*Comes wearing nothing but a towel*
Hello, subjects.
Look at yourself, now back to me, now back yourself, now back to me. Sadly, your not me. But if you stop being sane and started drinking Chloro-Wine, you still couldn't be like me. Look left. Now right. Where are we? I don't know! Why are you asking me question!? Oh wait, we're still in the same place. Hang on!
*Claps*
Where are we now? I still don't know! You really shouldn't let me lead you places! I think we're in the center of the earth. What's that in your hand? Is that an egg? Look again. OH GOD IT'S HATCHING! LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
*Claps*
Where are we now? I think we're at my house. Now that traumatizing experience is over, how about some sexy time? Yes? No? Well fuck you then. Y'know why? Because anything is possible with Chloro-wine. I'm on a horse.
Get the fuck offa me, Waffles.
Shut up, Admiral.
PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWER!
DAMMIT, CAP, YOU DID THE WRONG ONE!
FUCK NOT GIVEN!