tactical dating

[Srkkl]

thats just rape

Eh, you say rape, I say tactical dating with extreme prejudice. tomato/tomatoe.

Hilarity, thy name is you.

OT: I like the original plan you posted.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

To be honest, that seems downright sociopathic. The idea of manipulating people's lives and emotions, and deceiving them into a date seems disgusting to me. And I can not imagine how anyone would build a solid relationship on such a lie.

^^^THIS^^^

I cannot see myself in a successful, long term relationship if it was based off an elaborate scheme. Also imagine the amount of money your accomplices in the scheme could demand of you through blackmail.

"surprise butt secks!"
Cookie for the reference.

"Oh Joey, with you its never a surprise!"

 

[iLikeHippos]

Tactical dating?

Seriously, it is quite stupid and inefficient since you can't use resources, lies or "tactics" to get a date if you're a MAN!

But, if you would, I'd say... You'd tell her, that you'd play some kissing game with some friends. The twist is, only you and the gal would be the ones kissing. The other ones would SEEM to be involved, but isn't.

... Yeah, those kind of hoaxes are effing dirty. Not manly at all. Coming from someone sitting at the computer all day.

 

[Grigori361]

Roofies or chloroform... I am a traditionalist.

thats just rape

Hey remember, as they teach you in first aid training, unconsciousness implies consent.

 

[Grigori361]

To be honest, that seems downright sociopathic. The idea of manipulating people's lives and emotions, and deceiving them into a date seems disgusting to me. And I can not imagine how anyone would build a solid relationship on such a lie.

and therin lies the appeal.

 

[Keava]

What happened to just asking someone out for a date? I mean why all this espionage, cunning tactics and silly games? That's like building a relationship on lies from the very beginning and sooner or later it will come around and bite you in the ass.

What the heck is wrong with people these days that they are unable to simply communicate with each other and resort to such ideas instead? oO

 

[Corjha]

I use all sorts of psychology, pickup artist techniques and NLP to attract my girlfriend. And y'know what? We connect on a seriously deep level. Using these methods alone doesn't objectify anyone. I just use them as a means to please this young lady. She knows this, and accepts it wholeheartedly.

My point is that it's not what you do, it's what your intentions are that determines whether you will develop an authentic connection or not. Are you capable of loving this human being, or are you just in it for the sex?

 

[El Poncho]

First you gather some information through Tactical Observation then tactically use that information to make it seems like you tactically have a lot in common with her, tactically.

 

[Danik93]

Roofies or chloroform... I am a traditionalist.

thats just rape

Rape is such a strong word... I call it Surprise Sex!

 

[DefunctTheory]

I foresee broken testicles on every man that attempts this... 'tactical' dating.

This method could really only work if you're looking for first date sex. And if thats the case, and you really think this girl will put out, you shouldn't have too much trouble getting the initial date.

...Wait... this doesn't make any sense at all. How have you made the assumption that she wont go out with you unless you have at least talked to her and have flirted at least a little bit? And if that's happened, your little farce wont last long...

Roofies or chloroform... I am a traditionalist.

thats just rape

Rape is such a strong word... I call it Surprise Sex!

A friend of mine used to say that it wasn't rape if you screamed surprise first.

Or you can just man up and ASK SOMEONE OUT.

Seriously, it's NOT THAT HARD.

It bloody well is, at least if you resemble me. Few women are interested in a man who installs archaic computer operating systems because he's bored, has read car mechanic manuals for pleasure and who can inform you about all this in excruciating detail - and has a penchant for doing so regularly.

Than you need to expand your horizons and conversational skills, instead of coming up with schemes that you admit you wont even use.

 

[dragonnewby]

I'd throw a stun grenade and call it a day.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

And when she sees you hanging out with her original date and puts it all together?

Either you tell the truth and hope for the best, or arrange a lie based upon plausible deniability. I do not necessarily know who my friend might be dating. Often it takes several dates before a friend does more than mention it in non ambiguous terms (i.e. they give a name to the girlfriend/boyfriend) and often many, many dates before I ever meet the person.

Alternately, you could simply include in your tactical considerations the inductive reasoning capacity of the person you want to date, which could sidestep this problem altogether.

 

[Soylent Dave]

Or you can just man up and ASK SOMEONE OUT.

Seriously, it's NOT THAT HARD.

It bloody well is, at least if you resemble me. Few women are interested in a man who installs archaic computer operating systems because he's bored, has read car mechanic manuals for pleasure and who can inform you about all this in excruciating detail - and has a penchant for doing so regularly.

Yeah, because women aren't nerdy at all.

It's also worth bearing in mind that all men are really nerdy about something (or lots of things...) - and anyone who is attracted to men has pretty much got used to the idea that they'll have to put up with him obsessing about something in excruciating detail.

Those are the two kinds of woman you'll end up with - the kind who are into the same things as you, and the kind who think your hobbies are 'cute'.

(but you already know that there are women out there who'd be interested in you, because you wrote 'few women' and not 'no women'. Good ol' Jung.)

 

[BenzSmoke]

Invite a co-worker or acquaintance out to drinks. Invite three or four friends. One female, someone you trust, and maybe someone funny but ugly. Your friends will likely include your acquaintance in the conversation but she will likely be a bit out of place. Suggest going somewhere else when you notice her start to shy from the conversation. If she agrees you have a date. Take her somewhere nice, get to know her. Before you know it you'll be on the fifth date and your friends will have forgotten you blowing them off. The End

That's ingenious. If a bit unnecessary.

 

[lizards]

Oh my god the title just got me this image

FUCK beat to the bunch

i swear that i will never rest until i get back at you, someday somehow i will get you

(or problay just go to sleep)

 

[lizards]

To be honest, that seems downright sociopathic. The idea of manipulating people's lives and emotions, and deceiving them into a date seems disgusting to me. And I can not imagine how anyone would build a solid relationship on such a lie.

while im not saying that this is ok (fuck guy just ask her) if you do this and it were to work out then whatever works, because if it works than both people benefit

 

[Terminate421]

Oh my god the title just got me this image

FUCK beat to the bunch

i swear that i will never rest until i get back at you, someday somehow i will get you

(or problay just go to sleep)

When I heard Tactical dating, I seriously thought of someone being tactically inserted by airdrop into a fire fight to date someone.

 

[Griphphin]

I like this idea for the sitcom-esque complex solution to a simple problem/risk of him or her hilariously finding out. I say go for it, and set up hidden cameras at neutral, semi-close angles to capture them sitcom style! Also, we need a laugh track.

 

[lizards]

Oh my god the title just got me this image

FUCK beat to the bunch

i swear that i will never rest until i get back at you, someday somehow i will get you

(or problay just go to sleep)

When I heard Tactical dating, I seriously thought of someone being tactically inserted by airdrop into a fire fight to date someone.

well you could get a helicopter to drop you off to meet her if it makes a difference....granted of course you need a shit load of money