a friend of mine threw me my shoes and hit me square in the crotch
in hind sight its kinda funny
in hind sight its kinda funny
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So many times... One of the more memorable times was when I was walking down some steps and the clichéd school bully was walking up them and for some reason decided to punch my hapless and innocent testocili.
There's also a video on youtube somewhere of me attempting to see whether it's humanly possible to knee yourself in the balls. I gave it a good try but was unable to.
Finally,someone earlier in the thread said that they were pretty sure everyone would have inflicted pain upon someone elses balls at some point. WHAT?! I haven't at all ever even thought about it, it's such a low move to pull in a fight and at any other time it's just not cricket to endanger a fellow man's parenthood. Does everyone else think it's fine to target other mens weakspot for massive damage? Is it just me that thinks it's wrong?
There's also a video on youtube somewhere of me attempting to see whether it's humanly possible to knee yourself in the balls. I gave it a good try but was unable to.
Finally,someone earlier in the thread said that they were pretty sure everyone would have inflicted pain upon someone elses balls at some point. WHAT?! I haven't at all ever even thought about it, it's such a low move to pull in a fight and at any other time it's just not cricket to endanger a fellow man's parenthood. Does everyone else think it's fine to target other mens weakspot for massive damage? Is it just me that thinks it's wrong?
Nice avatar.Boneasse said:
On topic, yeah my balls are pretty screwed up. One is like 5 sizes larger than the other. (Yeah, the hospital has these little grape-shaped beads to measure the size. I am not fucking joking.) So I will probably need surgery, and I might be sterile. But yeah, thats more intense than getting hit with a ball or something.
I once knew this guy who was huge. Must have weighed around 350 and most of that bulk was actually muscle. One time we were playing paintball together. Long story short, he got shot DIRECTLY in the nuts from about 5 feet away. It was the first time I'd ever seen a giant cry.
Several times but one that stood didnt happen to me. Playing HS soccer and one of my teammates was playing aggressive and got an intended cross field kick right to the bollocks.
And yes I have wanted to punch someone right in the balls however, i feel that karma can be a ***** sometimes and thus never act out on the urges....intentionally.
And yes I have wanted to punch someone right in the balls however, i feel that karma can be a ***** sometimes and thus never act out on the urges....intentionally.
So I don't have any but I've got a funny nut-shot story.
Back in high school I ate lunch with my friends, all of whom were guys. Well one day an insult match breaks out between one of my close friends and another guy who really only hung out with us at lunch. Well my close friend (we'll call him K) kicked at the other guy (we'll call him M). M dodged, and, even though K was aiming for M's chest to knock him back, being the uncoordinated guy he is K's foot does an axe kick on M's balls. K doubles over yelling at him and then proceeds to return the favor.
This results in the hilarious situation of the two of them doubled over clutching their crotches arguing over who-shot-first and whether it was intentional. At this point the bell rings for class and the two crab walk slowly towards the building.
The image of the two of them waddling slowly to class, side-by-side and arguing, was hilarious.
As to whether I've intentionally kicked a guys balls, no. Although I have occasionally flailed excitedly when seeing my boyfriend after a long day and rendered him prone...
Back in high school I ate lunch with my friends, all of whom were guys. Well one day an insult match breaks out between one of my close friends and another guy who really only hung out with us at lunch. Well my close friend (we'll call him K) kicked at the other guy (we'll call him M). M dodged, and, even though K was aiming for M's chest to knock him back, being the uncoordinated guy he is K's foot does an axe kick on M's balls. K doubles over yelling at him and then proceeds to return the favor.
This results in the hilarious situation of the two of them doubled over clutching their crotches arguing over who-shot-first and whether it was intentional. At this point the bell rings for class and the two crab walk slowly towards the building.
The image of the two of them waddling slowly to class, side-by-side and arguing, was hilarious.
As to whether I've intentionally kicked a guys balls, no. Although I have occasionally flailed excitedly when seeing my boyfriend after a long day and rendered him prone...
Elementary soccer. That should be all that needs to be said.
Also, this thread is painful. I am leaving now, thank you.
Also, this thread is painful. I am leaving now, thank you.
The only time that I've ever fallen on the ground with my eyes wattering after getting hit in the balls was probably at a home Football(American) game..I was joking around and walking with some friends like usual, and this girl who keeps trying to get me to stop cussing by smacking me everytime I cuss, which has worked surprisingly well, but anyway one she kept trying to smack me so I ran, and when I finally got bored of running in circles I finally stopped, then she preceded to trying to kick me in the balls, OVER and OVER..She finally got one lucky shot, and I layed down on the track for about 2 minutes before getting up..Probably the worse pain ever..
At the start of a biology lesson at GCSE a friend of mine hit with with one of those long cylindrical pencil cases, which had a geometry set in, one with a metal case in, due to the leverage and metal case it took me down in one well placed up swing between the legs. The teacher didn't even notice I was curled up on the floor.
My friend had no reason, but I'm sure if you have done your GSCEs you'l understand there doesn't need to be one. Everyone was always up to mischief and even more so in the science lesson, had some good laughs.
My friend had no reason, but I'm sure if you have done your GSCEs you'l understand there doesn't need to be one. Everyone was always up to mischief and even more so in the science lesson, had some good laughs.