The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*Breaks out into hysterical laughter* *sets subject Smag down and kicks door open*
*Throws smoke bomb*
Gotta try harder than that, subject Officer. I'm innocent!

 

[DJude]

*gasp*
That babies ticking even quicker now! Subject Vaude, RUN!
*throws Smag in the air*
*the car blows up*
phew... second crisis averted...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*Smashes squad cars hood*
Subject Officer can go now and let them go!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

$45,444,555,453,553,654.26 sir....So that won't work Drive em off buddy!

Where did she! Oh there she is! Sniper take er down!
*Subject Vaude gets shot in the leg with a sniper bullet*

*I commit suicide*

 

[Baby Eater]

*jumps in the cop car and drives iff with everyone it it.2 stars appear* Oh shit I already have 2 stars subjects!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, help I'm still in the car.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

... You know we set C-*boom!* 4...in the car...

 

[Roxas1359]

*ink blot falls and creates puddle*
Subjects, you could warn me next time.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*picks up Vaudess*
Little sister..................the cops found us again
*portholes glow red and GG picks up the exloded squad car after shaken Max out of it*
Subject's may want to stand back

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hmm...
That the best you've got, subject Officer?
*Winces and removes bullet with knife before tearing fabric and wrapping it*

Subject GG, remember to be careful.

 

[Roxas1359]

*puddle starts to move*
Give me a minute Subjects.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Subject Vaude explodes*

---7 hours later---
Well, now that we are in jail what should we-

You've been bailed by Bill Gates, all you gotta do is buy an Xbox 360 and only play that all your life

 

[DJude]

*looks out on the current scene*
i'm not sure everyones in sync with everyone else... -.-'

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Officer, but why would Bill Gates do that? I thought that he retired and was giving poor countries vaccines with his large sums of money.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Officer can blow that out somewhere tender I am a PS3 boy.
Bill gates can pay for that x-box himself
*drills through hole in wall*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

....Because shut up

*subject GG explodes*

 

[Desert Warrior]

Subject Baby Devourer
Believes he is driving an imaginary car with two stars following him while appearing out of nowhere..

 

[Roxas1359]

*back to normal*
Ah, there we go. Subject GG, where are you going?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*throws oxygen tank off back as it explodes making hole in cell*
Subject Officer can stop godmodding now.
I'm going back to the asylum
Subject Vaudess is coming with?

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Subject Venn, synchronicity is for the normals.