That f*cking trophy/achievement.

[MonsterZero74]

Champagne! from MotoGP 09/10. Win a race against a full grid of human riders.

A terrible trophy to try and get since Capcom have no dedicated servers for multiplayer, the race has to be hosted by the user while a minimum of 20 other people have to join.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

_________ Ally in Mass Effect.

NO. No I will not nearly 100% the game 3 times, Bioware. FUCK. YOU.

 

[Yagharek]

Completing COD 3-5 on veteran, they are three achievements no one should be able to get

I beat ,modern warfare 1 on veteran... I know what you mean that was the hardest achivement I have ever obtained.

I never got untouchables.

Really? I didn't find MW1 that hard to beat, though I did play it quite a lot. Easier than cod5 certainly. 4 has hard bits, but they can usually be beaten by tactics. 5 is harder just because it comes more down to luck. For example, my team line a trench. German guy runs past, straught for me. He ignores the 7-8 of them, and they ignore him. AI in that game is dodgy. Likewise, grenade spam is really prominent, makes it more on luck. Cod4 is hard, but 5 is just frustrating.

Though i'm biased. I enjoyed 4 more, and so played it more. Though when I got 5, i'd already beaten 4. I found getting better at 4 much more rewarding than getting better at 5, because on 5 you die because of random stuff lots anyhow.

First time I beat 4 I took a while, though I had no internet set up at the time, so was much more focused. Came back and beat in again recently, in a much shorter time. You can figure out tactics for beating almost every bit of 4. 5 didn't seem to have this, which frustrated me.

Though the signle most irritating achievement that i've actually managed is the mile high club one. I died lots on that one. Didn't take all that long, since it's such a short level, but I died a ridiculous amount of times.

 

[Sephychu]

If anything Big Pharma and it's equivalents in TF2. This is only because I don't stoop to using farming servers, I try to get them the intended way.

I love the game enough to be 1/4 of the way to getting that achievement.

After TWO. HUNDRED. HOURS.

 

[subtlefuge]

Mill Worker from Fallout 3 is surprisingly more tedious than it sounds. I found 99 and retraced my steps 5 times just to find the one I needed turned upside down and smushed in the dirt. Thanks Bethesda,

 

[mew4ever23]

The fucking Little Rocket Man achievement in fucking Half-Life episode two made me so fucking mad by the time I got that fucking gnome to the fucking rocket ship. Fuck!

Other than that, not really.The achievements in FFXIII miffed me a little miffed and I gave up on them, specifically the ones that can only be gotten by grinding and grinding and grinding some more. Excuse my language, but those achievements were just too gosh darn frustrating!

Yeah. I'm not lugging a garden gnome through the whole game for a Steam Achievement.

 

[jopomeister]

Yeah, I only have MW2, Halo 3 and Lego Batman. Oh yeah, Gears of War too, but fuck that game.
I'd probably have to say the achievement for getting 3 stars on every Spec Ops mission (MW2). I HATE THOSE GOD DAMN DOGS.

 

[shootdown]

All the flags in AC1, the feathers weren't bad in 2, and at least you got in game rewards (small as they were). but there were over 400 flags in all...

 

[No-Superman10]

MGS4, ingame achievment i believe, makes u go through teh game without being detected or killing a single enemy(when possible, but it might aswell not be) and if u do get caught u cant just reload ur game. u have to quit game or turn off the system and then load the game making it that more tedius. If u ever got this, u are a god of invisisbility and invisible to the opposite sex aswell.

There were achievements on MGS4? What where do I get them?

There are no trophies, just in-game challenges you have to complete for unlockables, the one he mentioned is the "Big Boss" emblem challenge, which is to go through the entire game;
-Without dying
-Without using a health item (Rations ect.)
-Under 8 hours
-Without being seen AT ALL
-Without killing anyone (Tranq. only, including bosses)

 

[No-Superman10]

Out of the Blue in Portal: Still Alive. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

What are you talking about? I have all but the challenge achievements in Portal and none are called "Out of the Blue"

Xbox version has this

 

[RowdyRodimus]

The Simpson's Games Easiest Acheivement Ever, man I worked on that thing for months until one day my controller fell over and my chair leg pressed the start button.

