Take a vacation on a Russian yacht and fight some pirates!

[Internet Kraken]

Yeah this can't be real.

If it is real, then people need to take a step back and realize that these people are hunting humans for sport. I can't believe you guys think that is awesome.

What cowardice, sir. Human beings who go to kill and thieve from others have no right to life, beyond what they can maintain. The law offers them no protection. Plus, it will curb the number of pirate attacks. I mean, do you object to the military going to kill pirates? If so, see my first sentence. If not, then why is it different when private citizens do so?

Killing is an entirely reasonable activity, if done in manner that does not harm society in general. And besides, it will be the pirates who initiate the attack, thus making this a clear case of self-defence.

Oh, and on the RPG thing - these pirates don't use RPG's. Too much chance of sinking their valuable prize.

I don't care if it's pirates they are killing. Point is, we are killing other humans for our own entertainment. That is the only reason they are doing this. These people being being pirates is just their excuse to kill them. Do you not see the problem with us getting enjoyment out of killing other live humans?

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Yeah this can't be real.

If it is real, then people need to take a step back and realize that these people are hunting humans for sport. I can't believe you guys think that is awesome.

What cowardice, sir. Human beings who go to kill and thieve from others have no right to life, beyond what they can maintain. The law offers them no protection. Plus, it will curb the number of pirate attacks. I mean, do you object to the military going to kill pirates? If so, see my first sentence. If not, then why is it different when private citizens do so?

Killing is an entirely reasonable activity, if done in manner that does not harm society in general. And besides, it will be the pirates who initiate the attack, thus making this a clear case of self-defence.

Oh, and on the RPG thing - these pirates don't use RPG's. Too much chance of sinking their valuable prize.

I don't care if it's pirates they are killing. Point is, we are killing other humans for our own entertainment. That is the only reason they are doing this. These people being being pirates is just their excuse to kill them. Do you not see the problem with us getting enjoyment out of killing other live humans?

Not really. Why else become a soldier?

 

[Xvito]

Yeah this can't be real.

If it is real, then people need to take a step back and realize that these people are hunting humans for sport. I can't believe you guys think that is awesome.

What cowardice, sir. Human beings who go to kill and thieve from others have no right to life, beyond what they can maintain. The law offers them no protection. Plus, it will curb the number of pirate attacks. I mean, do you object to the military going to kill pirates? If so, see my first sentence. If not, then why is it different when private citizens do so?

Killing is an entirely reasonable activity, if done in manner that does not harm society in general. And besides, it will be the pirates who initiate the attack, thus making this a clear case of self-defence.

Oh, and on the RPG thing - these pirates don't use RPG's. Too much chance of sinking their valuable prize.

Cowardice!?

Are you insane!? Do you honestly believe that it's okay to go around killing people?

Do not answer with anything other than "yes" or "no" and then an explanation... Seriously, I want to know.

--Xvito, keeping it excellent.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Yeah this can't be real.

If it is real, then people need to take a step back and realize that these people are hunting humans for sport. I can't believe you guys think that is awesome.

What cowardice, sir. Human beings who go to kill and thieve from others have no right to life, beyond what they can maintain. The law offers them no protection. Plus, it will curb the number of pirate attacks. I mean, do you object to the military going to kill pirates? If so, see my first sentence. If not, then why is it different when private citizens do so?

Killing is an entirely reasonable activity, if done in manner that does not harm society in general. And besides, it will be the pirates who initiate the attack, thus making this a clear case of self-defence.

Oh, and on the RPG thing - these pirates don't use RPG's. Too much chance of sinking their valuable prize.

Cowardice!?

Are you insane!? Do you honestly believe that it's okay to go around killing people?

Do not answer with anything other than "yes" or "no" and then an explanation... Seriously, I want to know.

--Xvito, keeping it excellent.

Yes, if they go about killing others. You are attempting to kill me, therefore, I am entitled to kill you. Simple logic.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

I'd prefer a sniper rifle.

Too bad you wouldn't even be able to hit a dick before he smacked you because of the wave motions.

 

[ElephantGuts]

That is a fucking awesome idea. Sitting on the side of a boat shooting at pirates? Even though your chances of being attacked by pirates must be extremely low; you'd be getting the stupidest or most desperate pirates out there if they're attacking a yacht.

17.50 a day for an AK and ammo is a bit expensive though. I wonder if you can bring your own gun.

 

[Xvito]

Yeah this can't be real.

If it is real, then people need to take a step back and realize that these people are hunting humans for sport. I can't believe you guys think that is awesome.

What cowardice, sir. Human beings who go to kill and thieve from others have no right to life, beyond what they can maintain. The law offers them no protection. Plus, it will curb the number of pirate attacks. I mean, do you object to the military going to kill pirates? If so, see my first sentence. If not, then why is it different when private citizens do so?

