Result: A cardboard box filled with stray puppies
Premium brand beauty anti-aging cream, very fine
Premium brand beauty anti-aging cream, very fine
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Result: A fully functional brass automaton hand. The devise seems to intergrate itself rather easily into any clockwork mechanism, transforming itself to increate the overall productivity of the devise.
-After being jammed into a 2 meter tall grandfather clock, the hand began emitting barn own mating sounds each time the watch was at 12AM.
-After being inserted into a very old printing press, the unit began to emit an oily substance which helped prevent jamming and increase the overall speed of the machine.
Standart Television remote control, very fine
-After being jammed into a 2 meter tall grandfather clock, the hand began emitting barn own mating sounds each time the watch was at 12AM.
-After being inserted into a very old printing press, the unit began to emit an oily substance which helped prevent jamming and increase the overall speed of the machine.
Standart Television remote control, very fine
Result: A 5 meter tall antique silver mirror. The round frame is decorated by imaged of a young woman encountaring various antropormorthic animals and board game pieces. Upon further examination it is noted that the reflextions show minor differences from the objects they are referencing.
Fruits in a bowl may have a different arrangements. Individuals may have minor zits, different haircuts or varying types of makeup.
After comming in contact with blood the panel dissapears, leaving open a passage towards a geometrically impossible mirror maze. The subject becomes increasingly more distressed the longer they traverse the structure, as the reflections become more and more warped as they move deeper into the maze.
For the sake of the experiment the volunteers were equipped with a head mounted video capturing devise, liked to a cable.
- For the first 10 or so minutes the reflections more or less accurately reflect the subjects physique.
- 20+ minutes the reflections begin to show variations in skin tone and muscle mass, as well as general apparel.
- 30+ minutes the entities begin to show differences in ethnicities and gender.
- 2+ hours the silhoettes begin to lose any of all resemblance to the original host and display severe malformalities, as well as biological properities that are impossible for mammals for posess.
- After 5+ of so hours of traveling the feed begins to distort, as plants and other various folliage begin to grow out of the maze floor, not long after as the overall entity begins to resemble a lush jungle, filled with organisms currently unknown to biology.
- 10+ hours the video footage becomes barely recognizable, however the researchers are able to make out large fungal structures and multible creatures resembling felinae.
- At 11 hours 23 minutes 6 seconds the video suddendly cuts off. After retracting the cable it is noted that the object was severed by some large carnivorous creature, judging by the bite marks left on the rubber coating.
Occasional laughter is still heard from the maze entry.
Children's "Real Secret Agent's" Disquise Kit, Very fine.
Fruits in a bowl may have a different arrangements. Individuals may have minor zits, different haircuts or varying types of makeup.
After comming in contact with blood the panel dissapears, leaving open a passage towards a geometrically impossible mirror maze. The subject becomes increasingly more distressed the longer they traverse the structure, as the reflections become more and more warped as they move deeper into the maze.
For the sake of the experiment the volunteers were equipped with a head mounted video capturing devise, liked to a cable.
- For the first 10 or so minutes the reflections more or less accurately reflect the subjects physique.
- 20+ minutes the reflections begin to show variations in skin tone and muscle mass, as well as general apparel.
- 30+ minutes the entities begin to show differences in ethnicities and gender.
- 2+ hours the silhoettes begin to lose any of all resemblance to the original host and display severe malformalities, as well as biological properities that are impossible for mammals for posess.
- After 5+ of so hours of traveling the feed begins to distort, as plants and other various folliage begin to grow out of the maze floor, not long after as the overall entity begins to resemble a lush jungle, filled with organisms currently unknown to biology.
- 10+ hours the video footage becomes barely recognizable, however the researchers are able to make out large fungal structures and multible creatures resembling felinae.
- At 11 hours 23 minutes 6 seconds the video suddendly cuts off. After retracting the cable it is noted that the object was severed by some large carnivorous creature, judging by the bite marks left on the rubber coating.
