Testicles - Let's talk about 'em

[andrew623]

My worst was a punch to the nuts by a buddy of mine (I really pissed him of somehow, but I don't really remember how). It was the only time I've ever thrown up from a nut shot.

The worst I've ever seen though was a buddy of mine who fell off the top of a locker and sacked himself on the metal door. it was so bad that it cut open and he had to get it glued shut.

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

I have received several slaps, kicks, knees and punches to the scrote. (Loads of people in first and second year of post-primary school went through a phase of hitting other people in their junk.)
The most painful of which was an uppercut to them. I was unable to walk for around hour and I threw up almost instantly after impact. As a result lefty is useless.

Also, today in Chemistry class when getting onto the rather high stools I sat on 'em. That was a rather unpleasant feeling.

 

[clockout]

If you get A5-35 on your balls...make sure they do not come in contact with water.

Just a tip

you poor thing. I'm truly sorry to hear that...= (

well, at least I learned a really good prank from it, like say...putting A5-35 in your brothers jock strap just before hockey practice >=)

 

[A Raging Emo]

Got stung on the bollocks by a wasp once. That was unpleasent.

How the... ?

 

[Neofishie]

I do a lot of sparring in martial arts, and have received many a not-so-gentle tap. Several times sans cup.

That kinda puts a stop to the match.

And while it's not an impact, getting Icyhot on your scrotum is really, really bad. Avoid at all costs.

 

[Jharry5]

It's happened to me many a time (damn PE lessons)... it's something that you never really forget.
Like the time I was playing baseball, and the guy batting hit it really hard straight there... I was on the floor in agony for minutes. Everyone else thought it was hilarious...

 

[someonehairy-ish]

I've punched myself in the balls. ><

This is rather easy to do whilst doing an air drum solo whilst drunk. Especially to Lamb of God songs.
You have been warned.

OT: For this reason I no longer play football (soccer). It is as though my testes are in fact a pair of high power magnets for nearby footballs. Yes, another reason I no longer play IS because I suck at the game.
No girls have ever intentionally damaged that area. Hopefully Im not enough of a dick for anyone to ever do that. Once, a girl squeezed em slightly and that rather hurt but that wasnt intentional she was being a bit... 'over-enthusiastic?'
Why I just told a bunch of complete strangers this I have no idea. The joys of being anonymous!

 

[yoyo13rom]

I once knew this dude how thought it's cool to salute people by grabbing their balls.
Not cool, not cool bro.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

I feel your pain on the soccer ball... I did manage to stay upright though...

Worst would have to be when some friends and I went re-balling (it's paintball, but with compressed foam balls) and one ricocheted and hit me in the right nut. There was swelling. By which I mean it was about twice the original size.

 

[ultimateownage]

A dog bit me on the balls once. I think I win.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

As Karl Pilkington said: testicles shoud have a bonecage and should be located behind your air

The ear is a bit exposed methinks. Inside the skull somehow, and then you'd be talking. Although that would make the phrase 'thinking with his trousers' become complete nonsense.

 

[gundargundar]

About a week ago, I was on a pogo stick
I tried to bounce no handed, but that only resulted in me severely nutting myself
It was so bad that I FREAKING HAD A CUT ON MY SACK
I seriously couldn't walk for like 5 minutes

I'm staying away from pogo sticks now..

 

[Aglynugga]

Phfaa. Anyone who is married or has a long-time girlfriend with whom they wrestle or playfight will have recieved copious amounts of blows to the groin. Many of these shots will have been made on purpose with no regard for your personal safety or comfort.
And there's nothing you can do to retaliate. Boob-punching just doesn't have the same impact.

 

[icame]

Yes, i got it after i told a the girl my friend liked that he was into her. I was getting annoyed that he was always talking about her in random conversations so i told her and they've been going out for a little over a month now.

Atleast i got him back the next day.

 

[Willis_D]

Well, she did kick me with the hell and not just the tip of her foot. >>

....
*crosses legs*
That does not sound.... pleasant.

OT: A lot of lads went through that phase in life (early teenhood) where they go around hitting each other in the balls. Got hit a fair bit then. Worst was probably when someone hit me with a massive bit of wood (Hmm, unintentional joke) with quite some force.
And yes, I have hit others' before, usually in retaliation for them hitting me.
Ah, secondary school....

 

[Sacman]

When me and my cousin were younger he dressed up as Indiana Jones for Halloween and I made an S&M joke about his whip, so got mad and whipped me in the nuts when I wasn't paying attention...

 

[Senial]

Once I was punched right on my left nut. My right got off pain free but it was still one hell of a punch.

 

[mechanixis]

Last time was in around fifth grade, when an emotionally-unstable kid kicked me there so hard that, had he missed, he would have fallen flat on his back from the momentum of it. I've been pretty...non-violent since then.

Apparently for some of my friends (read: acquaintances), groin-punching is an entire dialect, and the logical conclusion of any social interaction. Probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Ever heard of "Denki anma"? ... Yeah, I've fallen victim to one of those by a female friend of mine once... The "is it that time of the month"-jokes should really be avoided when you're sleeping/half asleep on the floor and a female friend is dying to show you a youtube clip apparently...

Luckily, this is the only time I've been damaged down there too (at least that I can remember)

 

[TheColdHeart]

At school we had these spring-loaded cricket stumps so we could play cricket on the astro-turf. We were doing the warm-ups when someone shouted me from behind, I turned around and WHAM! spring loaded wooden pole straight to the bollocks... and as any 15 year old guy does infront of the entire class...he sucks it up, stands up and pretends it didn't hurt that much. When inside it feels like your balls are in your throat and you want to vomit.