The above user's avatar is trying to kill you!

[thesilentman]

*Gets up* I know that I'm not gonna go down easily.

 

[RaginDrage]

A brief quote to sum up my feelings for this thread so far...

Spoiler

...but never mind that!

I want that(surprisingly non-silent)alchemist dead!

 

[evilneko]

*hides behind Jon Stewart*

Well the next post oughta be amusing...

 

[thesilentman]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Oh. Run along now, there's a war here.

 

[InfinityCubed]

A clone of EVERY MEMBER of the TV TROPES "Badass" page, and respective subpages.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm going to need a gun! With everything on it! And I mean EVERYTHING.

*somehow accomplishes this feat*

Great, now where to aim, it really could be anywhere- THERE'S TOO MANY POSSIBILITIES GODDAMMIT!

 

[InfinityCubed]

Wolverine, The Doctor, Claire Bennet, and various other immortals remain. you probably mowed me down though. BUT MAYBE IT WAS JUST A CLONE?

edit: oh btw this time i have fricking sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads.

 

[kailus13]

A mathematical symbol is trying to kill me. I hjave no idea how to react to this.

 

[Headsprouter]

Fluttershy! I must distract you by...KNOCKING OVER THIS MAN'S SHOPPING TROLLEY! Now you must help him.

 

[kailus13]

There is a Headsprouter after me, I will probably die. I'd still try to stab it though.

 

[Headsprouter]

Aw, crap. *explodes*

 

[karcentric]

Eh... Come at me bro!

 

[Teoes]

You found me again! Ehm. Ehm. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

..did that work?

 

[Teoes]

It's cute so I won't run, but God-DAMN is it an evil creature. DX

 

[Teoes]

Those black, soulless eyes.. I should've known you'd turn out to be this evil.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Fuckin' hell. Should have known all along that you were one of the Hidden Folk! YOU FUCKING BASTARD, YOU AINT TAKING ME OUT!

 

[Teoes]

Behind that cute, useless face lies the heart and soul of a ruthless murderer. Huh. *dies*