Occasional laughter is still heard from the maze entry.
Children's "Real Secret Agent's" Disquise Kit, Very fine.
Result: A Gauntlet decorated by gold, platinum and various glowing lego pieces. While equiped, the user is able to alter the cosmic properities of LEGO construction sets and their individual pieces. This includes changing the object's size, volume, chemistry, relationship to gravity, radioactivity, as well as the possession of sentience by the object.
Testing discovered that the artifact is only able to influence licenced LEGO products, as immitations seem to be unaffected by the object.
A stack of medical university textbooks discussing everything from psychiatric analysis and dentistry to platic surgery and neuroscience - Very Fine.
Testing discovered that the artifact is only able to influence licenced LEGO products, as immitations seem to be unaffected by the object.
A stack of medical university textbooks discussing everything from psychiatric analysis and dentistry to platic surgery and neuroscience - Very Fine.
Result: A red rusty dentistry chair. Subjects report uneasy while remaining in the object after a few minutes of being present in it. Should the subject fall asleep while residing inside the object, they will report seeing vivid hallucination of being trapped inside an industrial mechanism, chased by mangeled silhoettes. After each of those accidents, random wounds of varying severity appear on the subjects body, ranging from acid burns to chunks of flesh being taken out by an unknown carnivorous creature.
Folded inside the construct a note was found with messy handwritting.
Folded inside the construct a note was found with messy handwritting.
Valve's "The Orange Box", Fine
Result: A wooden wand. Upon examination it is noted that the material is simmilar to that of the Yorkshire Oak, however the hairs contained within the artifact belong to some mammal currently unknown to nature.
After attempting to cast one of the novels incantations, the object emits a powerful shock, knocking all the personel to the walls and disabling electronics.
"How to Find Love and Self-worth" self help book, Very fine
After attempting to cast one of the novels incantations, the object emits a powerful shock, knocking all the personel to the walls and disabling electronics.
"How to Find Love and Self-worth" self help book, Very fine
Result: a 3876 TB flash drive containing Spoony's biography, psychological profile, game reviews dating from 2006 to 2078, as well as detailed commentaries on both path and future historical events, some of which seem impossible, if not contradictory. Most notably are his unedited videos of him paying a visit to Anime-themed cafees based on the surface of the Russian Marsian colonies, as well him recieving genuine cat-ears in one of the many Transgenics laboratories located in the independent republic of Texas.
No record of a Half-Life 3 review, though.
A human sized capsule, a practical guide to gene therapy and a collection of various electronics, fine
No record of a Half-Life 3 review, though.
A human sized capsule, a practical guide to gene therapy and a collection of various electronics, fine
Result: Watchmen: Collectors edition
The new edition features an in-depth commentary by Alan Moore himself, detailing the process of character design and his creative process. Long-term exposure to the book was known to cause nausia, vomiting and even loss of consciousness due to the radioactive isotope used to paint Dr. Manhattan.
A pile of books detailing race/gender issues faced by modern societies, various economic/political manifestos and a bouquette of roses, fine
The new edition features an in-depth commentary by Alan Moore himself, detailing the process of character design and his creative process. Long-term exposure to the book was known to cause nausia, vomiting and even loss of consciousness due to the radioactive isotope used to paint Dr. Manhattan.
A pile of books detailing race/gender issues faced by modern societies, various economic/political manifestos and a bouquette of roses, fine
Result: A 2kg brick of antimatter located inside a magnetic container. It's highly adviced not to open it.
A box filled with steroids, very fine
A box filled with steroids, very fine
Result : Four smaller magnetic boxes, each containing antihelium-3 and antihelium-4 nuclei, an unknown source of photons and antihydrogen-1 nuclei.
A flash drive containing hundereds of "make-up" tutorials, fine
A flash drive containing hundereds of "make-up" tutorials, fine