Technology that NEEDS TO BE MADE. *Slams desk*

[Owlslayer]

A light saber!
And when that thing gits the markets, hospitals should store up with those bionic arms and other robotic limbs that some of you people have already wanted.
i can already see myself cutting both my arms and a leg off with my first swing... wheee, the happiness!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Weaponized limb replacements. (Gun arms, chainsaws, etc.) Or just robotic limb replacements. (Automail).

Spoiler: Like this?

And we need the spaceships from 40k, seriously, have you seen the size of those?
I could do without their FTL drives tho... they seem a bit unrelieable.

The Mass Effect weapons.

And oh by the way, I'm looking for economical support to start a cult namned Adeptus Mechanicus and colonize Mars. Anyone?

 

[Lucifus]

A Universal Translator. Including language packs for translating Lawyer into English.

And dont forget Welsh.

 

[mumakurau]

Two words: Light. Saber.
Two more words: Giant. Mecha.
Two more words again: Portable. Comput- wait. Never mind that one.

 

[G1eet]

A machine that will make (or a button that will send you) a food you see on TV.

Don't tell me you've never watched Man vs. Food and not gone into a hyper-intense craving for anything greasy and edible.

:0 Every time I see a pizza on TV, I WANT THAT SHIT
I'll mortgage my parents' house if someone invents this!

We can go half-n-half. Got an idea on the name?

 

[Verbal Samurai]

The technology that immediately comes to my mind could be made almost instantly but, for some reason, the people in the position to do so, steadfastly *REFUSE* to do it.

I want a keyboard and mouse attachment for a console system. The only reason I stopped buying consoles last generation was because I *HATE* using controllers for anything other than racing games or fighting games. Neither of which I play except on very rare occasion.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

FTL drive and Battlestars.

I want there to be twelve colonies of man. After that we shall build a race of sentient robots to take care of us. We shall live happily ever after.

Nothing could go wrong with that plan!.

Dude, I just have to ask, what is your avatar from?!

That's Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear

But.. What is he doing!?

Lmao, that's a very good question. It's Jeremy Clarkson giving the "crazy/stoner face" after he drives through the Netherlands and comments on the Dutch and their substantial drug use.

You have to watch it to grasp the insanity of the moment.

 

[buck_the_walrus]

we need a pc that jacks u off as your watching prons

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

A DS that prints money....oh wait.

 

[AlexWinter]

FTL drive and Battlestars.

I want there to be twelve colonies of man. After that we shall build a race of sentient robots to take care of us. We shall live happily ever after.

Nothing could go wrong with that plan!.

Dude, I just have to ask, what is your avatar from?!

That's Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear

But.. What is he doing!?

Lmao, that's a very good question. It's Jeremy Clarkson giving the "crazy/stoner face" after he drives through the Netherlands and comments on the Dutch and their substantial drug use.

You have to watch it to grasp the insanity of the moment.

Oh, as soon as I read Dutch I understood.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

A machine that will make (or a button that will send you) a food you see on TV.

Don't tell me you've never watched Man vs. Food and not gone into a hyper-intense craving for anything greasy and edible.

:0 Every time I see a pizza on TV, I WANT THAT SHIT
I'll mortgage my parents' house if someone invents this!

We can go half-n-half. Got an idea on the name?

Only horrible ones!
Telewave
Microvision
Flavorcasting
MTSC - Morsel Transmission System Committee
Food-On-Demand
ISDN - Instant Special Delivery Network
PPC - Pay Per Chew
Must-Eat-TV
'Cure for World Hunger' in HD

 

[Kaim89]

I support Hoverboards, but I also want:

Jetpacks that works as intended.
Teleportation
A machine that calculates the outcome of a trial by sheer logic instead of human insight.
A Xbox 360 with Blue-ray!
And Robot butlers ofc.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I want a sentient AI...

I would say to it: "Find a way to improve yourself," and we would have a technological singularity.

 

[G1eet]

A machine that will make (or a button that will send you) a food you see on TV.

Don't tell me you've never watched Man vs. Food and not gone into a hyper-intense craving for anything greasy and edible.

:0 Every time I see a pizza on TV, I WANT THAT SHIT
I'll mortgage my parents' house if someone invents this!

We can go half-n-half. Got an idea on the name?

Only horrible ones!
Telewave
Microvision
Flavorcasting
MTSC - Morsel Transmission System Committee
Food-On-Demand
ISDN - Instant Special Delivery Network
PPC - Pay Per Chew
Must-Eat-TV
'Cure for World Hunger' in HD

Food on Demand sounds good, and, as horrible as it was, 'Cure for World Hunger' made me chuckle.

 

[randomrob]

Lightsabers, cheap interstellar space travel, nearly everything in fallout 3 that isn't real (Except protectotron's cos they're bloody annoying), T.A.R.D.I.S's and the abilty to convert human's into pure thought.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Cat monacles

 

[Gardenia]

Hoverboards.

This. Oh and a perpetual motion device.