Testicles - Let's talk about 'em

[Snotnarok]

Who hasn't had their nuts hit at somepoint? If you haven't, ask a friend to so you know what you're in for.

Also my brother has a infection of the testicle currently and it's sad but hilarious to hear him groan often or see him stretch a bit while wincing. Seriously he waited 2 days to get checked out at a hospital, he gets no sympathy.

 

[Summerstorm]

I once got some of that creme on it... you now the hot stuff to loosen muscles? Didn't wash my hands and touched my balls. HOLY SHIT... spent half an hour in the washroom pouring cold water on them... damn that pain.

Also: NEVER attack the balls of a dude, if it isn't life or death. There are some RULES in combat, dammit.

 

[Flee the Cities]

Test those testes! Bamboozle those balls! Stupify ur stones!

 

[BRMXJzjsoawk321]

I have given a knee to my boyfriend's balls at least twice when he's tried to look at my yearbook pictures from previous years.

I still feel bad about that. Hm. He deserves a hug.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

One time I was playing airsoft with my friends, and recieved the worst hit to the balls ever. We discovered the enemy chasing us, so we ran down a hill, I slipped, and nailed my balls on a tree. And then was shot by a gas sniper rifle... Worst day EVAR.

 

[zombiesinc]

I've never actually hit a guy in the balls with the intent to cause harm... expect this one time with my brother.

He was doing what he usually does, and just trying to piss me off. I was playing CoD, which always brings the worst out in me, and wasn't about to put up with him. So, with all my might I swung at his beloved crotch area. He managed to move just an inch, and just in time, so I missed.

Aside from him though, I don't think I could ever hit another man in that area. At least not intentionally.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Aaaaah yes.
A mate tried to throw a tennis ball at my bollocks...so i naturally tried jumping out of the way
...turns out i jump into the path of the tennis ball.
i literally collapsed in pain; girls can never understand -_-;;

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I took an oven tray to the fellas a few years back. I froze, then dropped to one knee, then was not happy for the rest of the day.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

One time when i was little my dad picked me up from Karate class (the badass kind) and i said "Dad lookit what i learned in Karate today!" He turns around and i accedentaly kicked him from whence i came

 

[SsilverR]

Got stung on the bollocks by a wasp once. That was unpleasent.

Edit: Of all the topics to get the 100th post on...

..... AAAAAARRRGHHH!!!!!

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Got stung on the bollocks by a wasp once. That was unpleasent.

Edit: Of all the topics to get the 100th post on...

I cringed when I read that.
And how the hell did you manage that?

I like the OP share the same story, soccerball to nuts, we played soccer dogde ball during recess in 7th grade

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Yeah, my brother once punched me in the balls. I got him back by smacking his arm with some keys on a lanyard. Really hard. His reaction was worse then mine, so I figure it's all good.

 

[MadeinHell]

I got hit in my testicles (and the surrounding area) quite a few times during my life.

The ones I recall (probably because they were the most painful):
- Baseball ball (as a kid, my dad bought me a bat and a ball and my friend was not very good at throwing)
- fake sword at the time when I was larping (exactly with the tip of the fake sword at full swing... IT HURT)
- Volleyball in the general area

Oh yeah and there is that one time I got stabbed (not in the crotch but in the leg just a few centimetres away phew). Surprisingly it didn't hurt all that bad. I even managed to get to the hospital myself and just THEN pass out.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

never hit another guy in the balls, its just.....just uncool

 

[ALuckyChance]

I got kicked down there once. It didn't hurt incredibly much, though, probably because I have - and don't you dare even ask - only one.

 

[Slenn]

I remember I got frustrated with Metroid Prime 2 once with Boost Guardian, and I slammed the controller that was sitting on my crotch.

 

[Dfskelleton]

There's this kid in my class, she's kind of a jock and is really strong. She kicked a basketball at I'd estimate 14 miles per hour at my balls. I just kinda fell over and rolled around. I didn't play basketball again for a while...
Also, the most painful fictional nut shot would have to be at 2:51 of this:

 

[justnotcricket]

I have unfortunately been on the giving end of such a strike. It was unintentional, however, and in an odd way he sort of inflicted it on himself by a very complicated process involving an office chair... =D