TF2 Bodyguards: Who do you choose?

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Calobi

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Zayren said:
Spy is a quadruple double back criss crosser and never really was on your side.
Kollega said:
Spy,because he's a double reverse quadruple agent,and never really was on your side.
What is this from? I feel like I'm missing some piece of Internet humor.
 

Kollega

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Calobi said:
What is this from? I feel like I'm missing some piece of Internet humor.
I got this joke about double reverse blah blah blah from TF2 wiki - it was there as a biography for the spy before Meet the Spy came out.
 

Yamiki

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Why have one or two??
I'd have a team of them...
one of each.
Sniper on the roof...
Spy, doing spy stuff (well paid of course)
Solider
Demoman keeping the guys off my lawn
Scout
Medic
Pyro
Heavy - As my frontline

Engineers... SGs for all
 

Lazzi

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quack35 said:
The Heavy, of course. He's hilarious, and he has a huge gun. He can take a lot of hits too.
Try taking him through airport security...
 
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The Shade said:
For a bodyguard? Surely the Heavy. No one is gonna fuck with you when you have a 300lb Russian packing a shotgun at your side.

Not to mention he could pummel an attacker to death with his bare fists. The only downside would be finding enough sandviches to keep him alert.
why would he use his bare fists when he has THE KILLING GLOVES OF BOXING!!!!
but seriously, i probably would pick the engee, so i could just set up shop in my house with a dispenser and a sentry with a couple of brewskies and we'd be fine.
 

[Gavo]

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Heavy, hands down. He has a massive minigun, a shotgun/uber sandvitch, and his fists/giant-ass boxing gloves. Plus he's huge. I can't imagine a better bodyguard. Except he has no brain, so he'd just guard me. I'd have a Spy/Sniper for surveillance purposes.
 

maddawg IAJI

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The solider would proably blow his legs up while on the job. The Heavy would be to expensive (400,000 for 12 seconds of bullets no thank you.) The Demoman and the Pyro would proably destroy you, The sniper,Medic,Spy or Engineer would be the best choice.
 

Flying-Emu

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xxhazyshadowsxx said:
The Announcer. Who's going to come within 20 feet of somebody shouting "STALEMATE!"
"The cart has almost reached the final terminus! AHA HA HA AHA HAAHAWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

She scares me...

But yeah. I'd probably have the Medic. With that badass needle gun and the pointy helmet? No one would dare come near me.

Although it would be incredibly awesome just to hear him scream "STANDING NEAR THE POINT DOES NOTHING! GET ON THE POINT, DOMPKOFF!"
 

Zayren

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Kollega said:
Calobi said:
What is this from? I feel like I'm missing some piece of Internet humor.
I got this joke about double reverse blah blah blah from TF2 wiki - it was there as a biography for the spy before Meet the Spy came out.
Yeah, I just horribly misquoted it. The "never really was on your side" bit is something he says in-game (sometimes) when you backstab someone.