 

[RanD00M]

None for me.I don't really care for trophies.Sure,it's nice to get them.But I don't go off and try to get them.

 

[NIHILHATE]

53,594. This is a LIE.

 

[swolf]

MGS4, ingame achievment i believe, makes u go through teh game without being detected or killing a single enemy(when possible, but it might aswell not be) and if u do get caught u cant just reload ur game. u have to quit game or turn off the system and then load the game making it that more tedius. If u ever got this, u are a god of invisisbility and invisible to the opposite sex aswell.

There were achievements on MGS4? What where do I get them?

Not an achievement, but that's how you get the Big Boss camo, IIRC.

Again, I have the patience nor the time to complete this.

Oh THATS how you get?! Whats wrong with Hideo?!

If I may quote:

"The Japanese are seriously sadistic when it comes to punishing people who buy their games. This has always been true."

- A G.I reader who knows what they're talking about​

And yet they hide their sadism behind a veil of cuteness...cruel and unusual.
Um, I normally don't go after acheievements. If I get them, cool. If not, oh well. The only one I can think of that I'm trying to get are the ones in RDR (single player, I don't have XBL) but that's just to extend my play time. I liked the story and hated to see it end (don't get me wrong, I am glad that they didn't drag it out as well).

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Any achievement that requires... "Friends".

I don't have many friends on any of my friend lists, and barely any have the games I play. So I say that all game achievements can be gotten in stupid amounts of time, but when you bring in friend achievements, I can never get it.

For specific achievements:

Neighborhood Watch - Half-Life 2: Episode 2 (save all buildings in the Strider battle)
One Free Bullet - Half-Life 2: Episode 1 (complete the game firing only one shot)(not really hard, I know, it's just that I don't want to replay the game and face the citizen escort part armed with an RPG, Gravity Gun and grenades)
Chest Candy - MAG (earn every ribbon, many including killing 30 enemies in a round with x gun)
There is no I in Squad - Bad Company 1 (have twenty people spawn on you in one life)
Blunt Trama - Team Fortress 2 (have a Heavy get two melee kills in one Ubercharge

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Yeah, I only have MW2, Halo 3 and Lego Batman. Oh yeah, Gears of War too, but fuck that game.
I'd probably have to say the achievement for getting 3 stars on every Spec Ops mission (MW2). I HATE THOSE GOD DAMN DOGS.

Actaully, co-op with a someone else and it's easier. If you fuck up and die, the friend will revive you, and get incapitated by a dog, your friend can shoot it off.

Took a few sessions and and several hours, but my friend and I were able to get it.

 

[Dragonblade146]

100% in Bionicle heros. I swear to fucking god. I'm sitting at 99.9% with EVERYTHING complete, not a thing I can do. And I can't find it. I simply want it to get the damn 1000 gamer score.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Out of the Blue in Portal: Still Alive. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

What are you talking about? I have all but the challenge achievements in Portal and none are called "Out of the Blue"

It's only in the version of Portal that you can download from the XBLA. The achievement requires you to only enter the orange portal once you can use both, hence "Out of the Blue." I was able to do it until the one part where you have to continually shoot portals down in that huge room with acid at the bottom towards the end of the game. You know, where you shoot one down on a platform, then one down a big hole, then you jump into the hole and fly up and out of the platform, and then you shoot one onto the next platform. It's possible to only come out of blue portals there, but you need to hit two portals down VERY accurately in slightly less than two seconds.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

If anything Big Pharma and it's equivalents in TF2. This is only because I don't stoop to using farming servers, I try to get them the intended way.

I love the game enough to be 1/4 of the way to getting that achievement.

After TWO. HUNDRED. HOURS.

I've gotten both Big Pharma and Division of Labor in my first 100 hours of the game. How, I have no clue, most likely a shitty team and the fact my Heavy had Sasha. As for doing it as Heavy, the Medic who healed me was a hacker, and somehow was able to get 3 consectutive ubercharges, along with us getting the intel and getting all crits.

However, Tartin Spartan and Chief of Staff is where the shit gets tough.

Tartin Spartan - cause 1,000,000 damage points in explosions. This isn't with all classes, this is only with the Demoman. You can't be a Soldier, Engineer or Pyro and get the blast damage, only Demoman.
Chief of Staff - heal 1,000,000 units of damage. Fuck.