One of my friends pretended to kick me in the balls and her shoe flew off and actually hit me, well... in the balls. I fell in the parking lot of my school and laid there for 45 minuets in pain.
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Back when I was a young kiddie, we used to play Grass Hockey for Physical Education (PhysEd, PE). Anyway unbeknownst to me at the time, while I was in a conversation, a girl held her hockey stick between my legs and presumably was going to tap me there as a joke. Well some smartass kid saw what she was doing so he ran up and kicked the hockey stick. And they are much like a Baseball bat or even a Cricket bat, immense pain commenced.
Another time at high school I was showing off how flexible I was by putting my legs behind my head. Well it's a stupid thing to do because your legs get locked behind your head and they take a little while to unhook. Needless to say, another smartass kid ran up and kicked me in the nuts, full on. So I'm rolling around in pain because my legs are still stuck behind my head and oh my the pain.
There was also a lovely game kids liked to play in High School called Sack Whack. It was pretty much a game where if you caught someone off guard, you'd flick them in the nuts with your knuckle and yell out 'Sack Whack!'.
Another time at high school I was showing off how flexible I was by putting my legs behind my head. Well it's a stupid thing to do because your legs get locked behind your head and they take a little while to unhook. Needless to say, another smartass kid ran up and kicked me in the nuts, full on. So I'm rolling around in pain because my legs are still stuck behind my head and oh my the pain.
There was also a lovely game kids liked to play in High School called Sack Whack. It was pretty much a game where if you caught someone off guard, you'd flick them in the nuts with your knuckle and yell out 'Sack Whack!'.
I have been sick for the last few days and a little wile ago I coughed really hard and I felt a sharp snapping pain in my testicles followed by sparks in my vision, but I'm fine now.
Oh Fargo, you make me laugh.FargoDog said:
OT: My friends have attempted to punch me in the balls many times. =/ I tend to avoid most of them, but there have been the occasional... 'connections' x.x
I do, however, vividly remember an incident while sailing with a friend. A rock hit him in the crotch while he was standing, and as he bent down in pain, the Boom hit him full force in the head. Don't ask me how, but be glad that he was wearing his buoyancy vest. =P
I got a kick under the shitty groin guard in karate to the nuts so that was very irratating as well as painfully sore. I swear they are the biggest design flaw ever they should be inside of us.
Soccer ball, kicked at penalty kick speeds.
Then a volleyball 10 seconds after.
Didn't get up for a good 3 days.
Then a volleyball 10 seconds after.
Didn't get up for a good 3 days.
I was riding on a bike and I hit a bump. And I wasn't sitting particulalrly tight, so it hit me. Right. There.
It hurt.
Oh, and many, many times while playing soccer.
It hurt.
Oh, and many, many times while playing soccer.
Oh... Oh... Don't even want to think... Holy crap.Julianking93 said:
I'll share three stories.
In this really annoying kid used to walk home from school with some friends and I, one of the girls was my girlfriend at the time. So the annoying kid threw my girlfriend's (at the time)back pack over a waist height fence. So, in my infinite chivalry I hopped the fence to rescue my girlfriend's bag. I grabbed it and hoped over again, but this time the bad shifted my weight and my foot slipped, leading to a painful "credit card" on the fence. Luckily my feet landed, so not all my weight was on the fence, but still incredibly painful.
On another occasion I was lying on my back on my couch, I was either watching TV or playing videogames, with my foot resting on the other knee. Somehow, the foot slipped and landed on my balls. It was not fun.
On a third story, this time dishing out the pain, when I was really young (probably like 8 or 9) my mom was dating this complete douche bag, like literal pond scum, we all hated this dick wad (bad words out of the way) I decided to kick him in the balls. Out of nowhere. It was so much fun.
In this really annoying kid used to walk home from school with some friends and I, one of the girls was my girlfriend at the time. So the annoying kid threw my girlfriend's (at the time)back pack over a waist height fence. So, in my infinite chivalry I hopped the fence to rescue my girlfriend's bag. I grabbed it and hoped over again, but this time the bad shifted my weight and my foot slipped, leading to a painful "credit card" on the fence. Luckily my feet landed, so not all my weight was on the fence, but still incredibly painful.
On another occasion I was lying on my back on my couch, I was either watching TV or playing videogames, with my foot resting on the other knee. Somehow, the foot slipped and landed on my balls. It was not fun.
On a third story, this time dishing out the pain, when I was really young (probably like 8 or 9) my mom was dating this complete douche bag, like literal pond scum, we all hated this dick wad (bad words out of the way) I decided to kick him in the balls. Out of nowhere. It was so much fun.
ooh, that made me cringe...Stephanos132 said:
OT: Me, well once when I was playing badminton in PE, I swung my own racket, missed, and somehow ended up hitting myself with it full speed, damn it hurt so much, but everyone was laughing at me
I was out at the sidelines for about 10 minutes. Getting hit in the balls makes me feel sick, really sick
Yeah...I've been kicked in the balls 'By accident', cos, you know, girls love aiming for the upper thigh.
Also, people at my (state) school think it's hilarious to go around 'Ball-shotting' people, just to revel in their pain...oh god...
Also, people at my (state) school think it's hilarious to go around 'Ball-shotting' people, just to revel in their pain...oh god...
I would have done more than that. I've actually never been hit in the balls on purpose. I've been hit a couple times, but nothing as hard as a swift kick. If anyone ever tried it, I'd probably punch them in the throat. If they succeeded, I would do my damndest to hurt them as badly as I could, but you know... easier said than done.Mookie_Magnus said:
There was a kid in high school who would kick/sorta try to kick people in the balls. He's lucky he never tried it to me. He never did it super hard, but he still needed to be hurt severely. I feel bad, I never got to hit anyone during high school.
i seem to know a lot of females who think it's fun to kick guys in the balls, since aparently we only fake the pain. So this one girl decides to kick me in the balls and out of reflex, before going down in pain, in slap her across the face and she falls to the floor too. We were lying next to each other for the a couple of minutes whining in pain and everyone else had a laugh. When she tells the story, I'm this evil guy who beats women for the lolz.
another instance that was truly epic was when i was about 15 and was playing football(that soccer for the americans) with a couple of friends and had the glamorous job of gaurding the goal and the goaly, while the rest of the giy were off kicking the other teams asses. Because we were really bored the goaly(who happens to be a short asian guy) started doing chin-ups at the goal. To screw with him i got the spare ball we and tried to hit next to his head to scare the crap out of him. The terrible shot that I am I hit him and fell down like a sack of potatoes, the ball bounces of his back and hits me right in the balls. Didn't hurt as much as i thought it would be we lost the game because the two of us were out of commission and the other team didn't want to postpone, sucked.
another instance that was truly epic was when i was about 15 and was playing football(that soccer for the americans) with a couple of friends and had the glamorous job of gaurding the goal and the goaly, while the rest of the giy were off kicking the other teams asses. Because we were really bored the goaly(who happens to be a short asian guy) started doing chin-ups at the goal. To screw with him i got the spare ball we and tried to hit next to his head to scare the crap out of him. The terrible shot that I am I hit him and fell down like a sack of potatoes, the ball bounces of his back and hits me right in the balls. Didn't hurt as much as i thought it would be we lost the game because the two of us were out of commission and the other team didn't want to postpone, sucked.
