Terrible books you have to read.

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nicholaxxx

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every book I have read has been a bad one, save for one or two, they just have a way of finding me :(
 

Artemis923

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A Tale of Two Cities.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

Piss off, Dickens.
 

Postal47

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Not very original here, but wuthering heights probably takes the cake. one of the only books i was assigned in school that i couldn't finish. Also canterbury tales. That book is just proof that comedy has a shelf life.

Someone mentioned Romeo & Juliet, and i would like to point out that none of shakespeare's PLAYS were meant to be READ. That's why they're called plays. That also annoyed me to no end in high school.
Catcher in the Rye is a great book, but I think most people who say they love it don't truly understand it. And Stephen King is far from the most morbid writer out there, (try Chuck Palahniuk), but i think his true talent lies in his ability to portray the way real people speak and behave in the face of the surreal. Also, one of the best video games ever made, (Half Life) was loosely based on a short story of his, (The Mist), so thank you, mister King.

One book I'm reading currently that I think WOULD make for good reading in school is The Plot Against America, by Philip Roth. The book is an alternate history novel wherein Charles Lindbergh is elected President of the USA in 1940 under a "No-War" platform. It's a great and rare example of the possible cost of peace versus the tried and true topic of the cost of war.
 

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The_Healer said:
Heart of Darkness.
Only book i couldn't get through for school.
Then you're gonna hate my username.

Despite the pain I went through reading HoD, I actually remembered what it was about, and was actually pleased when I had to analyze it for an IB oral. Better than analyzing Emily Dickinson's poetry...FML.

On topic, I hated Hamlet. It's essentially a giant monologue followed by mass homicide. I also did not like A Separate Peace or Their Eyes Were Watching God, and a few other books I don't feel like typing out.
 

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The Chronicles of Narnia, Catcher in the Rye, Lord of the Flies, Animal Farm and the Twilight series all made me doubt the exsistance of a loving and caring god.
CofN was uninteresting, CintheR was tedious and annoying, LoftheF was idiotic, AF was disgusting, and the Twilight series was uninteresting, tedious, annoying, idiotic, and disgusting. I HATE this f*cking dialogue the most though"And the lamb fell in love the lion. what a stupid lamb." >_< It's painful to read and worst it is on T-shirts, so I can't get away from it. Stupid sparkly vampires. sparkly vampires, really? I mean really?!WTF? "cries to self in corner"
I got about a hundred or so page sinto Twilight before I couldn't take it anymore. I hurled it across the room and read A Game of Thrones for the billionth time.
 

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vladtehimpaler said:
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No Ayn Rand fans? She writes books that make you an asshole for a month after you read them.
did that to you to? i chose to read the anthem because it was the only book on my list tht wasn't total garbage. i liked it. it was short though kinda. i want to read the fountainhead. is it any shorter then Atlas shrugged? cuz that thing looks like a bludgeoning tool.
Oh come on, Atlas Shrugged was actually a good book, one of my favorites. I'll admit, anthem and the fountainhead weren't as good, but her books aren't all bad.
it.is.so.big.
 

Chernyshevkii

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I despised To Kill A Mockingbird.
you sound like my entire 9th grade english class

Everyone here sounds like 9th grade English class.
no, they normally sound like a 5th grade or college English class

Same kind of generic garbage that a 9th grade English class spews. There's nothing about why a book is bad, just that it is.
 

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SatuMitsumi said:
smokeybearsb said:
HEY Brave New World was cool, imo. And Lord of the Flies was kinda depressing. It was an amazing book though. It made me feel very different for about two or three days after finishing it.
Meh, to each his own. ^-^ "Brave New World" just didn't settle well with me. Of course, when I read it, I think the teacher and her views on the book made me dislike it all the more.

