Teenager Has Testicle Amputated After 'Tapping' Game

[Oinodaemon]

When i was in High school, we only had one kid we hit in the balls. Consistently. Yea, he probably has testicular damage now...

 

[Oinodaemon]

Whatever happened to wet willies, wedgies, toilet bowl head dumping?

... do I want to know what a "wet willy" is? I'm assuming it's not the obvious interpretation.

you stick your finger in your mouth and get it good an slimy then you stick it in someone elses ear

toilet bowl head dumping?

swirly is the term you are looking for and you forgot charily horse,flat tires,and purple nerples

Indian Burns, you forgot indian burns

 

[dfphetteplace]

Why the fuck would people do this? Do it to themselves at least, so they can't reproduce.

 

[PurpleSky]

-snip-

The guys in my class had a game called."It's Thursday" What follows may have rude language,I apologize.

Every Thursday they would walk up to a male classmate,tell them the message,right before they attempted a "ball tap" -is that what you call it? anyway- Of course this generated other homophobic games until they literally started to dry hump each other.(I kid you not)

Actually,they still do that.



So.....yeah.....how was your day at school?

 

[Lonan]

That sounds just wrong. Glad we don't have any game like that at my school. I feel sorry for this kid.

Please don't call people "kids." It pisses me the hell off. But you're a fellow Calgarian, so it's all good.

Why does the word "kid" upset you? To me, it's used for the less mature children, and in this case, they are not all that mature.

Also, high five for being in Calgary!

But he's the victim here, that why it offends me. I've been hit in the balls before as well because I went to an all boys school west of Stoney Plain, that's just what people did. I'm not less mature because I have to keep my legs open, sprawled in pain for the next week (making me even more vulnerable).

High five returned!

 

[dragontiers]

Seriously, why are these things never reported to the authorities? I know if anything like that would have happened to me in high school, I would have either retaliated immediately (I got in a lot of fights once I finally got tired of being picked on), or if I was in enough pain that I couldn't, I would have immediately reported his ass to a teacher. And when the teachers/principal don't do anything (because they never do), would have gone straight to my parents and had the police called. This goes way beyond just some high-school joke.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Sack-tapping.... Why does that sound strangely homoerotic?

 

[bad rider]

Whatever happened to wet willies, wedgies, toilet bowl head dumping?

... do I want to know what a "wet willy" is? I'm assuming it's not the obvious interpretation.

Spoiler: go to 5:15 on this video for a visual demonstration on the wet willie

 

[afaceforradio]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593680,00.html?test=latestnews

David Gibbons, 14, was changing classes in his Crosby, Minn. high school when he was attacked by another student playing a game called "sack tapping."

David's mother, Christy Gibbons, said it wasn't until hours later that they realized something was wrong.

"One o'clock in the morning he woke me up and told me he was in excruciating pain," she said.

David was taken to St. Joseph's Hospital in Brainerd, Minn. where surgeons removed his right testicle.

And David is not the only student who has suffered the consequences of the "sack tapping" game.

"It's just gotten way out of control," said Dr. Scott Wheeler, a urologist in Brainerd, Minn. who says he performs three to four surgeries a year on boys with ruptured testicles and other complications as a result of "sack tapping."

"All parents, you need to have this talk with your kids not to do it. It's lost its humor. It's not a game anymore. People get hurt," he added.

So, escapists, thoughts? Personally, I'm wondering if Minnesota is really so boring that the only thing boy's can think to do is nail each other in the daddy bags.

First of all kudos on the phrase 'daddy bags'.

Second of all, funking OUCH what's wrong with kids. In my day it was conkers, not a punch in the knackers.

 

[Cowabungaa]

So yeah, stupid, stupid stupid. Make the little morons stop.

Of course not! This way, these idiots remove themselves from the gene pool quite effectively. They all deserve a Darwin Award for this.

Sadly, they tend to punch anyone in the balls, you and me alike.

Ohhhhh, I thought it was just Roshambo with a new, less fancy name.

 

[Danglybits]

WTF kids, when you are so bored you smack each other in the balls for fun, it's time to either find a new hobby or kill yourself.

 

[direkiller]

Whatever happened to wet willies, wedgies, toilet bowl head dumping?

