Result: a young brunette caucausian woman in an evening dress and a sterile marketing smile, holding a large pink box. She begins walking around the room, handing out paranormal goods while an unknown booming voice announces the name of the product and their price. After finishing the ten minute presentation, the person dissapears in a puff of pink smoke.
List of product "samples":
- a pink pill that makes the person grow cotton candy instead of hair.
- a diary with a lock which imprints itself to the first person who uses it.
- an Uncle Sam hat that makes people speak in a 20's Trans-Atlantic accent.
- chemistry set that allows children to conduct classic alchemical experiments, from creating a homunculus, to turning copper into gold
- a role playing strategy game with sentient NPC's
Introduction to economics university text book, fine
