Tell Me Anything.

[BGH122]

I think people who use animated avatars are a pain in the arse.

 

[FamoFunk]

I won £25

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

On average, women say 7000 words per day. Men say 2000.

97% of all paper money in the U.S. contains traces of cocaine.

A pig's orgasm lats for 30 minutes.

Groaking- the art of watching someone eat food, hoping to be offered some.

Colgate had marketing issues in Spanish speaking countries, as it apparently translates to "Go hang yourself"...

Montezuma had a nephew- Cuitlahac, whose name means "plenty of excrement".

Yeah...

 

[BGH122]

Glass is actually a very slow moving liquid.

Cellulose has a 1,4 and 1,6 glycosidic bond and the HOH electron attraction in these bonds cause its glucose molecules to flip sequentially into long chains of microfibrils which then attract due to oxygen's electro-negativity into large macrofibrils bonded by hydrogen bonds and, whilst insoluble, it's a freely permeable polymer with bonds shielded from water yet allowing it to flow through!

Molecular biology is teh shit.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Jim Carrey's favourite band is Cannibal Corpse.

 

[Jedamethis]

I come here because I get lonely, and I don't feel lonely here.

Wonderful!
I'm sure there's a song which would fit perfectly here...
But I can't think of it.

Uh, another thing...hmmm...

Spoiler: It is both a blessing and a curse.

 

[BGH122]

On average, women say 7000 words per day. Men say 2000.

You're a liar. [http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/003420.html]

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

On average, women say 7000 words per day. Men say 2000.

You're a liar. [http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/003420.html]

*looks at original post*

Fiction is allowed right?

 

[Velvo]

My girlfriend wants it pretty much every day, sometimes several times.
It's been awesome, but I'm really really tired.

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

A little glass vial?

And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery

 

[BGH122]

On average, women say 7000 words per day. Men say 2000.

You're a liar. [http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/003420.html]

*looks at original post*

Fiction is allowed right?

No! No it isn't!

I'm king of the internet and I declare this a fiction free zone.

 

[Jedamethis]

On average, women say 7000 words per day. Men say 2000.

You're a liar. [http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/003420.html]

*looks at original post*

Fiction is allowed right?

No! No it isn't!

I'm king of the internet and I declare this a fiction free zone.

Croikey, you've got a fuckload of work to do then sir.

 

[Dapsen]

I think I lack a few basic emotions.
Words can't describe my feelings and thoughts on this topic ):.

 

[KaiRai]

Today I was told not to touch a girl's hair. When I did she grabbed my hand so she could bite my fingers. Other people suggested shouting out "RAPE!", but then she said if I shouted that she would actually do it. Unfortunately, I didn't feel like getting raped publically so now MY LITTLE FINGER HAS BITE MARKS!

I'd have punched her teeth in for that.

OT: The Bugatti Veyron's engine can handle a substantial amount more speed than 267mph (as set by the new Veyron supersport).

The difficulty lies in getting parts for the windscreen rubber sealant, wing mirrors, windsheild wipers and all parts along the floor that can actually handle speeds of higher than 267 on a road car (which for all purposes, it is). It's held together by 14 tungsten bolts.

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

On average, women say 7000 words per day. Men say 2000.

You're a liar. [http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/003420.html]

*looks at original post*

Fiction is allowed right?

No! No it isn't!

I'm king of the internet and I declare this a fiction free zone.

Wait, but my avatar and username are fiction so that mea- *pop*

 

[Baldry]

[user]SnootyEnglishman[/user] isn't actually English.

Pff, everybody knows that.

Yeah Jeda's right...Wait did I just say that!

I think people who use animated avatars are a pain in the arse.

Says pedobear

Oh and in other news I am ill, I haven't cut my hair in three years and I often get asked if I'm a drug addict since i'm so "chilled" (I'm not.)

 

[BGH122]

Croikey, you've got a fuckload of work to do then sir.

*sigh*

I know, I've really been letting the kingdom go. This fucking '4Chan' faction have messed my kingdom right up.

Wait, but my avatar and username are fiction so that mea- *pop*

Excellent, another well reasoned argument quashed by invoking improv! Bwahahaha.

Says pedobear

Clearly you haven't heard: I'm king of the internet.

 

[Woodsey]

My girlfriend wants it pretty much every day, sometimes several times.
It's been awesome, but I'm really really tired.

I could always take over.

Life must be hard (yeah, I went there) for you.

OT: I downloaded the BNP member list from Wiki leaks, despite it being a kind-of-contradiction of my own principles.

 

[Jedamethis]

Croikey, you've got a fuckload of work to do then sir.

*sigh*

I know, I've really been letting the kingdom go. This fucking '4Chan' faction have messed my kingdom right up.

You need to build up an army and show them who's king I reckon.

 

[Novania]

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

A little glass vial?

A little glass vial.
And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery