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Jabberwock King

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Being honest here, you always want what you don't have. I'm not very keen on the aftertaste of Mountain Dew, and I certainly don't want the "Jersey Shore", I've been to New Jersey and it's shores and it is nothing like that!
 

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Mountain Dew is fucking awesome! Jersey has appologized for their idiotic tv show countless times (and it still isn't enough), they should be drawn and quartered for it.

Also, your shitty queen/king deserved what we did to your tea, greedy bastards. =P
 

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Luke5515 said:
That you for the British Invasion(the music one) provided you are British.

Also, you probably shouldn't forgive us for Jersey Shore. We don't even forgive us for that one.
English is a subsidary of Britain.
 

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Optional Opinion said:
I am a self appointed emissary of the English. I would like to say, we forgive you for throwing the tea into the Boston Harbour, we forgive you for having better dental care than us and we even forgive you for Jersey Shore *shudders*
Actually, we have better dental care than them. It's well-documented.
 
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England has better dental care than America. The myth of British people having bad teeth is just one of those weird things to American media does along with making out like France have never won any wars ever.

Interestingly, that NHS things Mr Cameron is doing his best to get rid of is the reason we have better teeth, since the very reason it was made originally was to provide tooth and eyecare to the elderly.

Although seventy years later America may finally be about to catch up with us if they can all agree that giving money, food and healthcare to people who need it is a good thing. But it's like an abused spouse with Stockholm Syndrome, all they've experienced is being snubbed for so long that even the poor and desperate of America shun healthcare.

'Give me your tired, your poor. Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.' As long as they can make their own money, own their own beds, and afford their own air.
 

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Don't thank us yet. There was a recent news article about Kinder Eggs being banned here. Now times are hard when you have to smuggle chocolate treats with little toys into the country. Only in America...
 

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EdwardOrchard said:
Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
Optional Opinion said:
we forgive you for having better dental care than us
But they don't. Ours is actually better, despite the stereotype.
How do you rank a country's dental care? Seriously, like, how can you actually, possibly rank a country's dental care? By the number of dentists? Cheapest fillings? Kids with the most amount of metal in face?

I do agree that the British bad teeth stereotype is in fact, you know, a stereotype, but how does a country have better dental care?
Ours is done mostly under the NHS, which improves our dental hygiene considerably. Also we have an excellent private system for people going down that alleyway. Please also don't get angry at the NHS its a very good system
 

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Optional Opinion said:
I am a self appointed emissary of the English. I would like to say, we forgive you for throwing the tea into the Boston Harbour, we forgive you for having better dental care than us and we even forgive you for Jersey Shore *shudders*

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Mountain Dew to our shores.

I might be late in finding these bottles in our shop fridges, but I don't care. Thanks, these are some bloody good beverages.

I don't know how long Mountain Dew has been stocked in our shops but if you haven't tried any then I suggest you find some.

I would also like to thank you for making 'Family Feud' so we were able to copy you and make 'Family Fortunes', yes this was years ago but I would still like to say thank you, I grew up on Family Fortunes.

Your welcome. If you like Mountain Dew by the way, you need to try Mountain Dew White Out. You won't regret it.
 

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Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
Optional Opinion said:
we forgive you for having better dental care than us
But they don't. Ours is actually better, despite the stereotype.
Our teeth are straighter because of the wide use of braces. The actual number of cavities is roughly equal I think.
 

jhlip

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bulbasaur765 said:
Don't thank us yet. There was a recent news article about Kinder Eggs being banned here. Now times are hard when you have to smuggle chocolate treats with little toys into the country. Only in America...
I remember hearing about that.........seriously, this country is crazy sometimes.
 

tirone231

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You're welcome. Thank you for Monty Python, Dr. Who, and the original version of Whose Line is it Anyways...oh, and founding the original 13 colonies so that we could eventually have a country
 

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MelasZepheos said:
England has better dental care than America. The myth of British people having bad teeth is just one of those weird things to American media does along with making out like France have never won any wars ever.
To my knowledge, the French have won only 2 wars. One being against themselves (impossible for them to lose) and one in which they helped a british colony against the british because they were tired of their rule (The American revolution). Seeing as one was impossible for them to lose, they have really only won 1 war, even then they we're just helping out the Americans (although we did need it, technically they were only helping. Also, I MAY have forgotten some, but i'm pretty sure those are the only 2)
 

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No offense, but Mountain Dew is at best, a Sierra Mist, and it doesn't even taste as good as that. It's just overratted and disgusting. Just like Rootbeer (how the fuck does ANYONE like that kind of crap?)

kortin said:
MelasZepheos said:
England has better dental care than America. The myth of British people having bad teeth is just one of those weird things to American media does along with making out like France have never won any wars ever.
To my knowledge, the French have won only 2 wars. One being against themselves (impossible for them to lose) and one in which they helped a british colony against the british because they were tired of their rule (The American revolution). Seeing as one was impossible for them to lose, they have really only won 1 war, even then they we're just helping out the Americans (although we did need it, technically they were only helping. Also, I MAY have forgotten some, but i'm pretty sure those are the only 2)
What? There are countless European wars France fought in, like wars with Austria, wars with offshores colonies etc. First off Napoleon, that's one of the greatest military commanders in History, just steamrolling the enemy with a fraction of as many forces up until Russia where they decided fighting wasn't really worth it. Secondly there's the Franco-Austrian war where France ousted Habsburg control from North Italy There's also the conquering of Algeria and West Africa, WWI (they're not really given enough credit in that war seeing as though they actually contained an invasion by Germany), there's Free France etc. etc.

There are tons of wars France was in that I'm pretty sure you've never heard of. Which is typical with every major European nation since historically they're addicted to war.
 

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Warforger said:
No offense, but Mountain Dew is at best, a Sierra Mist, and it doesn't even taste as good as that. It's just overratted and disgusting. Just like Rootbeer (how the fuck does ANYONE like that kind of crap?)
I like mountain dew and rootbeer :(. However, one point in there is right, Sierra mist. UGH how can people not have a real lemon-lime soda (SPRITE) D:.