I have a friend who's actually a pretty rad guy most of the time, but he's an insufferable troll. Once we were in a Tim Hortons (Coffee shop for the non Canadians among you,) and he noticed me putting money into a donation box for a charity associated with Terry Fox. (I'm pretty sure Terry Fox is notable outside of Canada, but if not, he's pretty much a huge hero here. He ran partway across Canada on one leg to raise money for Cancer research, before he was brought down by his own Cancer. He died not long after giving up his run, so yeah, like a huge Martyr type hero here.) Anyhow, my friend decided it was troll time, and began to loudly talk about how he thought Terry Fox was a scammer, and that he spent all the money he raised on hookers and booze, etc etc. Everyone in the Timmies instantly started staring at us. I'm pretty sure an old dude in line was about to tear a strip off us before I grabbed my donuts and absconded. Like I said, generally a good friend, but a terrible troll.
That dick of a friend.
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i live in scotland and pretty much everyone here uses banter in ye olde meaninge.Baradiel said:
i'm assuming you live in England in which case i'll get back to preparing my UCAS form to go to university.
for free.
Huh... not around me they don't. Most people who know me, know that I have a very very thin temper and I would've:Mad Stalin said:
without a second thought, friend or not.DaWaffledude said:
Call me a humourless fag, but I believe in decorum and context sensitivity. Like it or not, you are under no obligation to be my friend.
OT: No, for reasons detailed above.
apparently it means something different if you can miss a day of school to chase a pig up the street because a cow let them out.El Poncho said:
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yes that happened.
How old are these "Friends" of yours 10? Dude you need new Friends>.> who don't play such stupid games.
Very much so I had a girl who I was about to sleep with the first girl I had been anywhere close to getting and my so called best mate who I have supported in many relationships major league cock blocked me and stitched up two of his other mates who had to walk all the way back home which was about a 2 hour walk for them just top stop me for no reason.
they are, the cow busted down the gates and the pigs ran off.El Poncho said:
but my farmer friend went back and the cow, a couple more pigs and some chickens were just sitting in the garden.
presumably doing this:
highland cows have a shockingly similar face to troll-face.
The upside of not having many friends is that I don't have to deal with people like that. But I'm sorry to hear it, and like everyone else I'll just say to ditch the prick, if you really like the girl and he knows it what he did was out of order.
The best way of getting the message across is a knee to the bollocks and an elbow to the face, really.
But if you explain stuff to the girl everything should be okay. Regardless, the guy's a dick.
The best way of getting the message across is a knee to the bollocks and an elbow to the face, really.
But if you explain stuff to the girl everything should be okay. Regardless, the guy's a dick.
I'm curious as to how someone can fake an erection for someone else.
It's quite easy to disprove by ... standing up and revealing a distinct lack of trouser tent.
And on topic.
Nope, no friends like that.
Well, don't know to be honest there are 5 of us that have grown up together and we don't get shamed by anything really. Someone points at another and yells "he's got a boner" then that person is more than likely going to lob out his man tackle to prove it either way.
This from 5 blokes who went on a pub crawl through Padiham and Burnley wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts.
It's quite easy to disprove by ... standing up and revealing a distinct lack of trouser tent.
And on topic.
Nope, no friends like that.
Well, don't know to be honest there are 5 of us that have grown up together and we don't get shamed by anything really. Someone points at another and yells "he's got a boner" then that person is more than likely going to lob out his man tackle to prove it either way.
This from 5 blokes who went on a pub crawl through Padiham and Burnley wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts.
My boyfriend has one of those friends, but not in a joking kind of way. Just in a whinier/bitchier than a woman with raging PMS kind of way. He kept harassing me for the longest time for going out with my boyfriend, saying things like "the only reason why you won't break up with him is because you don't think it'll hurt him enough" and other SERIOUSLY nasty things. And he's still friends with the guy too. He's just so obnoxiously whiny that it's easier to just ignore him or play along than it is to tell him to shut up.
oh you crazy kids. friends harass each other. If you were that sensitive then you wouldn't survive any competitive game with us(especially risk or axis and allies). making you feel uncomfortable to throw you off is the point. we'd give each other the shirt off our backs if you survive because friends help each other, but really... no sissies with easily hurt feelings allowed. nobody likes walking on eggshells. one dick move while talking to a girl shouldn't ruin your chances if she shares those same feelings friend.
Ah yes I had plenty of those friends, there is an easy solution, tell them to fuck off with a completely straight face.
One guy pulled the "boner prank" on me aswell, but he actually grabbed my dick and then announced to the whole classroom I got a stiffy... that friendships ended with some nasty bruises, it's actually a far better deterant then words.
One guy pulled the "boner prank" on me aswell, but he actually grabbed my dick and then announced to the whole classroom I got a stiffy... that friendships ended with some nasty bruises, it's actually a far better deterant then words.
I really hope those people aren't your friends. Otherwise, sir, you need to find some better friends. If my friends did that, I'd kick them from my circle instantly. I don't have time to deal with pricks like that, nor would I want to be associated with people that do immature things like that.
To answer, no, I've never had an experience like that. My friends know not to do anything dumb like that. I'd probably knock their teeth in.
To answer, no, I've never had an experience like that. My friends know not to do anything dumb like that. I'd probably knock their teeth in.
a short story once i had a hard on in a music lesson then to take the piss i nudged my friend and starting stroking it( not actully getting it out) and Started laughing so hard i nearly fell off my chair. BTW some times im a bit of a dick to my friends but i so are they some times.