... do I want to know what a "wet willy" is? I'm assuming it's not the obvious interpretation.

you stick your finger in your mouth and get it good an slimy then you stick it in someone elses ear

toilet bowl head dumping?

swirly is the term you are looking for and you forgot charily horse,flat tires,and purple nerples

Indian Burns, you forgot indian burns

yea but ive never seen someone use it on an unwilling person so i dint include it

 

[Marter]

That sounds just wrong. Glad we don't have any game like that at my school. I feel sorry for this kid.

Please don't call people "kids." It pisses me the hell off. But you're a fellow Calgarian, so it's all good.

Why does the word "kid" upset you? To me, it's used for the less mature children, and in this case, they are not all that mature.

Also, high five for being in Calgary!

But he's the victim here, that why it offends me. I've been hit in the balls before as well because I went to an all boys school west of Stoney Plain, that's just what people did. I'm not less mature because I have to keep my legs open, sprawled in pain for the next week (making me even more vulnerable).

High five returned!

I see it as a lack of maturity for even engaging in the game though. The way I read it, he played the game with others, and wasn't just a victim of someone else's stupidity. He made the choice to play the game, and is now going to suffer the consequences. I feel sorry for him, but I feel that the word "kid" is just fine in this case.

 

[PurpleSky]

The worst i did at school was a game where you whack people really really hard on the back of the head.

I think others might have played this game though because a month or so before i finished High School about 6 boys had time off school for testicular tortion.

Oh oh, pun time:

Spoiler: Well i guess that kid..

..isn't half as nuts as he was before

I have no puns,instead I have this joke: http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/68411/THE-INDIAN-WITH-ONE-TESTICLE:-A-JOKE...

 

[lacktheknack]

I've never heard of "sack tapping"

What the hell does that mean?

Hand, meet testicles. At high velocities.

The only answer is to obliterate the tapper.

 

[The Hairminator]

I tell ya, they used to do that all the time in my school. Just punch each other in the balls, day after day. I can barely feel anything down there any more because I was punched so much. Hell, I might be infertile.

So yeah, stupid, stupid stupid. Make the little morons stop.

See, in a way it's logical. The 'cool'/strong kids secure their genetic future by making all the other rivals infertile. SUCCESS!

I support this game, anything for the gene pool, y'know.

 

[antipunt]

Sack-tapping?

...

WTF

 

[Dfskelleton]

If this gets to my school, I will wear an electrified crotch protaector, so that anyone who tries will enjoy a blast of 2000 volts. That would be the weirdest but funniest invention ever.
ZOMBIEMAN DOES NOT APPROVE.

 

[Julianking93]

I've never heard of "sack tapping"

What the hell does that mean?

Hand, meet testicles. At high velocities.

The only answer is to obliterate the tapper.

So...kids now have a game in which they repeatedly smack someone else's balls?

And to think they called me gay.

 

[Lonan]

That sounds just wrong. Glad we don't have any game like that at my school. I feel sorry for this kid.

Please don't call people "kids." It pisses me the hell off. But you're a fellow Calgarian, so it's all good.

Why does the word "kid" upset you? To me, it's used for the less mature children, and in this case, they are not all that mature.

Also, high five for being in Calgary!

But he's the victim here, that why it offends me. I've been hit in the balls before as well because I went to an all boys school west of Stoney Plain, that's just what people did. I'm not less mature because I have to keep my legs open, sprawled in pain for the next week (making me even more vulnerable).

High five returned!

I see it as a lack of maturity for even engaging in the game though. The way I read it, he played the game with others, and wasn't just a victim of someone else's stupidity. He made the choice to play the game, and is now going to suffer the consequences. I feel sorry for him, but I feel that the word "kid" is just fine in this case.

The person who attacked him was playing the game. The attacker decided it was a game, and decided to "play" with this guy. I remember when people played jokes on a 12 year-old at my school. The jokes were actually body shots. Sometimes these people would set up their own comedy club by trapping him in a blanket, holding him down (blanket party) and punching him all over. First it's random, but eventually everyone brings their fists down in the same, savage rhythm. It has quite the punchline. And that joke is about as funny as this game is for those who are abruptly made "players" in it. It's just an excuse to punch people in the balls, don't make it out to be anything else. The fact that it's called the "tapping" game yet this poor person is now having one of his balls amputated reinforces that. He may now never be able to have kids, so I don't want him called a "kid."