[digress]She was one of those teachers that gave you an opinion question on a test. And if your opinion wasn't HER opinion, she counted points off for it. Dunno, maybe her views were what made me dislike the book. [/digress]
Oh God...my ***** of a Bible teacher in my Christian middle school was like that. She was a stupid *****. She asked what faith was and I said "a strong belief in something" and she told me it was wrong. I hated her..
pimppeter2 said:
To kill a Mockingbird

Thats on my list. So is Romeo and juliet

On the other hand. Fahrenheit 451 was pure awesome!
I actualy disliked Fahrenheit 451 with a passion. I don't think I got the book. I'm not entirely sure why I disliked it, but imo it was bad..
 

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rknight718 said:
Lord of the Flies was AWFUL in my opinion.

I enjoyed Animal Farm though, however others did not.

I am told that if you read the entire Twilight trilogy, it is basically the "Wuthering Heights" story in a nutshell.

...or so I'm told...
I seem to be the only one that liked Lord of the Flies.
I also loved Animal Farm.
I despised To Kill A Mockingbird.
holy crap me to
 

Matu Flp Krwfe

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Kite Runner!

I'd mention something specific about it but I've repressed most of my experiences with this book and I'm happy to keep those terrible memories locked away in the deep recesses of my scarred mind.
 

azurawolf

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Radeonx said:
rknight718 said:
Lord of the Flies was AWFUL in my opinion.

I enjoyed Animal Farm though, however others did not.

I am told that if you read the entire Twilight trilogy, it is basically the "Wuthering Heights" story in a nutshell.

...or so I'm told...
I seem to be the only one that liked Lord of the Flies.
I also loved Animal Farm.
I despised To Kill A Mockingbird.
I loved Lord of the Flies so you are not alone. I also LOVE Animal Farm. One of my favorites. I had to read them both in Highschool.

pimppeter2 said:
To kill a Mockingbird

Thats on my list. So is Romeo and juliet

On the other hand. Fahrenheit 451 was pure awesome!
I tried so hard to read Fahrenheit 451 in Highschool. I started reading it and got so bored I don't think I ever opened the book again. I was all excited because I was told it was about burning books for censorship and then I started reading it and it was such a dissapointment to me.

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I hated The Great Gatsby. Yes, it's a classic. Yes, it's saying "blah, blah blah commentary about society! just like The Awakening does" but geez, I get more out of stories like Lord of the Flies, which was great and I loved it.
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The Great Gatsby. Terrible. It was just boring and unintereting
You both stole the words out of my mouth. xD

The only book I can remember absolutely hating in Highschool was The Great Gatsby. Can't stand it and will never EVER read it again. I dreaded opening the book and I don't even remember a damn thing about it. Blocked it out I guess.

I also remember reading The Scarlet Letter and a lot of people hated it. Personally, I loved it! It is a great story to me.
 

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More and more I read, I tend to realise, every book I pick up I tend to like for some reason.

I've read probably 95% of the books ya'll say you dislike, I could go one by one stating why I liked it, but I'm not. Though I will say, for those of you who don't like Mein Kampf (Which I found interesting, but horrible; in an evil dictator way) read "Hitlers Second Book" it's his sequel to Mein Kampf, and the rambling is ever present.

If there has been one book I really didn't like at the time I read it, it'd be David Mamot's "The Village" its not like that movie by Shamalayn, but rather a book about life; pretty much, shit sucks, it'd boring, then you die.
 

SirJewBagel

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I'm basically listing off the books i was forced to read in high school (i'm going to forget ALOT)

To Kill a Mockingbird, Romeo & Juliet (was ruined by the work we had to do for it), All Quiet on the Western Front, Lord of the Flies, The Crucible, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Great Gatsby (my American Lit. Teacher had a, very pleasure ful experience while reading the last sentence)... there is SOOOOOOOOOO many more but i'm blanking on my High School English Classes (for a good reason now that i think of it)
 

Cairo

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Loved Time Traveler's Wife, Lord of the Flies and To Kill a Mockingbird. Seriously, people.
What I cannot get through is The Scarlet Letter. It's metaphor heaped upon metaphor wrapped in I don't care enough to finish the comparison.
 

dalek sec

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Pretty much all the stuff I forced to read in school, just let me read my star wars books in peace!