Testicles - Let's talk about 'em

[Sallix]

I once was hit (supposedly accidentally) in the testes with a fly swatter. Not nice in the slightest. Another time I was whipped with a towel, which yet again, the guy was going for a different spot (the back of my knee, did I mention he did this by surprise?).

I had another friend who got kicked in the balls so badly he stayed of school a week and had to see the doctors. All I remember about the situation was thinking that some kind of sound effect, like a crunch, wouldn't be out of place in the slightest. It was a brutal kick.
It then happened again like a month afterwards.

 

[KungFuCthulhu]

During a snowball fight, a snowball hit me in the balls.

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

My first girlfriend broke up with me by kicking me square in the balls.

With high heels on.

I counter your high heels with DMs... She wasn't even my girlfriend... It was a misunderstanding that had nothing to do with me!

Personally I still believe I'm lucky my balls are both intact

 

[Cozzzy]

SITTING DOWN TOO QUICKLY. It's a pain like no other.

 

[TrollOgerElf]

i have sat on mine before
not happy times

 

[Tomster595]

One particular knee to the nads took me out for about 20 minutes.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm against the subject matter. Not the discussion, the organs in question.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I once got kicked in the nuts so hard my nose bled.

And now I can't have kids (Seriously).

 

[chiefohara]

I've been hit there. but i do remember one occasion when i was attacked (a former housemate) he headlocked me and slammed me to the ground, whilst down there i grabed his balls, squeezed and twisted sharp and hard....

He let go pretty quickly.

 

[Upbeat Zombie]

Iv'e stabbed em on the tail of a skateboard going off a 4 ft ramp.

 

[SmokingMirrors]

As i'd recall I was once struck in the jewels with a baseball thrown by my younger brother.
Wasn't too pleasant, to say the least, but luckily it had no lasting effects~

 

[Berlioz]

Can't remember any specific nut damage to me, but it must have surely happened sometime.

 

[ShadowKatt]

...I can't believe this topic has nine-freakin'-pages.

Okay though, times I've been hit(Yes, I am a guy. I know some people get confused)

Nothing for a very long time, VERY long time. I think the last time was in elementry school. I distinctly remember a girl kicking me in the balls, but she didn't do it right, didn't hurt. However, I remember laying on the playground, on the see-saw. Myself and someone else went to get on at the same time. My side was down. I stepped over it, and they pushed their side down with their foot...

It might not have been a kick but it sure felt like it...

 

[dragonburner]

I can barely believe my nuts are still alive. I get hit in the junk a lot.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Yeah, as the title in the thread says, let's talk a little about something all men hold dear to their hearts: Their balls.

You might think this sounds pretty vulgar, but all I want is to ask all the guys on the Escapist a little question;

Have you ever recieved a hit / punch / kick / instrument / something else, to the area between your legs, making you double over in pain?

If so, then tell us about it - share your pain brother. It's something you don't just forget.

As for me? I did so today, actually, which prompted me to make this thread: I received a football with full speed straight to the groin today. I couldn't walk for 5 minutes, just laying on the ground moaning in pain. It's not the first time I've been hurt 'down there' but I won't bother you with any more details.

Can you still remember this happening to you, even if it was years ago?

And to all the girls, might feeling a little left out, I can ask you this;

Have you ever been the one to dish out pain to a guys' nuggins, be it on purpose or not? And if on purpose, why?

This has happened to me a ridiculous amount of times.

Let me count.

.....

29 TIMES!, I'm only 15.

Some that stick out are hit with a baseball at full speed, shot with and airsoft shotgun at point blank range, being booted by a guy wearing football boots and jumping out of a tree onto a brick wall.

I can't believe I've still got both of them!

Dig the pink floyd avatar!
I got pushed off the playground maybe in grade 3 and after a foot or 2 of falling I landed on a very cold and very hard steel bar...............I was in too much pain to beat the kid that pushed me, last time I cried from pain in public though....

 

[MrJohnson]

I've been hit in the balls a lot, but I've got BALLS OF STEEL as mentioned earlier in this thread.

I punched a girl all the way to the Fallopian's one time.

 

[fragile_bandwidth]

I accidentally kneed my brother once.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I've been kicked in the groin many a times. Its the result of living in the downtown part of downtown. I'm at the point its like a punch to the gut,I can survive them standing

 

[KingGolem]

I've been hit in the balls a few times. At least twice by my asshole little brother, for reasons I cannot possibly remember, besides the fact that we kind of hate each other. Another time was in middle school during gym class when we were playing dodgeball. I was out, so I was standing by the side next to a profoundly stupid girl, and her team scored or something, and she, being a cheerleader, I guess, reflexively thrust her knee up and somehow hit me in the testicles. Really, if it was anyone else I would have thought it was on purpose, but saying this girl was as dumb as dirt is a grave insult on the name of dirt.