Take a vacation on a Russian yacht and fight some pirates!

[Rolling Thunder]

Crowghast, that isn't logic, it's opinion. Admittedly, it's Oscar Wilde's opinion, and therefor an important one, but still opinion. Killing not only removes ones enemy from the gene pool, and life in general, but it also serves as an object lesson to everyone else.

 

[martin's a madman]

I hate to seem macabre, but I think that would actually be quite a fun trip.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

You people can't be serious? They're exploiting an already poor and raped people and using them as targets in a blood sport, making a profit off the whole thing aswel.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Explosions aren't really my thing.
Not a big fan of loud noises or heat.

So let me get this straight, you'd rather shoot a sniper rifle, then be in the command bridge watching your enemies disappear in a ball of flame?
*tisk*
I had higher hopes for you Max.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Yeah this can't be real.

If it is real, then people need to take a step back and realize that these people are hunting humans for sport. I can't believe you guys think that is awesome.

What cowardice, sir. Human beings who go to kill and thieve from others have no right to life, beyond what they can maintain. The law offers them no protection. Plus, it will curb the number of pirate attacks. I mean, do you object to the military going to kill pirates? If so, see my first sentence. If not, then why is it different when private citizens do so?

Killing is an entirely reasonable activity, if done in manner that does not harm society in general. And besides, it will be the pirates who initiate the attack, thus making this a clear case of self-defence.

Oh, and on the RPG thing - these pirates don't use RPG's. Too much chance of sinking their valuable prize.

I don't care if it's pirates they are killing. Point is, we are killing other humans for our own entertainment. That is the only reason they are doing this. These people being being pirates is just their excuse to kill them. Do you not see the problem with us getting enjoyment out of killing other live humans?

Not really. Why else become a soldier?

In other words, you think everyone joins the army just because they like killing people?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Really?

The controversy behind such a thing is astonishing. It's like the death penalty...

In fact, IT IS THE DEATH PENALTY!

They have finally found a way to turn capitalist punishment into a tourist attraction.

What has this world come to?

 

[Rajin Cajun]

Yeah, this is definitely a joke. On the website, if you look at the "related articles" section, it has one about Super-powered Obama fighting Robots and stuff.

Don't tell me that I just started panhandling for the money and I am half way there. Fuck it if it is fake I'm starting my own pirate hunting Yacht Trip this forum has proved it is economically viable.

 

[Mekado]

Hey,

The new Russian Mafia needs some entertainment too, i mean the ballet and opera is nice and all but they need something closer to their roots

You think it's johnny nobody that'd go there ? i think it'd be people looking for a "license to kill"

And as far as "raping a country blabla cry cry" these are pirates, they have zero rights in my book, it's not like the company offers to go on-shore and exterminate a village or something, these are NOT innocent people and their line of work does NOT offer them any moral protection whatsoever imo.

When a French or an American military boat kills Somali pirates, everyone cheers, even though they technically don't have any legal authority there, how is that diferent ?

Edit : Besides, it's a fake website for a fake company offering fake cruises, no need to get your panties in a bunch.I do believe it's a great idea though.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

... *Facepalm* ...

 

[NoDamnNames]

Cant wait to see how many passengers die from fire arm-alcohol related accidents rather than at the hands of pirates.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Yeah, this is definitely a joke. On the website, if you look at the "related articles" section, it has one about Super-powered Obama fighting Robots and stuff.

Don't tell me that I just started panhandling for the money and I am half way there. Fuck it if it is fake I'm starting my own pirate hunting Yacht Trip this forum has proved it is economically viable.

Hey, I could be wrong, so there's still hope.

Wait a minute! Where the hell do you live?! You made $2,500 panhandling in that amount of time?! Holy crap!

 

[Flying-Emu]

And this is further proof as to why the Russians kick ass.

I wanted to ride bears while fighting the pirates but nooooooo.

 

[Labyrinth]

I say no. Why? Because a lot of the pirates have turned to that because of western over-fishing in their waters. They've gone vigilante. There are some who do it for sadistic kicks through kidnappings, and there's no excuse for that kind of behaviour but the sheer lack of alternate employment for many of these fishermen is not their fault.

Oh, and hoax.

 

[Fire Daemon]

That sounds exciting but paying money to go and kill people is a little bit... well...

Sick.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

Yeah, this is definitely a joke. On the website, if you look at the "related articles" section, it has one about Super-powered Obama fighting Robots and stuff.

Don't tell me that I just started panhandling for the money and I am half way there. Fuck it if it is fake I'm starting my own pirate hunting Yacht Trip this forum has proved it is economically viable.

Hey, I could be wrong, so there's still hope.

Wait a minute! Where the hell do you live?! You made $2,500 panhandling in that amount of time?! Holy crap!

My use of the term panhandling probably differs from others since my version involves late at night near a ATM all while wearing a ski-mask and wielding a sawed-off 12 Gauge.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Liquid tends to evaporate at high temperatures.
Blood is liquid.
Therefore, why use explosions when you could order a group of snipers to take out every last person with a satisfying shot to the heart?

Ah, how wonderfully horrific.

 

[Dantes Alaska]

lolz, i heard about this on my radio station yesterday, , i guess theres money in everything