I just finished Seagal's new horror film 'Against the Dark'. It was ass.
Here's a small list of bad movies I've seen in the calendar year: Absolon, American Crude, An American Carol, Canes, Chaos, Dragon Wars, Darkest Hour, Dead Fish, Death Tunnel, Deep Evil, Delgo, Donkey Punch, Dr. Giggles, Wrestlemaniac, Fear, Free Money, Frogs, Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control, Ghost Rock, Hatchet, Hollow Man 2, Hudson Hawk, I Know Who Killed Me, Jack Brooks Monster Slayer, Johnny 2.0, Judge Dredd, Kicking and Screaming, Killer Movie, Kull the Conqueror, Last Hour, Crimson Rivers 2, Loaded Weapon 1, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Maximum Surge, Mercenary for Justice, New York Minute, Nitro, Pauly Shore Is Dead, Pokemon The Rise Of Darkrai, Kinky Killers, Queen of the Damned, Rapid Fear, Reform School Girls, Return of the Boogeyman, Crime Novel, Semi-Pro, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Smiley Face, Snakehead Terror, South Beach Academy, Steel Trap, Striking Distance, Yo-Yo Girl Cop, Sumuru, Superman 3, Superman 4 The Quest for Peace, Strange Brew, The Boogeyman, The Last House on the Left, The Last Winter, The Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, The Tattooist, Trailer Park of Terror, Undead or Alive, Vamp, Vampire Wars, Vampz, Voyage of the Unicorn, Voyeur.com, War of the Living Dead, Wild Things 2, The Cavern.
You can tell I watch a lot of movies, eh?