister/brother/mother/father died and somebody made a joke out of it would you be saying "Death is funny"?

Given the fact that it stipulates in my will that I am to be cremated and then fired out of a catapult, I certainly hope people will be making jokes.

 

[dududf]

Well, he penetrated them real good.

Guess he's gonna have to go to jail, to understand what penetration feels like.


I am of course referring to bladed weaponry.

*cough*

Don't worry I'm sure that the penile system will have it's way with him.

OH HO HO!

Oh man that was good. That was really good.

You sir, are awesome.