"That Was Deep!" "No, You're Just Stupid."

[lacktheknack]

a friend of mine still to this day reuses to believe that a platypus is a real animal

Proof that God has a sense of humor. Whether your friend or the platypus is the proof, your decision.

My sister's friend, to this very day, insists that Macs aren't PCs, because they have "different stuff inside" and the iMacs are flatter. I have vowed to never slap a woman outside of true self defense, but she pushes it sometimes...

 

[capin Rob]

Well, there is this one girl (why is it always the opposite sex?) who caused me and my friends major headaches in history class.

Her actions include:
- Thinking that England and France were the same country.
- She thought that Hitler and Stalin were the same person
- Telling me to go kiss a picture of a Nazi when I said I was a communist.
- Thought all of the middle east was Iraq
- Did not know what the holocaust was
- Thought video games were evil and created terrorists
- Could not believe that atheists existed, and were allowed to think that
- Strongly believed that the church should be taught in school
- Did not know that the most flaming guy in the school who sat beside her, was gay
- Tried to preach the bible to me
- Hard a hard time telling black people apart

HAHAHAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! ok I'm done now, oh wait no I'm not AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that girl must be retarded

 

[Sinisterair]

My example

Question asked: What is the closest star to the Earth?
Me: The Sun
That guy: Stupid! He said star not a sun!

Sometimes you're so caught off guard that it stuns you.

ughhhhhh.....somtimes......just sometimes (most times) i wanna put all these people in a room and have them educate each other to the point there so stupid they just die...........or we could shoot them.....

 

[Ungenericteen]

I new one guy who said, "my dad ran away before I was born, my mom did to" claimed "to go skydiving since I was three" at the same time he "never was on a plane"

 

[p3t3r]

my sister once said "Hitler? isn't that the guy all the Jews liked"

she also thought Brazil was in Europe because they were good at soccer

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

once i was just chillin in the mall, there was this group of girls who were laughing and one of them came up to me and asked if i was gay. I wished for an AK-47 for the rest of that day

 

[lacktheknack]

Dutchland: You know, the place where Dutch people are from..... 'nuff said. This has been observed too many times to be funny.

I've heard worse: Someone was talking about Germany in German ("Deutchland" or however it's spelled) and one guy suddenly asked "Wait, Germans are Dutch?"

Our collective heads blew up.

 

[lacktheknack]

I've been asked how long the bus ride from Australia to America is

What you should have done was told him to check Google Maps and plot the bus route himself.

 

[xNEWxAMERiKAx]

In my college English class, we were discussing "Monsters" and one of the slides the professor showed was Hitler; the lady behind me immediately asked, "who is that?"

There does seem to be a lot of people here with stories of people who don't know who Hitler is.

There was also a girl in my Philosophy class who believed in Micro-Evolution but not Macro-Evolution.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Not making this up: met a 16-year-old girl who thought the earth was flat.

 

[Akalistos]

I know that for most people, it a urban myth but i actually know (personally) someone who ask at a McDonald a CHeeseburger without cheese.

But My "lolwut award" goes to a guy from way back in high school.

I worked in a video store a few years back and the guy came to the counter. He recognizes me, talk for a bit than said a phrase that will be forever in my memory.

"Do you have a porn film where the girl don't look in the camera?"

 

[Zosephine]

"if a tree falls and no ones around to hear it, does it make a sound???" *deep, wide eyed look of a "wise saying*
... of course it fucking does.

If you ask the people who just took a Sensation and Perception course, they'll say no. Apparently sound isn't sound until the brain processes it as sound.

Psychology can be some trippy shit.

Sort of OT: My sister didn't realize until recently (maybe a year ago) that Cinco de Mayo means "fifth of May." My family now teases her by mentioning that "I think Cinco de Mayo is going to be on the fifth again this year."

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Anytime somebody posts that damn Karl Marx quote ("religion ist opium des volkes") I mark them down a notch. Well, I don't really, but I should.

[sub]Slightly more OT:[/sub] I've never really talked to anyone who I thought that about, maybe I'm too forgiving? I should tighten my intellectual belt.

 

[Brad Shepard]

once i was just chillin in the mall, there was this group of girls who were laughing and one of them came up to me and asked if i was gay. I wished for an AK-47 for the rest of that day

you should have said "No, now let me ask you this, are you a whore?"

OT: there was this one girl i knew that every time she talked, i died a little inside... here is what i mean.

her: "Whats that on your shirt?"
Me: "...Its a ninja."
her: "You know ninjas arnt real right?"

I facepalmed so hard i hurt my nose.

 

[Super Toast]

Have you ever met anyone who is just THAT kind of stupid. There is no other way to describe the stupid, they're just THAT kind of stupid.

The kind of person that will post quotes on Facebook that they can't comprehend beyond a third grade level, who will look at you with an "lolwut?" face after uttering a word with more than 2 syllables?

Stories please.

You're gonna love this. In year 9, a girl in my class asked if Shakespeare was dead... seriously.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Have you ever met anyone who is just THAT kind of stupid. There is no other way to describe the stupid, they're just THAT kind of stupid.

The kind of person that will post quotes on Facebook that they can't comprehend beyond a third grade level, who will look at you with an "lolwut?" face after uttering a word with more than 2 syllables?

Stories please.

You're gonna love this. In year 9, a girl in my class asked if Shakespeare was dead... seriously.

that made me, LITERALLY, facepalm.

 

[Super Toast]

Have you ever met anyone who is just THAT kind of stupid. There is no other way to describe the stupid, they're just THAT kind of stupid.

The kind of person that will post quotes on Facebook that they can't comprehend beyond a third grade level, who will look at you with an "lolwut?" face after uttering a word with more than 2 syllables?

Stories please.

You're gonna love this. In year 9, a girl in my class asked if Shakespeare was dead... seriously.

that made me, LITERALLY, facepalm.

Never in my life had I experienced such stupidity. Or since.

 

[youkokitsune]

quote "Had someone in my college class ask what state the Buffalo Bills were from...he came from New York City..."

You know.... I'm from buffalo... and that actually is not surprising.
(by the way not insulting anyone from NYC who doesnt think this)

1) i met a guy visiting from NYC who in my presence actually said buffalonians were pretty muched displaced canadians.


2) as soon as i tell anyone im talking to that im from New York (meaning state)
I get the almost instant response of "WOW! it must be great living in New York City"

just to clear it up NYC does not take up the whole state!

 

[Yassen]

A few months ago I was on a contiki tour with about 50 other people and we were in Washington for our last night together. On the way back from the bar we passed the Pentagon.

Girl: "Wow the Pentagon has lots of sides."
Me: "Yeah... it has five sides. Hence the name."
Girl: "The pentagon is a pentagon?"

We never let her live that down. Granted we just came from a bar but she didn't have that much.

 

[Desaari]

I know a guy who was having computer problems of some sort. When asked kind of computer he had, he replied: "It's a widescreen".