The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Here, subject Granny~ *Hands dough*
I made it with extra shrapnel, just like the war!

 

[DJude]

*easily dodges the Falcon Punch*
Subject Granny, i did, but appearently he doesn't want them soo..
*Nev's eyes flash and all of BLT's body parts are scattered to seperate parts of the world*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*crawls into a corner, and starts crying*
S-Subject Nev...why!

 

[DJude]

I offered you my help and you didn't want it, so dont you dare ask me "why?"

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, can I help
Subject Nev, you have a very strange way of helping.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Well! You didn't have to put them at separate parts of the world subject Nev!

Subject Max I need none of your help! I don't need anyone's help!

 

[Roxas1359]

*hits Subject BT on head with hammer*
Subject BT, you complain about not getting help, but then you reject it!

 

[Baby Eater]

Good girly dear Vaude! *pours jar labeled "Souls" into bowl*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Granny, those are mine!*puts souls back in jar*

 

[DJude]

Subject Max, i was just making it easier for him to gather up his limbs but then he goes and declares that he doesn't want my help....

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Nev, I realize that. Why do you think I just hit him on the head with a hammer.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Nev! You fucking ass hole! I never said to throw them across the globe!
*head falls off*
Subject Max that didn't hurt me.

 

[Roxas1359]

*throws Subject BT into depression box*
Now you need to stay in the and think of how not to piss people off.

 

[Baby Eater]

Dear Max we're trying to make cookies and those are souls I stole from Hade's left shoe!

 

[DJude]

*Nev's eyes flash red and BLT's head is warped to some unknown location*
Heh...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Granny, are you sure? I had a bunch of jars with souls in them. They are my collection, and I got them through trades.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*uses a cellphone to call subject Granny Toast*
Come on pick up pick up!

 

[Baby Eater]

*teleports in front of subject BT holding limbs* Here you go deary!

Dear Max it's mine. Look *shows Granny symbol on jar*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
*Sighs*
*Puts arm on body, then rest of limbs*
...
Well, that still doesn't solve the problem of me being in the middle of no where.(subjects)

 

[DJude]

*presses button on a detonator*
*the area that BLT and Granny Toast are in is made entirely of various explosives such as C4, nitro, hydrogen bombs, nukes, atom bombs, etc.*
*everything within a 300 mile radius is engulfed in an enormous explosion*
hah...
*the explosion can be seen from the asylum*