Looking at the booting navigation console through the comms screen, Merutio smiled to himself and pushed the talk button. "Thanks for your help - I'll be up there in a tick." He released the button for the computer hub and keyed the entire ship. Barely suppressing a giggle, Merutio did what he had always wanted to do.
"Attention all passengers, this is *snicker* your pilot speaking. The time is 2702 hours and it's a balmy 34 degrees. Please take a seat and buckle in, because we have to fly out of the atmosphere in this hunk of junk. Stow all luggage in the overhead compartments, and thank you for flying Belluchi spacelanes."
"Attention all passengers, this is *snicker* your pilot speaking. The time is 2702 hours and it's a balmy 34 degrees. Please take a seat and buckle in, because we have to fly out of the atmosphere in this hunk of junk. Stow all luggage in the overhead compartments, and thank you for flying Belluchi spacelanes."