Thank you, America.

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Well, thank you for giving birth to our founding fathers.

Thank you for Four Lions.

Thank you SO MUCH for Monty Python.

Thank you for inventing the Evil British Accent.

 

[Eijarel]

no problem England, thank you back for the amusing rantings of Pat Condell.
guy is awesome.

 

[JezebelinHell]

You're welcome but I personally think Dr. Pepper is better. Also, we have Heritage Dr. Pepper and Throwback Mt. Dew that is made with REAL SUGAR instead of corn syrup. I highly recommend finding them both also.

Please send Mr. Kippling's Brambly Apple Pies in large quantities directly to my house in exchange for this information. I simply could not haul enough of them home with my after my visit years ago.

 

[FamoFunk]

Mountain Dew is gross, you can take it back!

 

[Comma-Kazie]

I think my country has done far more (to your culture, to your language, to your empire, etc.) than can be properly apologized for.

But you're welcome, regardless.

 

[ThePilgrim101]

I get sick of "I thank a country", this stuff you know. You are one person, you DON'T represent a nation. You DON'T thank a country for something someone has invented there, you thank the person! I'm sorry, but this is just something I no longer have tolerance for. It's senseless IMO.

mfG diebane

Get over it.

We thank France for the statue of Liberty. Some people also thank God for everything that happens.

Let me say his thanks. Don't get in a tizzy.

 

[Sparrow]

Don't thank them, they're the lesser country! ENGLAND! ENGLAND!

 

[EeveeElectro]

I get the feeling I'm the only one of my friends (maybe in the wurrllldd?!) who doesn't like it.
My friends go bat-shit crazy for it, but I think it tastes like co-codemol. It's absolutely vile.

 

[penguindude42]

your welcome, now start hating Canada for releasing the terror that is justin beiber onto the world.

I tried to warn them about that can, but noooooo...
They just had to open it, releasing the aforementioned white noise spewing androgynous tentacle demon with 20 vaginas. And each time he is allowed to sing, a new vagina is added onto the pile.

In short, I am terribly sorry. So very, very, very sorry.

-TOM

 

[FalloutJack]

I am a self appointed emissary of the English. I would like to say, we forgive you for throwing the tea into the Boston Harbour, we forgive you for having better dental care than us and we even forgive you for Jersey Shore *shudders*

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Mountain Dew to our shores.

I might be late in finding these bottles in our shop fridges, but I don't care. Thanks, these are some bloody good beverages.

I don't know how long Mountain Dew has been stocked in our shops but if you haven't tried any then I suggest you find some.

I would also like to thank you for making 'Family Feud' so we were able to copy you and make 'Family Fortunes', yes this was years ago but I would still like to say thank you, I grew up on Family Fortunes.

They tell me that you can still find Mt. Dew's superior - Surge - in Norway. You're alot closer than I am to the place, so maybe you could find out and try it as well.

 

[Dfskelleton]

As said earlier, thank you for Monty Python. They're much funnier than most of the comedians we produce, even to this day.

 

[superbatranger]

I'd rather thank them for Hersheys peanut butter cups. Go'bless ya Yanks.

They are quite tasty, aren't they?

 

[Atmos Duality]

No, thank you United Kingdom. For giving us Simon Pegg and Nick Frost; Two men who still understand the concept of comedic delivery in an age of hacks, lackwits, shock-artists, and gutter-humor.

 

[Bocaj2000]

Wow, thank you for that.
I laughed hard, and am sorry you got probation for it.

funny thing is that the reasoning was because it was a meme, not because it was rude. Go figure-

Glad I made you laugh though. It perfect describes my feelings for this inane thread, and I'm glad you agree^^

 

[Strife17O7]

Hooray for Trolls!

I want to thank America for dragging us into an illegal war and then ruinning our economy by lending money to people who couldn't possibly afford it and then hiking up there intreast rates to such a degree that they they couldn't even afford to pay the intreast so they could steal there homes. Also I really want to thank them for stealing all our pension money. Yeah Mountain Dew is really worth it.

HOORAY TROLLS!!! GO YOU!

 

[Death God]

Your welcome. And thank you for BBC, I guess?

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

I tried bottled Dew, kinda tasted like crap.

Came over here and had a can, now I make sure I always have some whilst I'm over here. It'll be a sad day when I go home. I'll have to order some to get it.

This shit is like liquid crack.

It must be god-made if the bottled Dew really tastes like crap to you. It's still the best soda in my opinion and i haven't even tried the tin can one. I must find some..NOW!

 

[BGH122]

I am a self appointed emissary of the English. I would like to say, we forgive you for throwing the tea into the Boston Harbour, we forgive you for having better dental care than us and we even forgive you for Jersey Shore *shudders*

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Mountain Dew to our shores.

I might be late in finding these bottles in our shop fridges, but I don't care. Thanks, these are some bloody good beverages.

I don't know how long Mountain Dew has been stocked in our shops but if you haven't tried any then I suggest you find some.

I would also like to thank you for making 'Family Feud' so we were able to copy you and make 'Family Fortunes', yes this was years ago but I would still like to say thank you, I grew up on Family Fortunes.

Why the hell are you thanking them? They should be thanking us!

They gave us mountain dew? We gave them empiricism and therefore science and therefore every invention they'll ever invent! Were it not for our science pioneers, Locke, Hume, Newton and so on they'd have nothing.

They gave us Family Feud? We gave them television! Were it not for Willoughby Smith they'd not even have the damn idiot box.

They freed themselves of our reign? We gave them George Washington! Were it not for John Washington, an Englishman, they'd still be ours. They think they're an independent nation? No, they're our prodigal sons.

Dear America,

You tried to break free of English influence? The only thing you've broken is our hearts.

 

[kuyo]

we haven't forgiven ourselves for Jersey Shore yet.