"THAT didn't kill him?"

[The_ModeRazor]

Ever heard of this one guy named Rasputin?
He got poisoned (debated - poison could've cooked away during the baking of the cake).
He was shot many times. Many.
He was also stabbed a few times.
Then he was shot and stabbed some more, then tucked away into a rug and threwn into the river.
He managed to get himself out of the rug and avoid drowning, only to die from freezing to death in the cold river.

Yes, people, we did kill Satan.
Update on mah thoughts:
That would mean... we nailed our God to a stick and cheered as he died, then murdered the crap out of Satan.
Are we free yet?

 

[Torque669]

Might want to put a big spoiler warning up there

OT: Why, Boromir of course, in one of the best death scenes of cinema history.

If I was Lurtz, I would have walked up and grabbed a sword and just slashed away at his body like the Pint Sized Slasher.

However Bond Movies have alot of these problems. On "The Spy who Loved me" Jaws gets crushed underneath several hundred tons of rocks and gets out and still manages to rip Bond's van apart and get slammed into a wall by it twice before being left in the middle of a desert and he still comes back for the next movie.

James Bond himself gets shot by 3 people all armed with assault rifles and he still survives with no marks. No explanation given either.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

In Uncharted 2 Nathan and Sully jump straight off a 200ft cliff and swim away while joking around. They should be DEAD as a DUCK in a D.....D.....DART BOARD!

 

[LordLoudmouth]

In the Book of Eli, in the starting minutes the protagonist gets into a fight with some highwaymen. Now he chops ones arm of a he tells his partners to "hug him" aka shocked way of "kill him".
Eli cuts down all but one guy with a gas mask and a chainsaw by one or two hits, but the chainsaw guy gets his gut sliced open several times and dies only once his both arms are cut and a giant blade struck trhough his chest.
Did he have some super power arms or was his guts made out of granite?

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Ever heard of this one guy named Rasputin?
He got poisoned (debated - poison could've cooked away during the baking of the cake).
He was shot many times. Many.
He was also stabbed a few times.
Then he was shot and stabbed some more, then tucked away into a rug and thrown into the river.
He managed to get himself out of the rug and avoid drowning, only to die from freezing to death in the cold river.

Yes, people, we did kill Satan.

Also his body was supposedly moving around when they burnt it.

 

[Communist partisan]

Terminator, I know it's a robot but wtf.... metal can't be that strong if it isn't made of gods shit or something and it's NOT!

 

[Sovvolf]

Ever heard of this one guy named Rasputin?
He got poisoned (debated - poison could've cooked away during the baking of the cake).
He was shot many times. Many.
He was also stabbed a few times.
Then he was shot and stabbed some more, then tucked away into a rug and threwn into the river.
He managed to get himself out of the rug and avoid drowning, only to die from freezing to death in the cold river.

Yes, people, we did kill Satan.

He even sat up in his own cremation (Though this has been explained. The guys preforming the cremation were amateurs and didn't bleed the corpse correctly so when the blood got hot... The corpse stood up.).

 

[Thrashgrinder]

One time The Punisher Got shot 6 times in the chest with a revolver from a point-blank distance. Kept walking and choked the dude, then walked 2 blockes to his home and collapsed on the door. Yeah...

 

[Chris^^]

Anakin from Star Wars Ep3. How the hell did he survive getting both legs and an arm cut off, then being set on fire by lava!?!!?

yeah I never got that, it lights him on fire but then goes out again without even burning off all his clothes.. WHAT THE HELL!!!?

 

[Dfskelleton]

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[Casual Shinji]

How about Robocop? At the start he gets shredded into tiny pieces and lives (after a fashion).

That was one of the first medical impossibilities that came to my mind, but I think that scene was more about the shock effect then anything else. And it works, that scene still makes me uncomfortable when I watch it.

The one scene that always gets me in Robocop is where poor Kenny gets absolutely minced by ED-209's armor-piercing machine guns and the first response anyone gives afterward is, "Somebody wanna call a Goddamn paramedic!"

 

[Chris^^]

Captain Rhodes in Day of the Dead.
He does eventually die, but he manages to tell the zombies to choke on his intestines as they pull them out.

I don't think that's actually too OTT, I mean he gets hit by small calibre rounds and is obviously in quite severe pain from it, though I reckon getting torn in half would end it then and there, but he's too badass for that.

 

[teutonicman]

What did you expect, all the whiskey in him reduces the pain.

 

[erto101]

In Transporter the main character survives a plane crash

 

[Casual Shinji]

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Not only does he crawl across the flat, but manages to survive, conscious, for probably at least an hour until Ness arrives, then gives him the evidence just before he dies.

What surprised me about that was that when Ness enters the the house you see this 3-foot wide blood smear all across this long corridor. So I figure Ness discovers his corpse and vows revenge, but he enters the room and Connery is still alive eventhough it looks like a herd of sheep has been slaughtered in his hallway.

 

[Jedoro]

Spoiler: Machete

When Michelle Rodriguez' character gets shot in the eye, but the bullet doesn't go through her eye and kill her.

 

[derelict]

Marv from Sin City, that guy was made of granite.

Oh lord this. Very this. Funniest part in the movies "Is that the best you can do ya pansies?" Apparently electricity needs to eat its Wheaties.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Killing Floor. Damn those Fleshpounders. They are so hard to kill for every class besides Demos and Sharpshooters.

Me and my friend were once in a Fleshpound only server, we managed to survive 15 minutes and kill around 40 of them. Hooray for grenade spam!

 

[Wintermoot]

Jason from Jason X je has been blown up several times but keeps coming back

 

[I Max95]

Anakin from Star Wars Ep3. How the hell did he survive getting both legs and an arm cut off, then being set on fire by lava!?!!?

man i loved that part, cheered me up alot

mine is from the movie V for Vendetta

Spoiler

after V takes a whole room full of gunners all emptying their clips into him and alot of them even going straight through his vest he still has all the strength left in the world to slit them all up and give the last guy a speech, walked what could be for several minutes and talk for another minute with Evy before finnally dying, not something you can do with several bullets lodged in your chest

another thing in the TERRIBLE movie that was dragon wars a character gets shot straight through the chest and in the very next shot is completely fine and no one even cares he was just shot, the wound was never treated or even noticed not even by the man that was shot...the filmakers just forgot they shot him