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I look like a right mean bastard just from my features, yet I can do a heart-wrenchingly sad look at will.
My dad's gf's cat's breath smells exactly like the dumpster near my house.Tydanubus said:
Also, I like the camera layout in Kane and Lynch 2. I find it immersive. Like, dead serious for shizzle.
I am extremely white.
One of my friends is colored like an Oreo. Think about it.
I just ate a Whopper.
I just belched obnoxiously.
I got slapped across the face by a seagull at school last year.
I find Jesus to be awesome.
God made stupid people so that the rest of us look smarter in comparison.
I am an atheist.
This is a spoon.
I have never been arrested, but I have been in a cop car. The floor was sticky and the car smelled like sweat. Don't ever get arrested.
Aragorn is awesome.
Who is Waldo and why am I violating his privacy by stalking him?
A man fondled my rear today. He was very tall and muscular. He touched me there to be an asshole. I told him I would deck him if he touched me again, and he stared blankly with his mouth half open because my voice was several octaves deeper than he expected. That felt really cool.
Just got a new idea for a topic.
The Old Spice commercial campaign with that black dude anwering Youtube questions online actually failed, despite its immense popularity. Their sales went down by 8%.
Also, today's Yom Kippur. Jews all over the world are fasting. (Unless they don't want to. Wheeee!)
Also, today's Yom Kippur. Jews all over the world are fasting. (Unless they don't want to. Wheeee!)
I will run day run for the President of the United States. And once I do, things are gonna change for the better around here... (10 Cents per pill good around here. Yeah Canada, AMERICA WILL ONE DAY HAVE DRUGS CHEAPER THEN YOURS!)
The 'hamster smash' is a cocktail I devised: it is formed from a puréed llama kidney and an entire lemon, blended together and shaken for thirteen and a half minutes.
Science isn't all that scary, nor that hard to learn. All you need is a bit of will and the ability to pay attention. Many people could become scientists if they wanted to - science is a way of thinking, a process of reasoning that can be taught, but rarely is.
Read Catch-22 if you ever get the chance. Maybe you've read it already. Don't bother with the rest of Heller's books - they're no where near as good.
Never be afraid of change or of different situations. Nothing remains static and unchanging forever - everything changes and always will. You need to keep ahead, to adapt, to make the best of the situation you find yourself in. Don't be alarmed if you feel society is moving away from you - it's constantly moving and always has been. Don't give into the fear of reactionaries, who chase an impossible dream of staying in the past. You can never stay in the past. Humans need to accept this. Look at history - it's constantly shifting, constantly changing. Even religions change over the course of centuries.
It's important to realize that all nations will abuse their power. People say the US is bad, and they've done so truly horrible things in the past (operation Ajax, for example), but KEEP IN MIND that virtually every single other country would do the same. It doesn't make it right, but people need to learn that they can't separate things into black/white categories. As bad as Israel and the US are to the Palestinians, HAMAS, Hezbollah and Iran are just as bad, probably even worse. As bad as capitalism can be, communism has failed even more spectacularly. As bad as the current world order is, always keep in mind how much worse it could get.
On another note, the claim that Obama is a Muslim or a terrorist is insane. Not that there's anything wrong with being a Muslim, but the fact remains that Obama is NOT a muslim. How do we know this:
1) Remember in 2008 about that controversy involving Obama's PASTOR, one REVEREND Wright? The news reported at that time that Obama had been attending that church for years and years.
2) You're saying to me that some hicks in Alabama could stumble across the fact that Obama is a Muslim Terrorist, while the NSA, FBI, CIA and all the world's intelligence agencies never picked up on it? Even when the Bush administration was in charge? If these Birther/Muslim claims had ANY weight to them at all, why didn't the Republican party use it during the 08 campaign?
3) Newspaper records dating back from the 60's document Obama's birth in Hawaii. Unless you're some crazed conspiracy nut who believes that the illuminati are controlling everything behind the scenes with the lizard people who planted the evidence over 49 YEARS AGO, that's compelling proof that Obama is a US citizen.
If 21% of US americans believe that some rednecks in Alabama could find out that Obama is a Kenyan Muslim, while all the intelligence services in the world couldn't find that out, then 21% of the US population has clearly been drinking far too much alcohol.
Read Catch-22 if you ever get the chance. Maybe you've read it already. Don't bother with the rest of Heller's books - they're no where near as good.
Never be afraid of change or of different situations. Nothing remains static and unchanging forever - everything changes and always will. You need to keep ahead, to adapt, to make the best of the situation you find yourself in. Don't be alarmed if you feel society is moving away from you - it's constantly moving and always has been. Don't give into the fear of reactionaries, who chase an impossible dream of staying in the past. You can never stay in the past. Humans need to accept this. Look at history - it's constantly shifting, constantly changing. Even religions change over the course of centuries.
It's important to realize that all nations will abuse their power. People say the US is bad, and they've done so truly horrible things in the past (operation Ajax, for example), but KEEP IN MIND that virtually every single other country would do the same. It doesn't make it right, but people need to learn that they can't separate things into black/white categories. As bad as Israel and the US are to the Palestinians, HAMAS, Hezbollah and Iran are just as bad, probably even worse. As bad as capitalism can be, communism has failed even more spectacularly. As bad as the current world order is, always keep in mind how much worse it could get.
On another note, the claim that Obama is a Muslim or a terrorist is insane. Not that there's anything wrong with being a Muslim, but the fact remains that Obama is NOT a muslim. How do we know this:
1) Remember in 2008 about that controversy involving Obama's PASTOR, one REVEREND Wright? The news reported at that time that Obama had been attending that church for years and years.
2) You're saying to me that some hicks in Alabama could stumble across the fact that Obama is a Muslim Terrorist, while the NSA, FBI, CIA and all the world's intelligence agencies never picked up on it? Even when the Bush administration was in charge? If these Birther/Muslim claims had ANY weight to them at all, why didn't the Republican party use it during the 08 campaign?
3) Newspaper records dating back from the 60's document Obama's birth in Hawaii. Unless you're some crazed conspiracy nut who believes that the illuminati are controlling everything behind the scenes with the lizard people who planted the evidence over 49 YEARS AGO, that's compelling proof that Obama is a US citizen.
If 21% of US americans believe that some rednecks in Alabama could find out that Obama is a Kenyan Muslim, while all the intelligence services in the world couldn't find that out, then 21% of the US population has clearly been drinking far too much alcohol.
Frederick Barbarossa (Frederick I) died on his way to the Holy Land. His army was so large that they had to walk. Eventually, they find a river and every man runs into it. Barbarossa ends up drowning. After that his men are ambushed my Saladin's forces. A few men survive and try to preserve Barbarossa's corpse so they pickle him and throw him in a barrel. Eventually the vinegar solution fails and he's spread between a couple of churches in the Holy land.
If you stare into my avatar for long enough, you will either have all of your hopes and dreams come true before your very eyes, or you will see hellish visions that will cause you to spiral downward into an endless void of madness. You'll never know which until you try. Good luck.
