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Hey lets just dump everyone into one category, nothing bad can ever come of that.
Hey lets just dump everyone into one category, nothing bad can ever come of that.
TEST: Are you a guy or a man? (Females welcome to take test and comment )
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Too obvious in terms of quiz-related humor. I knew what the quiz's scoring system would be when I saw choice C for the first two answers. You've got two perfectly rational answers (A and B) and one "irrationally macho" answer (C) in every question. Guess which answer people would pick to inflate their manliness.
D. ask for the older version that doesn't get rid of violence
D. being a kid in the 90's
D. when you are the pope
D. when you are showing friendly bonds
D. cheer them back to life OSU!
D. A huge dog that gets along with all the animals
D. tell her married or not I will love her eternally
D. say I love you and kiss passionately for 5 minuets in a public place
D. give them money tell them to brush their teeth get dressed and go to school and eat there
D. never even when it starts to talk don't wash them either
D. to get rid of the old people
D. life
I get a 100 for not conforming like you that makes me awesome and awesomeness transcends gender barriers as well as time and space
D. being a kid in the 90's
D. when you are the pope
D. when you are showing friendly bonds
D. cheer them back to life OSU!
D. A huge dog that gets along with all the animals
D. tell her married or not I will love her eternally
D. say I love you and kiss passionately for 5 minuets in a public place
D. give them money tell them to brush their teeth get dressed and go to school and eat there
D. never even when it starts to talk don't wash them either
D. to get rid of the old people
D. life
I get a 100 for not conforming like you that makes me awesome and awesomeness transcends gender barriers as well as time and space
a b c a b a a b a a b a
So I'm just a bit of a "guy". I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing, but I don't care! I fucking am who I am! (I'm 18 by the way)
So I'm just a bit of a "guy". I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing, but I don't care! I fucking am who I am! (I'm 18 by the way)
I got 7 because I know the joke about the guy who had Alzheimer's and cancer... along with C's on 11 and 12. Although if 12 had a none of the above option I'd click it. So 6.5, really.
<spoiler=Oh yeah, the joke>Mr. Whitman, an 80 year old widow, is getting test results back at a hospital. His doctor walks into the room and says "Mr Whitman, I have two pieces of unfortunate news for you." Whitman whispers,
"Give it to me straight, doc." The doctor replies,
"Ok. you have a terminal case of lung cancer. And the second thing... I hate to tell you, but you have Alzheimer's." Mr. Whitman just smiles.
"How can you be so happy?" the doctor asks. He replies,
"Well thank god I don't have cancer!"
<spoiler=Oh yeah, the joke>Mr. Whitman, an 80 year old widow, is getting test results back at a hospital. His doctor walks into the room and says "Mr Whitman, I have two pieces of unfortunate news for you." Whitman whispers,
"Give it to me straight, doc." The doctor replies,
"Ok. you have a terminal case of lung cancer. And the second thing... I hate to tell you, but you have Alzheimer's." Mr. Whitman just smiles.
"How can you be so happy?" the doctor asks. He replies,
"Well thank god I don't have cancer!"
1. too much power. that is the power of a god in the hands of a man. I'd probably use it, and inevitably go crazy.
2. strength
3. I dont really express affection through kissing, so I dont think I would ever be okay with that
4. close friends only
5. none of the above
6. probably a dragon or something
7. probably closer to A, but that is something I would need to think more about before answering. also, why am I watching football?
8. situational. I wouldn't think ahead so much, when it happened, it would happen.
9. how about "are you alright"
10. when the new recruits arise to dismiss them.
11. reasonable? explanation? who needs those. I sure gave up on them.
12. hard to say.
2. strength
3. I dont really express affection through kissing, so I dont think I would ever be okay with that
4. close friends only
5. none of the above
6. probably a dragon or something
7. probably closer to A, but that is something I would need to think more about before answering. also, why am I watching football?
8. situational. I wouldn't think ahead so much, when it happened, it would happen.
9. how about "are you alright"
10. when the new recruits arise to dismiss them.
11. reasonable? explanation? who needs those. I sure gave up on them.
12. hard to say.
True as this test is a joke that shows the extremes between the sterio typical man and the sterio typical guy.Gildan Bladeborn said:
No argument, but this little test is based off of extremes so of course the middle ground will be ignored. This is pretty much a personality test based off of a political poll from the USA.ultimateownage said:
For you, consider that edit done.kurupt87 said:
Dave Barry is a comedic writer who used to have a weekly column in the Miami Herald that was syndicated to newspapers all over the USA. This quiz is from a book he wrote called "Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys". It's very silly. I suggest all you yahoos who are taking this whole thing too seriously go read it sometime. No offense to you in particular, ProtoChimp, you just had a pretty nice "WTF?" type reaction.ProtoChimp said:
It. Is. A. Joke.
I got a 1 only because #12 had no really good options, democracy is great and all but not everyone agrees on it, religion is great and all but (again) not everyone agrees on it, now who disagrees with what the remote control does? Exactly.
I got no C's so I guess I must be pretty goddamn manly. Despite not being male at all. I just faltered a bit at the 'would you kiss another man/would you hug another man' ones because when you reverse that for females it seems to be a great deal more acceptable.