What the hell?
*is confused at how the sword somehow completely missed granny but went all the way through BLT*
huh... i wonder, does that happen all the time?
*draws a sickle and hooks it into granny's head*
*slices open granny's head and rips it off*
*hooks the sickle into granny's open neck hole and pulls down on it, cutting her throat and part of her torso in half*
Nope, huh, maybe swords just don't work....
*VitaChamber activated - Subject Granny Toast*
*hans Granny the faulty sword*
Here, have it, it doesn't work like it should... damn swords, one of the reasons i switched to these chain-sickles... damn these things are nice...