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Lucky Chainsaw

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Hannibal (the book) was shit. Red Dragon was OK and Silence of the Lambs was fantastic... I have Hannibal Rising too, but god forbid I actually read it.
 

Nmil-ek

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Greyfox105 said:
Nmil-ek said:
Mein Kampf for one holy hell he wrote a whole lot for saying absolutley nothing incoherrent rambling start to finish.
I start to fall asleep every 8 pages that I read.
And I wanted to read it 'cos I'm taking History at college :(
Keep at it, hell read it drunk wont make any less sence at the very least nor will your lecturers notice I bet.
 

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Machines Are Us said:
Kilaknux said:
Spies, by Michael Frayn, is the most remarkably boring book in the history of ever. And we had to do it for a whole year, and analyze crap that didn't exist except in the mind of the examiners.
Hooray for sexual innuendos. I studied that book in college and there was all kinds of bullshit that the author clearly didn't mean in the way we have to say it could have been.
You got that too? Eek, that was terrible, really awfully written. We (luckily) only got it for a term, but I got the feeling that the author thought he was the cleverest git in the world with the 'twist' ending. That those clues were supposed to mean anything and that the twist itself was important? No..
 

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Lucid Dreams by far. Apparently my school got it for an English class, and by the end of the day the entire classes copies had been placed on the free book table we had at my high school. Me and my friends took a few copies, and could never read it. The english department also cringed at its sight.

On books I've actually had to read, Dust Tracks on a Road. I know of nobody in my IB english that could even stand the book for more than a chapter.
 

Pali

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Twelve by Nick McDonell.

If I decipher the intended subject matter correctly, it was trying to be a dramatization of the life of urban youth, written with a satirical edge, but nevertheless raising valid points about the ennui with which modern teens and young adult desperately struggling to cope, as well as the horrifying consequences those sometimes reckless attempts bring with them.

In reality, it was an incoherent waste of paper that angered the blood right out of my knuckles. It had insipid characters, ridiculously stupid plot strings, and the author couldn't hold his sentences together had he been MacGyver in a duct tape factory. If it wasn't for the fact that McDonell is the offspring of a influential family of publishers, his book would never have been considered being printed.
 

Redingold

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Shakespeare. I'm sure everybody loved him back in the 1500s, but he's too outdated now, and they should stop using him in schools.
 

delet

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I hated Of Mice and Men, and I hated Brave New World.

But overall, the worst book I've EVER had to read, the one with no purpose what so ever: The Bean Trees.

Hated that book so damn much... It went NOWHERE. I hated that class...
 

Pimppeter2

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To kill a Mockingbird

Thats on my list. So is Romeo and juliet

On the other hand. Fahrenheit 451 was pure awesome!
 

SatuMitsumi

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HEY Brave New World was cool, imo. And Lord of the Flies was kinda depressing. It was an amazing book though. It made me feel very different for about two or three days after finishing it.
Meh, to each his own. ^-^ "Brave New World" just didn't settle well with me. Of course, when I read it, I think the teacher and her views on the book made me dislike it all the more.

[digress]She was one of those teachers that gave you an opinion question on a test. And if your opinion wasn't HER opinion, she counted points off for it. Dunno, maybe her views were what made me dislike the book. [/digress]
 

Lord Beautiful

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In ninth grade, I had to read Great Expectations, and in eleventh grade, I had to read The Awakening. I hated both books tremendously.
 

Pali

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Redingold said:
Shakespeare. I'm sure everybody loved him back in the 1500s, but he's too outdated now, and they should stop using him in schools.
Shakespeare is one of, if not THE, most influential writers and playwrights - not only English-speaking, but universally. For that reason alone, I doubt he'll be considered outdated anytime soon. Plus, if you speak English, you owe him quite a large share of your vocabulary.

Try catching a Shakespeare performance; make sure it's done by a good cast, and start with the lighter stuff: The Taming of the Shrew, As You Like It, The Comedy Of Errors. Maybe you'll find you'll appreciate him after all, if he isn't forced down your throat during school. ;)
 

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Pali said:
Redingold said:
Shakespeare. I'm sure everybody loved him back in the 1500s, but he's too outdated now, and they should stop using him in schools.
Shakespeare is one of, if not THE, most influential writers and playwrights - not only English-speaking, but universally. For that reason alone, I doubt he'll be considered outdated anytime soon. Plus, if you speak English, you owe him quite a large share of your vocabulary.

Try catching a Shakespeare performance; make sure it's done by a good cast, and start with the lighter stuff: The Taming of the Shrew, As You Like It, The Comedy Of Errors. Maybe you'll find you'll appreciate him after all, if he isn't forced down your throat during school. ;)
I've seen The Comedy of Errors, and the error was that there was no comedy.
 

A random person

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Farewell to Manzanar. I'm so freakin' tired of WWII and growing-up-as-an-ethnic-in-America stories!
You had to read that too? That book, one of many about racism we had to read (seriously school, we get it, racism's bad, now find another message to beat into our heads), was also one of many boring teen books that schools like to force down our throats in a pathetic attempt at, well, I don't know what it's a pathetic attempt at.
 

Delicious

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Jane Austen needs to stop killing her off her characters right after they get their damned epiphany.

Christ.