Killing is an entirely reasonable activity, if done in manner that does not harm society in general. And besides, it will be the pirates who initiate the attack, thus making this a clear case of self-defence.

Oh, and on the RPG thing - these pirates don't use RPG's. Too much chance of sinking their valuable prize.

Cowardice!?

Are you insane!? Do you honestly believe that it's okay to go around killing people?

Do not answer with anything other than "yes" or "no" and then an explanation... Seriously, I want to know.

--Xvito, keeping it excellent.

Yes, if they go about killing others. You are attempting to kill me, therefore, I am entitled to kill you. Simple logic.

Um... So... You really think it's okay to kill people then...?

I'm not going to discuss anything with you ever again... I'm sorry, but I have rules.

--Xvito, it used to be so easy keeping it excellent...

 

[HardRockSamurai]

 

[Gruthar]

Haha! I'm pretty sure it's not real. I think the article is talking about this site, someone posted it on another forum I frequent a while ago:

http://www.somalicruises.com/

 

[Gamer137]

...Is this legal?

There pirates. No organization cares about there life, safety or health.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Yeah this can't be real.

If it is real, then people need to take a step back and realize that these people are hunting humans for sport. I can't believe you guys think that is awesome.

What cowardice, sir. Human beings who go to kill and thieve from others have no right to life, beyond what they can maintain. The law offers them no protection. Plus, it will curb the number of pirate attacks. I mean, do you object to the military going to kill pirates? If so, see my first sentence. If not, then why is it different when private citizens do so?

Killing is an entirely reasonable activity, if done in manner that does not harm society in general. And besides, it will be the pirates who initiate the attack, thus making this a clear case of self-defence.

Oh, and on the RPG thing - these pirates don't use RPG's. Too much chance of sinking their valuable prize.

Cowardice!?

Are you insane!? Do you honestly believe that it's okay to go around killing people?

Do not answer with anything other than "yes" or "no" and then an explanation... Seriously, I want to know.

--Xvito, keeping it excellent.

Yes, if they go about killing others. You are attempting to kill me, therefore, I am entitled to kill you. Simple logic.

Um... So... You really think it's okay to kill people then...?

I'm not going to discuss anything with you ever again... I'm sorry, but I have rules.

--Xvito, it used to be so easy keeping it excellent...

Care to explain your logic, probie?

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Yeah, this is definitely a joke. On the website, if you look at the "related articles" section, it has one about Super-powered Obama fighting Robots and stuff.

 

[Crowghast]

I would've gone if they offered me a chance to dress-up as a Spetznaz and make a selection from several other weapons.

Maybe a Dragunov. That way I could stay a little further away and shoot holes in their boats or something.

 

[Crowghast]

Yeah this can't be real.

If it is real, then people need to take a step back and realize that these people are hunting humans for sport. I can't believe you guys think that is awesome.

What cowardice, sir. Human beings who go to kill and thieve from others have no right to life, beyond what they can maintain. The law offers them no protection. Plus, it will curb the number of pirate attacks. I mean, do you object to the military going to kill pirates? If so, see my first sentence. If not, then why is it different when private citizens do so?

Killing is an entirely reasonable activity, if done in manner that does not harm society in general. And besides, it will be the pirates who initiate the attack, thus making this a clear case of self-defence.

Oh, and on the RPG thing - these pirates don't use RPG's. Too much chance of sinking their valuable prize.

Cowardice!?

Are you insane!? Do you honestly believe that it's okay to go around killing people?

Do not answer with anything other than "yes" or "no" and then an explanation... Seriously, I want to know.

--Xvito, keeping it excellent.

Yes, if they go about killing others. You are attempting to kill me, therefore, I am entitled to kill you. Simple logic.

Um... So... You really think it's okay to kill people then...?

I'm not going to discuss anything with you ever again... I'm sorry, but I have rules.

--Xvito, it used to be so easy keeping it excellent...

Care to explain your logic, probie?

Explanation to Xvito's logic can be found in a poem by Oscar Wilde entitled [i\]The Ballad of Reading Gaol[/i].

No man deserves to die. No human being deserves to be mistreated or discriminated against.

The greater a man's crime, the more urgent and necessary the charity.

Personally, I believe there exist some who are completely irredeemable, but most people don't deserve judgement out of a gun.

 

[jj90]

totally sweet. i gotta get me on that boat

 

[Get Jiggy]

If they're going to attack boats anyway might as well make arm the boats just common sense.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Sounds kind of fake to me but if its real, and I had $5k lying around, then I'd probably consider spending the $5k somewhere else.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

I'd prefer a sniper rifle.

Fuck that I'd prefer this baby.

Spoiler

On Topic: If I had that kind of money I'd definitely do it, and see if I could bring my own weapons.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Where do I send my money?