Take a vacation on a Russian yacht and fight some pirates!

[Fire Daemon]

That sounds exciting but paying money to go and kill people is a little bit... well...

Sick.

Seriously.
This is like charging someone to breathe air.

To quote a great man "Give these people air". [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5x9HXwlkBo]

Come to think a bout it though, this likely a hoax. I'm sure the UN will have something to say about baiting pirates just so you can kill them for sport. Even if it technically illegal I'm sure the majority of all nations would rather that trained soldiers and navy crew deal with the pirate issue than a couple of jack offs with a gun fetish and a spare 5 grand.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

That sounds exciting but paying money to go and kill people is a little bit... well...

Sick.

Seriously.
This is like charging someone to breathe air.

To quote a great man "Give these people air". [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5x9HXwlkBo]

Come to think a bout it though, this likely a hoax. I'm sure the UN will have something to say about baiting pirates just so you can kill them for sport. Even if it technically illegal I'm sure the majority of all nations would rather that trained soldiers and navy crew deal with the pirate issue than a couple of jack offs with a gun fetish and a spare 5 grand.

I resent that.

 

[Fire Daemon]

I resent that.

Resent what, exactly? The gun fetish thing/jack off thing? Well no offense, but if you find killing people for sport as a legitimate pass time than you are a jack off. No matter who they are, a life should not be part of a game. I'd imagine that the people going on this boat trip aren't neccesarily gun nuts, especially as they supply an AK for you rather than you bring your own from home, but I'd imagine that you'd have to pretty big gun fan to want to use against other people for enjoyment. Or maybe not, I could be wrong. Whatever.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

I resent that.

Resent what, exactly? The gun fetish thing/jack off thing? Well no offense, but if you find killing people for sport as a legitimate pass time than you are a jack off. No matter who they are, a life should not be part of a game. I'd imagine that the people going on this boat trip aren't neccesarily gun nuts, especially as they supply an AK for you rather than you bring your own from home, but I'd imagine that you'd have to pretty big gun fan to want to use against other people for enjoyment. Or maybe not, I could be wrong. Whatever.

I resent that you didn't add bloodthirsty and arrogant to the gun fetish, jackoff bit otherwise I agree with your description of me.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

That sounds exciting but paying money to go and kill people is a little bit... well...

Sick.

Seriously.
This is like charging someone to breathe air.

It's fucking wrong.

Ah, how wonderfully horrific.

Clearly, we haven't been formally introduced.
I am a man of wealth and taste.

That's MY line, Max; find your own.

 

[A Raging Emo]

That looks... FUN!

 

[Rolling Thunder]

That's MY line, Max; find your own.

*puffs on a cigar*
I find myself all out of "give a damn."

Very well then. *smacks Max about the face*

I challenge you.

 

[Azraellod]

wow, i love this idea.

i hope it keeps running till i get enough money to participate. and get a passport. and learn russian...

oh dear, im never going to get to do this... and it seems like so much fun.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Very well then. *smacks Max about the face*

I challenge you.

*burns you in the eye with the cigar*
No. I'll have my men take care of you.

*Breaks Max's fingers by the simple expedient of grabbing them and twisting*

I do so hope your men provide more of a challenge.