Testicles - Let's talk about 'em
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My younger sister once through a rolled up wooden place-mat across a room and into my crotch entirely by accident. It was... unpleasant.
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I'm American and I can honestly say I have never encountered this phenomenon. Maybe your friend is just weird?DesiPrinceX09 said:
Yes. Back in middle school I was a REAL perv. I'd get kicked in the balls by this one girl A LOT.
...But on the other hand, I did carry a stick around, and since she always wore skirts......
...But on the other hand, I did carry a stick around, and since she always wore skirts......
Was playing football (soccor) in goal, the ball dipped a bit more then I thought it would...
Someone decided it would be hilarious to kick me in the balls as well at a different oppertunity.
At a party once, my friend was kicked straight in the balls by this girl(not girlfriend), he was on the floor for quite a while.
Someone decided it would be hilarious to kick me in the balls as well at a different oppertunity.
At a party once, my friend was kicked straight in the balls by this girl(not girlfriend), he was on the floor for quite a while.
"You might think this sounds pretty vulgar, but all I want is to ask "
Never a good introduction to a thread. Oh, and the thing about the testicles too.
Never a good introduction to a thread. Oh, and the thing about the testicles too.
My kid and I were messing around. I was hold his head away from me while he was swing at me. His reach was no where around from hitting me. But is he comes up to my stomach. So he backs off decides to swing his leg kick upwards. My fucking legs were like bumpers that led his kick straight to my balls. He got me good. I think my balls touched my asshole.
The funniest time well wasnt funny at the time. Anyway a group off good looking older girls walked past and my mate chants "GET YOUR TITS OUT LOVE" so she come back steam coming out of her ears and ask "which twat said that" like all good mates he blames me. With a stunned look on my face and before I can say you lying bastard, she squeezes and twist my balls down I was crippled for a good 10 minutes after she let go.
Ive never purposly hit a guy in the happy sack, but we were playing cricket at school my 'pitching' bowling threw a fast ball at the guy batting hit him square in the koncers (cricket balls are about 3-4 kg) he said he had blood in his piss for 3 days after.
Ive never purposly hit a guy in the happy sack, but we were playing cricket at school my 'pitching' bowling threw a fast ball at the guy batting hit him square in the koncers (cricket balls are about 3-4 kg) he said he had blood in his piss for 3 days after.
I was an apprentice training southern shaolin tiger style kung fu, minding my own business on a country road near Zhengzhou, when a rogue monk versed in a bastard northern Mantis Choking Crane style, jumped out of a bush inflicting his Mantis Foot Crane Beak Castrator ultimate on me. Fortunately, thanks to years of groin training, I was able to anticipate the strike a mere monkey's blink before it hit and drew my stones into my pelvic cavity.
Expecting me to be doubled over in pain, the rogue monk lowered his defenisve stance for a moment, which gave me time to unleash my Radiant Tiger Swipe of the Ten Heavens on his solar plexus before following up with a Dewy Mountain's Spring Rain's Torrential Flood of the Han on his face ending his life and preventing his inferior style of Kung Fu from further polluting the land.
Expecting me to be doubled over in pain, the rogue monk lowered his defenisve stance for a moment, which gave me time to unleash my Radiant Tiger Swipe of the Ten Heavens on his solar plexus before following up with a Dewy Mountain's Spring Rain's Torrential Flood of the Han on his face ending his life and preventing his inferior style of Kung Fu from further polluting the land.
my friend stole one of my sandals and whipped it at my cash & prizes and I was on the floor for a good 6 minutes
When I was in general school we'd often call Friday ballbuster day. It's a little game we played in which during each Friday we'd hit each other in the balls whenever we'd get the shot. Let's just say it was an unpleasant day for us all.
I always thought Testicles were very Elastic...
i mean, would a testicle bounce if you throw it on the floor?
i mean, would a testicle bounce if you throw it on the floor?
Damn this is a pretty ballsy thread.
OT: My brother when he was younger had a knack for punching people in nuts. It was AWFUL.
OT: My brother when he was younger had a knack for punching people in nuts. It was AWFUL.
YES!
I met a friend of mine back in middle school, she was a jerk back then and would kick me constantly with her steel toed boots..
Oddly enought I think she missed most of the time since it never hurt as much as I would have expected.
fuck that, willing let your two soldiers take a hit.[/quote]
Well actually, the game was so that you were allowed to defend your manhood. Thing is, you were sometimes caught by surprise...
Well actually, the game was so that you were allowed to defend your manhood. Thing is, you were sometimes caught by surprise...
I did once lay on mine. And when I say lay I mean fall from about 5 feet onto.Oh That Dude said:
Trampolining front drops: the hidden danger.
I did it again a minute later to see if I could do the trick but avoid trapping my balls. It hurt more the second time... I think sport makes my self-preservation instinct turn off.
Me and my mate were punching each other and he manage to kick me in the balls.
Though it was only the slightest of taps, my balls hurt for... 3 days!
I kid you not, worst pain ever.
Also i know a mate who ruptured a vein in his scrotum...
You'll never guess how..
Having sex.
Worst thing ever?
Though it was only the slightest of taps, my balls hurt for... 3 days!
I kid you not, worst pain ever.
Also i know a mate who ruptured a vein in his scrotum...
You'll never guess how..
Having sex.
Worst thing ever?
