*Facepalm*YuzL said:
This palm will stay faced for the rest of the night, thank you.
Had someone in my college class ask what state the Buffalo Bills were from...he came from New York City...
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This palm will stay faced for the rest of the night, thank you.
Had someone in my college class ask what state the Buffalo Bills were from...he came from New York City...
Just for the record, I got what you meant. It's like that episode of the Simpsons where the younger, smarter girl moves into Lisa's class and Lisa says, "I never made Miss Hoover "wow-wee"." Same context. Since you put the quotation marks, you meant the word, not the action.SnootyEnglishman said:
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Girl in computer programming class: "Okay, so... what's the difference between Microsoft Word and Windows XP?" I wish I was joking.
All of those are smashing ideas except for number 3. I'll get Christopher Walken to read them instead.dududf said:
so my friend finnaly realises that I walk to my brothers house to visit him sometimes.
she exclaims to me,
"you walk at night, how do you deal with rapists and muggers?"
it took me all of ten minutes laughing my ass off to realise she was serious.
I live in saskatchewan btw, the worst we have here is drive by arguments(family guy referance)
she exclaims to me,
"you walk at night, how do you deal with rapists and muggers?"
it took me all of ten minutes laughing my ass off to realise she was serious.
I live in saskatchewan btw, the worst we have here is drive by arguments(family guy referance)
During a history class about Hitler a girl asked, quite sincerely, "wait, Hitler's dead?"
Same girl, different class. Teacher asks "What's the second odd number?" she says, "5?"
Biology, I think, during a bit on cancer, she blurts out "cancer's, like, a really deadly disease."
Being 17 and not knowing what the second odd number is an accomplishment.
Same girl, different class. Teacher asks "What's the second odd number?" she says, "5?"
Biology, I think, during a bit on cancer, she blurts out "cancer's, like, a really deadly disease."
Being 17 and not knowing what the second odd number is an accomplishment.
Not the best example, as you're not entirely right- Resident Evil 3 STARTS before 2, but ends up finishing after the events of 2 have already concluded. So actually, you ARE supposed to play 2 before 3. Otherwise you'll be wondering why Racoon City was blown up at the end of 3, but you're running around it in 2.Aylaine said:
in that case i'd take your word on it i meen im not gonna sit there and watch you play them all.Aylaine said:
Back in high school there was this girl in my english class who inquired about the German exchange student's "funny" accent and where she was from.
I told her that the exchange student was from Germany.
She asked me what state that was in.
**A moment of mutual puzzlement.**
I explained to her that there were other countries in the world other than the USA and even spoke languages other than English and totally blew her mind.
Then we had hot, greasy monkey love.
No we didn't. I lied about that last part.
I told her that the exchange student was from Germany.
She asked me what state that was in.
**A moment of mutual puzzlement.**
I explained to her that there were other countries in the world other than the USA and even spoke languages other than English and totally blew her mind.
Then we had hot, greasy monkey love.
No we didn't. I lied about that last part.
How odd, that's just about the same path of logic I take to reach most conclusions in my everyday life, though admittedly mine ends with Batman.Diligent said:
Dutchland: You know, the place where Dutch people are from..... 'nuff said. This has been observed too many times to be funny.
Last night, despite being moderately inebriated, I managed to drop 'misogynist' and 'spontaneous' in conversation. The guy to whom I was talking was a little surprised that people would speak with such fancy words.
Just about everybody on Facebook. I shit you not, a girl said this exact quote "Just because it happens, doesn't always mean it will." I commented on it saying "What does that even mean?" And she thereafter, deleted the status.Eggsnham said:
Now every once in a while I post some ridiculous thing in quotes. My most recent one was "If there was a way for us to know, we'd probably find out, but then we'd be here." If any of the stupid people who post those retarded quotes read mine, even just one person, I'll have succeeded. God I hate those people.
This happened a few months ago, when we just got our class schedules for the remainder of the year:
Person: "All right! I don't have any English classes, except for Spanish!
Person: "All right! I don't have any English classes, except for Spanish!
this annoying guy on youtube. he thinks he is the best at splinter cell but he only plays on normal difficulty and gets spotted and SUCKS! oh and my other friend thought that if you could see yourself in a mirror you are a genie...NO LIE!!! he also thinks christmas trees attract genies...he and his girlfriend split up recently, I wonder why.
My "Honors" Biology class is full of "that kind of stupid". Our teacher played a video for the class early in the semester:
Teacher: "See - this is the miracle of life."
Student: "But this is just Earth."
How is Earth not a miracle of life?
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EDIT: Sorry Snooty, I didn't know it was done on purpose.
Teacher: "See - this is the miracle of life."
Student: "But this is just Earth."
How is Earth not a miracle of life?
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SnootyEnglishman said:
You might want to proofread and edit before you post.z(ombie)fan said:
EDIT: Sorry Snooty, I didn't know it was done on purpose.