Thank you, America.

[SodaDew]

I suppose we owe you too, thank you UK for tea, James Bond, and my 1969 MG

 

[Grond Strong]

What is better dental care? The ability to let someone go into one's mouth with sharp, torturous tools and scrape around holes in one's teeth asking if indeed it hurts? You can have it.

As for Mountain Dew? Yes, it was brilliant, and you are welcome for that. However I would recommend watching your consumption intake. Rumor has it that it lessens the mass of objects that one would like to keep um... well... their current size.

As for the tea? We are not sorry for that. I was there dressed as a Native American dumping loads of tea into rapidly color-changing Boston Harbor. It was a blast. I am sorry it inconvenienced you though. The lack of tea for all you chaps must have been frightening.

The rumor? Yes, the rumor in elementary schools all around the nation. I remember hearing that back in the 80's. I assure you that Yellow #5 has been thoroughly researched and it doesn't have any effect on... that area. Spreading that rumor is just something that elementary school children do.

But EVERYONE knows that elementary rumors are true!! I mean c'mon! Koodies,Boogeymen, and Mutant Ninja Turtles are all real too! But don't tell me you doubt these hard facts.

Actually I was trying to make a funny. Apparently I failed.

 

[Bobbity]

Thank you America, for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Oh, and Apple. Also, Craig Ferguson in a strange sort of way.

And McDonalds.
And Subway.
And for the video games industry.

And for existing, basically. You guys have done a remarkable amount in the last century, even if your politicians today are all utter fuckwits.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

This is the first thread where people admit that America isn't full of idiots.
Thank you, even if you are lying.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Eh, I think Mountain Dew is so overhyped. Dr. Pepper, man, that's where the stuff is.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

And we thank you for giving birth to us and for all the awesome TV shows we now copy and the good music and good comedy. I'd like to think it's a good relationship when everybody plays nice

 

[Icaruss]

Thanks for warhammer 40k and yathzee

 

[SilentCom]

You are welcome..

..but may I recommend Coke? Pepsi?

Mountain Dew is horrible..

Depends on the flavor IMO. There are a bunch of new flavors, not just the original greenish yellow color. I rather like the blue one although I don't remember what it was called...

 

[triggrhappy94]

Don't mention it, any time.

 

[Ph33nix]

mtn dew is probably the greatest drink ever seriously its caffeine amount rocks and it keep me awake during comp sci class

 

[darkdraconus]

Mountain Dew: Diluted 7-Up/Sprite.
Personally, I can't stand Mountain Dew. Also; it's been stocked in shops here in the UK since about February last year.

 

[mysecondlife]

My favorite fruity soda is Cactus-Cooler

According to wikipedia, they don't sell this drink outside SW of US.

shame..

EDIT: as for Mountain Dew.. yeah it's alright I guess.

 

[Projo]

Boston Harbour

And we forgive you for still using the outdated and inefficient form of English and not moving on and contributing to the streamlined American version, helping to make the language both more understandable to people learning it, and more in line with the very rules for the language you invented. Or, wait. Since I'm forgiving you, I should word that politely, in a way you'd understand.

And we fourgive you four still using the outdated and inefficient fourm ouf English and nout mouving oun and countributing tou the streamlined American versioun, helping tou make the language bouth more understandable tou peouple learning it, and moure in line with the very rules for the language you invented.

 

[Vault101]

I remeber in Australia you could only really find mountain dew and 7-up at KFC

I would like to thank america for....%95 of my entertainment

 

[Blank Verse]

Thanks for John Maynard Keynes.

Hopefully America will employ more of his thinking in the future.

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

Oh, hey, America is still good for something...also, ff this is worthy of thanks, I wonder how thankful you'll be when you find out how fun V8s are

Mate, Australia never forgot:

 

[Drexlor]

If there is one thing we know its horribly unhealthy food.

 

[Dimitriov]

D: I'll take a crab juice!


Because someone had to do it.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Out of all the thing to thank America for, out of all our amazing accomplishments you pick a soft drink?

Duuuuuuude, but we also created the Double Down!

We revolutionized bread...by making it chicken.

 

[guchifaN7]

Whilst Mountain Dew is good...I implore you to try and acquire some Faygo.

BTW, what are the alternian shipping and handling rates?