Ten thousand posts later...

[Porygon-2000]

I can only hope that someday, I too reach that pinnacle of greatness, from way down here in the depths of the triple-digits. But, ah well. Today I am one post further along the path, one more step on the road to glory...

 

[Rawne1980]

I am glad you enjoyed my amazing handjobs.

The Escapist should really pay me for my services.

Sometimes Fappy, sometimes you disturb me.

 

[Cheeseman Muncher]

And I thought I was impressed when I finally hit 100 posts. =p Good effort, friend.

 

[Folji]

20,000 is next, champ.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You're welcome.

I am glad you enjoyed my amazing handjobs.

The Escapist should really pay me for my services. Their are plenty of lonely men on here looking for a good ol' dwarf punchn'.

Are you any kinds of register, Fappy?

Because you should.

[sub]A register of sexiness...[/sub]

 

[Lugbzurg]

Wow. That's amazing. Especially, since you've been here since only 2009. I've seen several people who came in 2007 or 2008, and they didn't come anywhere close to that. No wonder I keep seeing that avatar here so often.

I've only but just begun my legacy.

Hazzaugh! How many points do[es he] receive!?

 

[anthony87]

Fucking hell...at the rate I'm gone I'll NEVER hit 10,000.

You have to stop being so thoughtful about your posts and just go on a nonsense rampage.

Works all the time.

I'm tempted but I worry that a mod will get on me for talking nonsense that goes against the topic of the thread.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Fucking hell...at the rate I'm gone I'll NEVER hit 10,000.

You have to stop being so thoughtful about your posts and just go on a nonsense rampage.

Works all the time.

I'm tempted but I worry that a mod will get on me for talking nonsense that goes against the topic of the thread.

That's why I only derail threads that people have seen a million times before.

Another ME3 thread? Derail that shit.

MLP tread? Derail.

Thread you've created yourself? Derail within 10 posts -_-

 

[Macgyvercas]

Finally, a story to tell my grandchildren.

Now it's only a matter of time before some selfish elves knock Daystar from their pantheon and demand we do as well. But, we shall not yield!

[HEADING=1]HAIL DAYSTAR CLARION[/HEADING]​

I don't care if it's sarcasm, I choose to believe this as sincere.

90% sincerity, 5% sarcasm, 5% cheese.

I blieve the proper ration should be 75% sincerity, 5% sarcasm, 20% cheese. Because cheese deserves more than a measly 5%.

Snip.

congrats...

im almost there myself

EDIT: yes ITS OVER 9000!!!!!

You will soon reach the pantheon of greatness, and you will be welcomed with open arms by the 10kBros.

I'm over 7/10 of the way there myself. And I almost never post in forum games.

 

[anthony87]

Fucking hell...at the rate I'm gone I'll NEVER hit 10,000.

You have to stop being so thoughtful about your posts and just go on a nonsense rampage.

Works all the time.

I'm tempted but I worry that a mod will get on me for talking nonsense that goes against the topic of the thread.

That's why I only derail threads that people have seen a million times before.

Another ME3 thread? Derail that shit.

MLP tread? Derail.

Thread you've created yourself? Derail within 10 posts -_-

I shall apply your knowledge wisely. Here, have one on me as thanks:

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Finally, a story to tell my grandchildren.

Now it's only a matter of time before some selfish elves knock Daystar from their pantheon and demand we do as well. But, we shall not yield!

[HEADING=1]HAIL DAYSTAR CLARION[/HEADING]​

I don't care if it's sarcasm, I choose to believe this as sincere.

90% sincerity, 5% sarcasm, 5% cheese.

I blieve the proper ration should be 75% sincerity, 5% sarcasm, 20% cheese. Because cheese deserves more than a measly 5%.

Snip.

congrats...

im almost there myself

EDIT: yes ITS OVER 9000!!!!!

You will soon reach the pantheon of greatness, and you will be welcomed with open arms by the 10kBros.

I'm over 7/10 of the way there myself. And I almost never post in forum games.

Indeed.

It takes quite a while to build up a huge post count without using usergroups or forum games.

That's why we're more special.

We didn't cheat.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

why do people care about this sort of thing?

It's not really about me, not really.

I just thought the 10k mark would be a great time to thank the escapist for being so awesome

 

[bobmus]

Congratulations, celebrations and jubilations... On not derailing your own thread this one time!
I shall mark this day on a plaque in the shrine.

 

[bobmus]

Fact:

People come to this site for Zero Punctuation

they stay for Daystar

I am not worthy!!

You shall now dine on bangers and mash amongst the gods of Olympus!

Oh so very very true. Although I can never muster the courage to post anything to him because he is so much greater than us =<

I won't bite

This is a lie.
Sometimes he bites.

But you'd enjoy it.

Wait, what?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

why do people care about this sort of thing?

It's not really about me, not really.

I just thought the 10k mark would be a great time to thank the escapist for being so awesome

ah okay, its been mentioned to me before that some people care allot about their post count and make a big deal about being a "forum celebrity" and i have never really seen this happen or understood why it would happen.

Nah, I don't really care about post count

I don't know about the whole forum celebrity thing either.

I don't think I'm that popular.

 

[mrhappy1489]

You are an inspiration to all us underlings Mr. Daystar. I long for the day that I might be counted amongst your brethren as more than friend, but equal.

 

[Blunderboy]

Here you go old boy.

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