"That Was Deep!" "No, You're Just Stupid."

[Zero-Vash]

I know a guy through a friend who seems to spend most of his time in his own little world. We were talking about the show Arrested Development (which is awesome) and at one point in the conversation he blurted out "Who, Superman?".
We actually had to unravel the maze-like path of illogic to figure out what he was talking about:
-Michael Cera is in Arrested Development
-Michael Cera has an online web-show called Clark and Michael
-Clark from the webshow shares the same name as Clark Kent
-Clark Kent is superman

No joke, this was how he came to the conclusion that superman was involved.

I can understand that. I make a lot and I mean A LOT of jumps like that. That would be considered a short trip for me. Now I don't blurt out something like that. I would just say something relevant to Superman, not think that was who was part of the conversation

 

[LongAndShort]

A mate of mine once said red cars go faster. Seriously. We were in Year ten I believe.

He explained it that it was because red paint is lighter.

We have never let him live it down.

 

[slowpoke999]

Not stupid, but some guy in my class got owned by his own statement.
-I don't know what he was talking about exactly, something about mathematics and how nothing in mathematics is straight and that if you add 5km onto everything you'll see the curve blah blah.
-So another guy says, there's got to be something that's perfectly straight
-Nope nothing is straight
-You're not straight
-I know I'm not straight

Oh man that was a riot

 

[Johnmw]

As an Englishman abroad in Jamaica I encountered two of the most perfect stereotypes possible (Notice I said stereotypes before you flame at me). Two cheerleaders from somewhere near Las Vegas; I was entertained by conversations such as :

"Wow your from London?! you speak such good English I've got to tell my French teacher about you!"
and:
"Wow! England! That's in France Isn't it?".

As an Englishman my only response was to FACEPALM.
They must have forgotten, or not been taught, about the HUNDRED YEAR WAR between France and England.
Ah well I died next to a Jamaican swimming pool in fits of laughter, needless to say they didn't understand why .

(Note: I understand that not all Americans are this dumb; It'e just fun to run into stereotypes now and again)

 

[Reaper69lol]

Have you ever met anyone who is just THAT kind of stupid. There is no other way to describe the stupid, they're just THAT kind of stupid.

The kind of person that will post quotes on Facebook that they can't comprehend beyond a third grade level, who will look at you with an "lolwut?" face after uttering a word with more than 2 syllables?

Stories please.

Oh man, facebook is full of those! Observe:
Random Name #1- shud probs du sum more study! can i be fuked? fuk that! du i want to pass? yes but .........grrrrr supose i shud make an effort lol xx ( With great spelling, I bet You can pass...)
Random Name #2- I hate politics. Why can't WE vote for what we want? Not some old fucking wankers screwing shit up. ( No knowledge about politics what so ever, why bother humiliating yourself?)
Another interesting story would be, my friend calling me and trying to convince me that if you work at pizza hut, You are entitled to free pizza.......grats dum dum.

 

[Caligulove]

One of my favorite exchanges from college.
Friend 1, "Ian": Hey, well... could God make another God, since he's all powerful and all knowing?"
Friend 2, "Charlie": "....shut the fuck up, Ian"


ANYTIME someone asks the question of
"if a tree falls and no ones around to hear it, does it make a sound???" *deep, wide eyed look of a "wise saying*
... of course it fucking does.

*a lot of philosophy majors I know in college... most are just quiet hipster jack offs who think that a goatee and pursuit of a useless degree makes them deep

 

[Joshic Shin]

in my junior year of high school we once made a person who never uttered a curse word do the I am Sofa King We Todd ed bit but she still denies to this day we made her "fuck"

i am confused as fuck by this, can please explain in more clarity?

Say the phrase to yourself slowly. The repeat only saying it a little bit faster, repeat again going faster still. You'll eventually realize you're saying "I am so fucking retarded"

oh good.

to be honest, i thought forced to her to have sex with you for being a dumbass XD.

boy was i wrong.

you sir have earned a giant [HEADING=1]*FACEPALM*[/HEADING]

Meh, I could see the problem. You did end with, "we made her 'fuck'" I think that you, good sir, also deserve a giant
[HEADING=1]*FACEPALM*[/HEADING]

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

in my junior year of high school we once made a person who never uttered a curse word do the I am Sofa King We Todd ed bit but she still denies to this day we made her "fuck"

i am confused as fuck by this, can please explain in more clarity?

