The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Subject Officer that is cruel and unusual punishment

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, subject GG. *Settles on shoulder*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

We weren't god modding Bill Gates just kills everyone who likes PS3...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Officer, well crap he looses my respect for him.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject officer Bill Gates has money, not orbital air strikes
*climbs out of hole in wall*
Subject officer may want to contemplate his place in society and himself as a man.
*let's other prisoners out via drill in the wall*

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Bill Gates and respect, Subject Maxi? You belong here.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Subject Maxieon Explodes*

...ok lets fast forward before we say stuff we regret!

-70 hours later-

Ahhh, feels good to be back in the Asylum.

 

[Baby Eater]

I'll be back subjects I gotta shower.

 

[Roxas1359]

*wakes up later*
Subject ICH, I respect all unless they give me a reason not to.
Subject GG, the cell doors were unlocked! Now I'm going to have to have someone repair that.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Max I like drilling things though.
Do the cops still think we stay in the asylum because we can't leave?
*laughs*
I mean really?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Lets just relax and play some MW2!

*gets pelted with rocks*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject GG, the cops left hours ago.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject max I like bringing things up.
[sup]especially after a rp with THAT many time jumps[/sup]

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OK OK! Lets all relax with some Portal!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, why are there so many time jumps?

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I'll bring the cake, Subjects.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I
-1 second later-
have
-60 minutes later-
Lets have pie!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Max I would say but I don't want to sound mean.
So I will say
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Pie is good too, Subject BT

T-T-T-Timewarp Subject GG?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

---700 hours later---

...
Ok who set off my stash of nukes!