The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Rainboq]

^///^ Thank ya subject Lambrewski!

 

[Baby Eater]

Pretty good subject Rain. *Thumbs up*

 

[Rainboq]

Heya subject Baby! It's been a while!

 

[Baby Eater]

Indeed it has subject Rain!

How've you been?

 

[Rainboq]

Very good subject Baby, yourself?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subjects. I come baring memories.

 

[Baby Eater]

Well I burnt down 5 villages and held the pope hostage.

So pretty meh, subject.

Also,

Starninja! *Shoots a smart bomb at Fury*

 

[Rainboq]

How is that Meh subejct Baby?!

And subject Fury, that evokes no memories :/

 

[Baby Eater]

Being unnaturally evil is a constant chain of one-upping myself subject Rain. Now I have to plan something twice as big tomorrow *Takes out a huge scroll of evil deeds left unfinished* Hmmm....I can make every phone in the world play Barbie Girl nonstop....

 

[Rainboq]

*does not have a phone, and is therefor immune to Subject Baby's plot* HA!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Shoves a phone down subject Rain's throat*

 

[Rainboq]

*pukes the phone back up and shoves it up subject Baby's urethra*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Looks up urethra on wikipedia* YOU SON OF A ***** SUBJECT RAIN! *Rolls Rain up with a katamari*

 

[Rainboq]

*giggles and she escapes the katamari and rolls it up with a larger katamari*

Subject Baby, you should be more prepared!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

SUBJECT RAIN! HAVE YOU NOT PLAYED STARFOX 64?!

OH SHI- *Blown up by subject Toast*

 

[Baby Eater]

Good thing I am, subject Rain.

*Turns into the King of All Cosmos and punches the double katamari to bits*

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Fury, I live in a Sony console house.

Subject Baby, why did you have to do that?

*traps you inside the warp, where Khorne slices you to bits*

 

[Baby Eater]

Starfox 64 was out before the Sony playstation subject Rain

*Reattaches self and has tea with Khorne*

 

[Rainboq]

Subject Baby, I wasn't allowed to game then.

Also, Khorne is the Chaos god of War and Violence, he does not have tea.

*watches with glee as Khorne utterly removes you from existance*

 

[Baby Eater]

But chaos loves tea subject Rain!

*No longer exists. Somehow*