Testicles - Let's talk about 'em
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Y'know the "two for flinching" game? Well, this guy in my class acted like he was going to punch me two or three times, and I flinched. Well, I thought I shouldn't flinch next time he tried to punch me. I didn't, and got punched square in the sack.
It hurt like hell for 3 minutes. I was rolling around on the ground, groaning for 2 of said minutes.
It hurt like hell for 3 minutes. I was rolling around on the ground, groaning for 2 of said minutes.
At minigolf with my PE class, some kid got pissed at me for some reason and threw a golfball at my crotch. that hurt really bad. I think it actually left a bruise on my penis.
In gym, we play a game where we basically kick a soccer ball against the wall and try not to get hit, and there's one kid who seems to always get hit. someone kicked it towards him, and he jumped out of the way and turned towards another wall...which the ball rebounded off of and hit him in the crotch, knocking him off his feet. Many laughs were had.
In gym, we play a game where we basically kick a soccer ball against the wall and try not to get hit, and there's one kid who seems to always get hit. someone kicked it towards him, and he jumped out of the way and turned towards another wall...which the ball rebounded off of and hit him in the crotch, knocking him off his feet. Many laughs were had.
Ah, the number of times me and me mates have attacked each others balls... we've punched them, kicked them, stomped on them, crushed them, whacked them...
Some weeks ago we went to a museum with school and we were standing in line, when someone else from my class, reached from behind me and touched a girl, who was standing right before me, at the ass. Instantaneously she turned around and kicked me in the groin. Let's just say, after that I couldn't really enjoy the museum. At least she felt sorry and apologized afterwards.
My testes got smacked by a shinai before. It was thoroughly unpleasant, and though I didn't double over in pain, I couldn't walk so well for the following couple of hours.
Two instances come to mind.
First, sometime last year, a few of my friend's and I were chillin' in someones room. My lady friend Sharon, who is lying on the bed, jumps down square onto my nuggets. It was an accident of course, but that didn't keep me from swearin' like a sailor!
Second, when I was a kid I played goalie for my soccer team. During practice one night, the toughest kicker on our team was trying to get the ball pass me. Kicked as hard as he could, and I'm assuming you guys can guess the rest. It's kinda funny though, cause although it's a long, painful memory, I'm pretty sure I was askin' the coach, "Did I block it?"
First, sometime last year, a few of my friend's and I were chillin' in someones room. My lady friend Sharon, who is lying on the bed, jumps down square onto my nuggets. It was an accident of course, but that didn't keep me from swearin' like a sailor!
Second, when I was a kid I played goalie for my soccer team. During practice one night, the toughest kicker on our team was trying to get the ball pass me. Kicked as hard as he could, and I'm assuming you guys can guess the rest. It's kinda funny though, cause although it's a long, painful memory, I'm pretty sure I was askin' the coach, "Did I block it?"
I think I was kicked so hard I black out when I was a child. Personally, I think it's an unfunny and grotesque thing to do. Our genitals are no less important than a woman's, right? So if a woman is severely injured there it's horrible, a an has his reproductive organ crushed with a kick or a baseball or something, it's friggin' comedy?
I hope someday people will outgrow sexual assault as a means of comedy and self defense.
I hope someday people will outgrow sexual assault as a means of comedy and self defense.
Yes, I normally have great nut luck however, having legs crossed at the right time, slight misses, but when I took a kick there (from some dicks who thought that was fun ... no pun intended) I fell to the ground onto a soft jacket and just layed there for like three minutes.
Paintball.
Shot from the balls upward. Was not happy and worst of all the paintball was hard so it didn't explode and soften the impact.
Shot from the balls upward. Was not happy and worst of all the paintball was hard so it didn't explode and soften the impact.
I have done that, I put my hands up to stretch and let them go limp after 3 times out of ten IIgnatz_Zwakh said:Okay, due to popular demand I'll explain how I've punched myself in the balls. ><
It was during a shift at the videostore I work at. The store had been empty for almost 2 hours and a coworker and I were bored stiff. Figuring there was no one in the store to offend, we slapped on some Protest the Hero and jumped around like idiots head-banging and flailing around. After about 4 minutes of this, a client came in the store. I panicked and kinda jerked my body and I dunno how, but my fist smacked my crotch. I literally fell onto my side and rolled around yelping. Twas a sad day.
hit meself. you think i'd learn.
I was at band practice, and this one guy (who we kicked out of the band for exactly this reason) was hanging around with us because he lived across the street from where we had practices. He seemed to think that kicking people in the testicles was some kind of extremely clever wit. I would be the victim of his next witticism. Not a fun practice.
got hit in the potatoes by a hurley ball once. For the americans think of it as a baseball only harder filled with a weight
I don't know why, but I've accidentally hit guys I know in the balls on at least half a dozen occasions. Entirely unrelated coincidences, and I feel guilty. Maybe I'm cursed in an oddly specific way...
I like your style!sir.rutthed said:
I haven't had trauma, myself. However, I previously worked at a paintball range as a referee, and on one particular day I witnessed two testosterone laden men (who refused to equip protection) shot in the balls. It was not pretty. Hilarious, though.
yeah i got kicked in the balls, i was choking my friend out to demonstrate my assholeness on him (this was a long time ago, i am not like that anymore), when he kicked me in the nuts. I let go only after a few intense seconds of clenching him as hard as i could...i wasn't proud of that day...i say i got what i deserved.
I'm a football goalkeeper, so I can leave several testicle injuries to the imagination. Suffice it to say I'm quick to attack the ball...
Something that made me double over recently though, I was fencing Epée and playing a buddy of mine. 14-12 to my buddy. He landed a fléche of agony on me, that like caught the top of my ball and pushed downwards. as he ran passed. I keeled over, in agony and like crawled off the piste. Worst thing is, the bastard scores the winning point for that. A good fléche, but I kind of want kids later on in life!
He still owes me a rematch!
Something that made me double over recently though, I was fencing Epée and playing a buddy of mine. 14-12 to my buddy. He landed a fléche of agony on me, that like caught the top of my ball and pushed downwards. as he ran passed. I keeled over, in agony and like crawled off the piste. Worst thing is, the bastard scores the winning point for that. A good fléche, but I kind of want kids later on in life!
He still owes me a rematch!
last friday I was ploughing through a corn maze and stepped on a stock without knowing and WHAM instant sacage