Say the phrase to yourself slowly. The repeat only saying it a little bit faster, repeat again going faster still. You'll eventually realize you're saying "I am so fucking retarded"

oh good.

to be honest, i thought forced to her to have sex with you for being a dumbass XD.

boy was i wrong.

you sir have earned a giant [HEADING=1]*FACEPALM*[/HEADING]

Meh, I could see the problem. You did end with, "we made her 'fuck'" I think that you, good sir, also deserve a giant
[HEADING=1]*FACEPALM*[/HEADING]

Yes i know i realized that after he first quoted that statement. BAD PROOFREADING SKILLS BAD

 

[Gauntes]

I know a guy through a friend who seems to spend most of his time in his own little world. We were talking about the show Arrested Development (which is awesome) and at one point in the conversation he blurted out "Who, Superman?".
We actually had to unravel the maze-like path of illogic to figure out what he was talking about:
-Michael Cera is in Arrested Development
-Michael Cera has an online web-show called Clark and Michael
-Clark from the webshow shares the same name as Clark Kent
-Clark Kent is superman

No joke, this was how he came to the conclusion that superman was involved.

grated, he's not stupid... but a bit deviant...

Similarly, one of my friend has a tendency to answer only partially.

I tell him 'good morning'
he says 'morning is good because your family can have breakfast together'

since he does it so often, it's kinda hard to make out what he says most of the times.

 

[dududf]

in my junior year of high school we once made a person who never uttered a curse word do the I am Sofa King We Todd ed bit but she still denies to this day we made her "fuck"

She still denies that she slept with you?

What?

Might wanna edit that. I've reread it 7 times, and it still doesn't make any sense >.<

 

[Bellvedere]

A girl (named Suzy, maybe it is the same lass) once asked out biology teacher if, in that special stage in time where the Great Barrier Reef unleashes sperm into the ocean, a woman swimming in it at the time would become pregnant.

Half-man, half-coral. Like the Thing from Fantastic 4.

That would be incredible. Why can't humans breed with coral... Damn you science!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

in my junior year of high school we once made a person who never uttered a curse word do the I am Sofa King We Todd ed bit but she still denies to this day we made her "fuck"

She still denies that she slept with you?

What?

Might wanna edit that. I've reread it 7 times, and it still doesn't make any sense >.<

I know i should but it's funny to see people's reactions to it. I can't make myself stop laughing enough to do so.

 

[A Weary Exile]

a friend of mine still to this day reuses to believe that a platypus is a real animal

I had a friend like that too, I drew him a picture and everything, but eventually I convinced him...then we proceeded to draw forty-foot tires, machine guns, laser beams, and samurai swords on our brand new Deathapus (Like a death palatypus, geddit?).

 

[mcpop9]

I was on Garry's mod . org and there was a level that put you inside the human body
Here is how the post went
Person1:I like to throw grenades into the heart
Person2:Where is the heart?
Person3:You got to be F***ing kidding me.....

 

[dududf]

in my junior year of high school we once made a person who never uttered a curse word do the I am Sofa King We Todd ed bit but she still denies to this day we made her "fuck"

She still denies that she slept with you?

What?

Might wanna edit that. I've reread it 7 times, and it still doesn't make any sense >.<

I know i should but it's funny to see people's reactions to it. I can't make myself stop laughing enough to do so.

Hmmm

Add "on top of the sky" after "fuck" if you REALLY want to fuck with our minds.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

in my junior year of high school we once made a person who never uttered a curse word do the I am Sofa King We Todd ed bit but she still denies to this day we made her "fuck"

She still denies that she slept with you?

What?

Might wanna edit that. I've reread it 7 times, and it still doesn't make any sense >.<

I know i should but it's funny to see people's reactions to it. I can't make myself stop laughing enough to do so.

Hmmm

Add "on top of the sky" after "fuck" if you REALLY want to fuck with our minds.

I'm getting enough laughs out it as it stand i may save all my quoted notifications and post them at a later date.

 

[CK76]

My example

Question asked: What is the closest star to the Earth?
Me: The Sun
That guy: Stupid! He said star not a sun!

Sometimes you're so caught off guard that it stuns you.

 

[dududf]

in my junior year of high school we once made a person who never uttered a curse word do the I am Sofa King We Todd ed bit but she still denies to this day we made her "fuck"

She still denies that she slept with you?

What?

Might wanna edit that. I've reread it 7 times, and it still doesn't make any sense >.<

I know i should but it's funny to see people's reactions to it. I can't make myself stop laughing enough to do so.

Hmmm

Add "on top of the sky" after "fuck" if you REALLY want to fuck with our minds.

I'm getting enough laughs out it as it stand i may save all my quoted notifications and post them at a later date.

Hmmm.

1) Make quotes into video

2) Post video on youtube

3) Get Lady Gaga or some crap sing about it

4) ???

5) Profit

6) Jail time due to police discovering the 3 million people you hid in your garage.