The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

*wakes up*
I heard something about licking the spoon!
But I guess subject Vaudess can have it. I was being an ass to everyone.

Subject BT your a freak and no one will ever love you.
*sighs*
Your no fun any more.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Mm! Subject Granny, you're the best! *Licks spoon*

Subject BT, want some?
I don't have cooties, so to speak.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Knife the size of a tree stabs subject Nev*I'm busy deary!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*snaps*
Subject BT, everyone that you ever loved back in the 20th century are dead! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Meh....
Stop being all depressed!

No you can have it subject Vaudess....

 

[DJude]

*a tree shaped like a knife appears beside Nev*
...
what, the, fuck? huh...

*sniff* *sniff*
...Whos making cookies? i can smell the batter...
*appears beside everyoe with a few blood splatters on his clothes*
Hah, knew it...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Nev....if you could, save what ever your going to do for another day?

Stop being depressed subject BT! Your no fun when you are!
Meh...

 

[Baby Eater]

Dear BT you can lick the bowl!
None for you subject Nev!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No subject Granny Toast. I don't deserve it.

For gods sake subject BT stop being so fucking boring!

 

[DJude]

Subject BLT, actually, i already did it... but also, why are you depressed? the intense rays of Gmodding being emitted from Granny were to blinding for me to see anything else that was going on...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Please cheer up, subject BT? *Licks spoon*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Nev Granny is literally the strongest person in the asylum. It's been established since her creation.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I can't subject Vaudess...

Fine fuck you then im going to go watch Invader Zim.
You go do that.
Oh come on! Your usually the first one to the TV when I say that!

Subject Nev, I just don't feel right for some reason.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject BT is there anything we can get you...?

 

[DJude]

God, i really don't feel like doing this now Toast, i'm tired and don't feel like typing a big-ass rant about how that goes against everything that you all have spent so much time trying to make clear...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Vaudess, no...
Why are you like this! You are never like this!
Yeah yeah yeah.....

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn this is an exception because 99.9% of the time it's for comical purposes from the pure fact that it's a little old lady who's so strong. I'm surprised you haven't seen her yet. She was in the original asylum too. I wouldn't of had to Gmod in a fight if you didn't try to kill her every 5 seconds.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

i can get you anything, subject BT! *Hands cotton candy, cup of coffee and a unicorn* Anything!

 

[Baby Eater]

*gives subject BT a cookie*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject Vaudess and subject Granny, thanks but no thanks.

I swear I am going to kill you if you don't cheer up subject BT.
*sighs*
That usually works subjects.

 

[Baby Eater]

Spoiler: This'll cheer subject BT up!