The 914 game

[Level 7 Dragon]

Result: "Deepest Tide" an unofficial sequel to the film with high quality production value. The film centers around Jacob Crestfall, a young aquatics engineer (played by Jesse Eisenberg), who works at an experimental oil rig, located below see level. During one of his routine expeditions, the crew find the remains of the cast of the previous film, as well as a collection of odd-looking eggs. Jacob has to convince his senior director (played by Pearl Herman) to destroy the station and notify the Austrialian government about the upcomming catastrophe.

Any screen projecting the movie at times appear to "leak" seawater during the underwater scenes..

two boxes of estrogen and testerone respectfully, fine

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Result: A 10x10 sm pink plastic cube with three glowing buttons titled Delta, Sigma, Gamma respectfully.

Each button, when pressed causes a progressively stronger orgasm with varying side effects. The first button produces a male sexual implulse, however repeated use has known to cause mild sezures and memory loss. Subjects have shown to repeatedly press the button to the detrement of other insticts such as sleep, hydration, food and hygene.

The second button causes a much stronger "female" orgasm, but takes three minutes to "recharge" before being used again. When pressed, the subjects lose consciousness, after waking up they report a vivid hallucination of an erotic encounter in a random enviorment and actors. They may experience being in a body of a different gender, ethnicity and complexion, as well as varying companions.

The settings have included:

- 18'th century Paris slums. With actors being a young and stout french brunette general and a Catalonian escord.
- 4K BCE Babylon. Dosents of actors of varying complexion and gender partaking in some odd fertility ritual.
- 1930's Berlin. A former german soldier attempts to find earn enough money for food through sex work.
- 79 AD Pompeii. Several elderly legioners enter a brothel before suffocating in volcanic ash.

After repeated use the subjects display a form of Personality Dissonance Disorder, speaking previously unknown and sometimes dead languages and longing for a return to their former bodies, which leads them to pressing the third button.

After pressing button Gamma, the subject falls into a coma for an hour to several weeks. After which, they undergo a metamorphosis, which includes changes in: ethnicity, body complexion, height, hair colour, weight, gender, gender identity, placement of tatoos, piercings and scars, etcetera. Should the subject wake up, they will be rendered sterile and will lack any or so sexual drive and will be disqusted by even the mention of any kind of suggestive or erotic acts. Gamma subjects experienced severe nausia when observing the pink box and broke restraints in attempts to destroy the object.

University World History textbook, fine

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Result: 16 stacks of microscopic colour receptor cones, three lenses, three pigment layers for shifting between different UI modes, 1ml of cobalt, a string of nervious tissue.

Asthma medicine inhaler, fine

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Result: 1TB of various video material detailing the dynamics of the movement, including interviews with Bob Chipman, Briana Wu, Internet Aristocrat, Notch as well as other outspoken figures of the controversity. The final file depicts a convention of some sort where various figures from both sides of the conflict performing a sacrificial ritual on the EA board of directors with Milo, the CEO of 4chan together with Anita Sarkesian laying down the torch.

A can of Coca-cola, coarse.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Result:

Spoiler: A complicated anatomy textbook showing the biology and behavioral patterns of a certain genetically modified creature.

A cheese wheel, fine

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Result: Human skin cells and a pile of pigmentless tapeworms. The latter seems to burrow into the former and reproduce the original imput.

Surgery equipment, very fine

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Result: Out of the output door float out levitating Lego constructs depicting the Lucas-style intro text scroll that transcribes in-detail the plot of the seven films with minor differences that fit the overall comedic tone of the spin-off. Those differences include: pilots crashing in to the Death Star exhaust pipe instead of shooting it, Anakin falling into think jelly instead of molten lava and a sub-plot about Kylo Ren's hair stylist.

After the last paragraph floats out of the room, then out of the building a pair of miniature lego X-Wings fly out of the output cabinet and begin attacking researchers with unpleasant, yet non lethal energy blasts.

The misogynistic surgery machine from the previous test, fine

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Result: A malformed bicicle wheel, probably deformed by a large vehicle, as well as a paper note. On the tire one can notice a smidge of dried blood mixed with petrol.

One the note, smeared with dirt there is a single sentence in poor handwriting:

The dog kept barking

"The Second Sex" by Simone de Beauvoir, 1:1

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Result: Ratchet and Clank: Infinity Drive for the PS7

The game begins with Ratchet and Clank being short on cash and forced to accept a contact from a strange faceless figure to test a new jump drive in ordet to make their day. The jump drive malfunctions and disentegrates the ship, trapping the titular characters in a mysterious dimention called the "Nexus", in which they can see every door to a possible version of reality. After wondering around featureless terrain, which acts like a tutorial level protagonist stumbles upon the Voyager spacecraft, which tells the player to retrieve the parts of the jump drive which were scattered throughout the multiverse, else they would be stuck in the Nexus forever.

The first door they go into resembles a neolithic world, filled with Conan the Barbarian style tribes and enemies. Due to the limited ammo the player is forced to dodge slow moving projectiles and engage the monsters in close quaters. After reaching the end of the stage, the player find the Drive's self defence system, which is worshipped as a deity by the cavemen. The drive activates and becomes the introduction boss for the game. When the enemy health bar eaches zero, the drive piece turns back into a small McGuffin which fits comfortably into Clank's backpack.

However, the entry door opens up by itself and countless droid start poring out, terraforming the planet and terminating the locals. This is when Ratches gets his hands on more "serious" firearms. However, the player is advised to constantly mix up their strategy, as the robots evolve to become immune to a weapon should it be used too long.

Upon returning to the Nexus, R&C see that the mysterious colonists established a perminent base of operation there and begin kicking down the multiversal doors. Both of the protagonists panic and jump into the nearest portal, which coincedentally ends up to be the world of Jack and Dexter.

After waking up in the evergreen mewdows and realizing what happened the characters decide to head for the nearest village, where they meet Jack and Dexter themselves. After a brief fight and not so brief cutscene, the characters team up to fight off the pangalactic conquerers.

Box of antibiotics, very fine

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A living, breathing human. Then you get demoted to Class D for putting a living, breathing organism into SCP-914.

The complete works of Shakespeare; Fine.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Result: "The Stratfort Tales"

A thick leather tome, decorated with various precious gems and metals depicting images of kings and clergy engaging in various deprived acts such as murder, incest and orgies. Inside, illustrations are coloured with Lapis lazuli, most notably the pigment is generously used when rendering the robes of monarchs.

The book features all known Shakespeare plays, as well as a few that were previously thought to be lost to time. Worth noting that none of the tales site Shakespeare as the author, instead citing obscure nobles are the original creators.

There are various deviations from the original tales, such as the Merchant of Venice ending with the main character seeing the angel Gabriel or Juliet living to unite the waring families.



A bucket of mundane blue paint, Very fine