The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Smagmuck_]

*Tears build in eyes*
WAAAA!
(Help subject Vaudess!)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject VaudeVillianVeteran...you are under arrest for let's see...murder, drugs, dismemberment, vandalism, killing an FBI agent, and killing a Panda.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject's don't mind if I eat right?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Smag, I'm sorry I hit you.*gives cookie*
Great, my laptop really is crap because now another one of my keys is not working well.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*Thinks fast* *Picks up Smag*

Subject Officer! You can't arrest me! I'm a mother!

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Childish laugh*
*Om nom noms cookie that is size of head*
*Is picked up*
*Smiles*
Gah.
(Subject Vaudess, what are you doing?)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

... Yeah we can still arrest you we put your...goo baby into a foster home. Now get in the car

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject, I believe there is a misunderstanding. I sure we can sort this out.
*whispers to Subject Vaude*
[small]Run away, I'll distract him.[/small]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Officer can't arrest an asylum inmate!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I heard that! Now your under arrest Subject...uh...Maxieon is it?

yes we can Subject GG because this isn't an insane Asylum any more...in fact we can arrest anyone we want after the Rapture.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject, um no it's.... Hubert.

 

[DJude]

*gasp*
Subject Vaude! RUN! that babies ticking!
*grabs Smag and throws him in the air*
*Smag explodes*
Phew... crisis averted...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Nice try pal get in the fucking car!
You to *****!

Oooooh! No you didn't! She will rip your head off!

we also know about your stash Subject BT, you get in to!

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects let me handle this. *chops up the officers quicker than the eye can see*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, that really didn't help with this situation.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

But subject Officer, my poor, poor baby. He's very attached to his mother. Isn't that right, subject Smag?
...
Plus I'm bloody innocent!

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Reasembles*
*Lands in baby pouch that has appeared on Vaudess*
*Falls asleep*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, it's an American FBI agent. I know how to deal with this.*pays off Subject Officer*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Subject Smag explodes*

...
Yeah...We've heard that before
*throws her in the car*
*throws subject Maxieon and Subject BT in the car to*
Bribes don't work pal neither does racism.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wait Subject Officer, what will it take to clear her name?
Hm, and they say corruption is running rampant. Go figure we get the one officer that isn't corrupt.