Thank you, America.

[Optional Opinion]

What's Mountain Dew like? Maybe I should give it a try.

It's 'citrus..y' and I think it's also an energy drink. It's hard to describe as other drinks can't match the taste.

At the moment it's also fairly cheap compared to most of the other drinks, probably due to the lack of awareness.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

You forgive us...for Jersey Shore? I, an American, hate us for Jersey Shore!!

Anyway, no problem I guess. Can we have some of your jellied eel? Please?

 

[bdcjacko]

If you hate you teeth, mountain dew is amazing.

Also little known fact, mountain dew started off as an orange-lemon-lime soda. but now it is a rainbow of flavors and liquid crack.

 

[Jakub324]

Films, because Britian produces the occasional good one and the rest are shite.

 

[SextusMaximus]

You realise the whole "British Dental Care is shit" thing is a total fallacy right?

 

[Hungry Donner]

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Mountain Dew to our shores.

Your thanks is appreciated, no please please stop sending marmite across the pond.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

You are welcome. Glad to see someone appreciates America's accomplishments...

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Mountain Dew is atrocious. There are so many other things to thanks America for.

Like Exploratory majors at the Undergrad level for us Indecisive fucktards....

 

[ScoopMeister]

So what is mountain dew exactly? I apologise profusely for having never tried it.

What's Mountain Dew like? Maybe I should give it a try.

It's a soda pop that's distinct ingredients are orange juice and crotchtons of caffeine. Inexplicably, it's green and doesn't really taste like orange juice. Before redbull, monster, and all those 'energy drinks' came out it was the go to beverage for staying up all night.
They now make it in a variety of flavors. Including (i think) raspberry/ginsing, 'smooth citrus' (kinda like grapefruit creme soda), cherry, and orange.
They all have edgy names like 'voltage' or 'code red'

They're pretty tasty. In my occupation most people drink coffee religiously. I hate coffee and have always found mountain dew to be the way to go.

Thanks for clearing that up. Now I can get to trying it.

 

[WolfEdge]

No...

Thank you.

 

[Phlakes]

What's Mountain Dew like? Maybe I should give it a try.

It's like regular lemon-lime soda, but with 800 million times the high fructose corn syrup and caffeine.

...Huh. Think I'll give it a miss.

I think I forgot to add an "IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE".

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'd rather thank them for Hersheys peanut butter cups. Go'bless ya Yanks.

 

[Strife17O7]

I am a self appointed emissary of the English. I would like to say, we forgive you for throwing the tea into the Boston Harbour, we forgive you for having better dental care than us and we even forgive you for Jersey Shore *shudders*

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Mountain Dew to our shores.

I might be late in finding these bottles in our shop fridges, but I don't care. Thanks, these are some bloody good beverages.

I don't know how long Mountain Dew has been stocked in our shops but if you haven't tried any then I suggest you find some.

I would also like to thank you for making 'Family Feud' so we were able to copy you and make 'Family Fortunes', yes this was years ago but I would still like to say thank you, I grew up on Family Fortunes.

Ah...I suppose you're very welcome.
Dental and Mountain Dew...Something of a contradiction there. xD Anyway...you should try the rarified Throwback versions(Pepsi too) if you haven't already.
If they're available in your own part of the world, lestways. ;p

 

[Polock]

You are welcome..

..but may I recommend Coke? Pepsi?

Mountain Dew is horrible..

 

[DefinitelyPsychotic]

You're welcome!

 

[Shadowtek]

this is great, we finally did something good for someone (side note: Mountian Dew is great. We're glad you like it)

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

What's Mountain Dew?

 

[EdwardOrchard]

we forgive you for having better dental care than us

But they don't. Ours is actually better, despite the stereotype.

How do you rank a country's dental care? Seriously, like, how can you actually, possibly rank a country's dental care? By the number of dentists? Cheapest fillings? Kids with the most amount of metal in face?

I do agree that the British bad teeth stereotype is in fact, you know, a stereotype, but how does a country have better dental care?

 

[DevilWolf47]

Uh... are you referring to the soft drink, or have you run across a moonshiner?
Kidding. Mountain Dew made it's return to the U.K just last year, so don't feel guilty. That curious urine colored bottle of caffeine was only recently exported.

 

[Lyri]

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Mountain Dew to our shores.

I might be late in finding these bottles in our shop fridges, but I don't care. Thanks, these are some bloody good beverages.

I don't know how long Mountain Dew has been stocked in our shops but if you haven't tried any then I suggest you find some.

We used to sell mountain dew a long time ago, also the crap we get over in England is not the same as what is on sale here.
Unless we finally got

and not

Signed.

An Englishman in America slipping on Mountain Dew.